**Ask a monkey a physics question thread**

[OngBonga]

I've not heard that about Einstein's GR before. I'm not sure if it's accurate, or if it's one of those things like...
Maxwell wrote over 20 equations to unify Electromagnetic theory. Today, we call a set of 4 equations which capture all of those ideas, Maxwell's Equations.

So basically, if I talk enough bollocks, sooner or later I'll accidentally say something brilliant.

I'll be sure to give Maxwell a mention when I'm telling them where to stick their Nobel Prize.

[Savy]

So basically, if I talk enough bollocks, sooner or later I'll accidentally say something brilliant.

I'll be sure to give Maxwell a mention when I'm telling them where to stick their Nobel Prize.

The nobel prize comes with a nice chunk of money, I wouldn't turn it down.

[OngBonga]

The nobel prize comes with a nice chunk of money, I wouldn't turn it down.

I'm fairly certain that if I a) actually solved these physics problems, and b) rejected the Nobel Prize, I'd milk a living through alt media interviews and fringe science conventions. Fuck it, I reckon I'd get sponsorship piece of piece to be a top poker player. It's not about skills at the top, it's about who's willing to bankroll you.

I reckon turning it down is probably worth more than whatever bollocks they'll offer me.

[Poopadoop]

So basically, if I talk enough bollocks, sooner or later I'll accidentally say something brilliant.

Seems easier than hiring a million monkeys and a million keyboards. Though probably in this day and age you could probably just program a twitter account to do it.