The Wall

[Poopadoop]

But staying in is dangerous too, might fall down the stairs, or get locked in the toilet, or die of carbon monoxide poisoning, or get robbed and stabbed up by a gang of teenagers.

...or throw boiling water into your own face.

(sorry couldn't resist)

[OngBonga]

...or throw boiling water into your own face.

Only if the mutliuniverse theory where every possible outcome is a reality is true, in which case then yes, this does indeed have a non-zero probability of happening. Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

[Poopadoop]

Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

Sadly, I rarely seem to get to be in the universe where things like this happen.

[CoccoBill]

Likewise, there's also a non-zero probability of banana getting so butthurt he injects heroin into his eyeballs to prove to us the dangers of doing so.

I'd pay to see that.