Come Join Me in the New FTR Chat Room

[spoonitnow]

Hey guys,

The various threads in the community forum are great and all, but it's difficult for me to keep up with the conversations that are going in that format. For this reason, I'm going to work towards getting a new FTR Chat Room up and running.

Here's how to connect:

1. Go to https://webchat.quakenet.org/

2. Put in your screen name and "flopturnriver" into the boxes you see:



3. Press the "Join Chat" button

4. Wait just a second for it to connect, and you're ready to roll:

[spoonitnow]

* spoonitnow changes topic to 'Welcome to #flopturnriver. Make America Great Again!'

[spoonitnow]

Right now it's myself, wufuwgy, gizmo and MMM up in here, and I'm harassing renton on Facebook to get him in here too. If you're reading this, get your ass in here.

[wufwugy]

uh oh now we're talking about how black people aren't real. THEYRE GHOSTS!

[rong]

I guess my timing is terrible.

[spoonitnow]

I guess my timing is terrible.

<spoonitnow> it's britney bitch


Four in there right now including myself.

[spoonitnow]

<spoonitnow> alright so imagine a 6'7" southern wigger who wears a suit and a white visor that's turned sideways is your new assistant in the physics dept
<spoonitnow> i think that would make a great sitcom
<MMM_lunch> *nods*

[spoonitnow]

<rong> heh, seems I was naming myself flopturnriver and joining chatroom "rong"
<spoonitnow> lol
<spoonitnow> wp
<rong> ive done that twice now too
<rong> rong is a lonely place
<rong> im sure there's some kind of deeper meaing to that which I'm missing

[spoonitnow]

<spoonitnow> https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...28&oe=576445F2
<spoonitnow> This girl tried to convince me she was an irl vampire once
<forkitlater> she looks fun

[MadMojoMonkey]

Names changed to protect the guilty.

<A> I don't get it either. If I woke up tomorrow with a vagina, I'd be kind of bummed out, but I wouldn't mess around with it either


<B> WHAT?!? I'd spend the day messing around with it.
<B> at least.


<A> no I mean like glue on some balls and stick a sausage in there, or whatever it is they do
<A> like you know, sugical
<A> just play the cards you're dealt so to speak
<A> #relevant


<B> Are you saying that if you woke up with a vagoo, you wouldn't stick a sausage in it?
<B> 'cause I'm not sure what exactly you're saying


<A> wouldn't that get infected


<B> I'm not saying you /should/ stick a sausage in it... just trying to clarify what you're saying.


<A> We're really on the important issues right here


<B> That's what we do here.

[OngBonga]

I would definitely spend the entire day playing with my vagina if I woke up with one.

[spoonitnow]

I'm in there this morning.

[spoonitnow]

Come talk to the best gambling writer in the world

[a500lbgorilla]

sure Ill hop in

[spoonitnow]

sure Ill hop in

Just saw your post and logged in. It's myself, gizmo, MMM and oskar atm.

[a500lbgorilla]

sorry getting sidetracked, ill be in a little while

[MadMojoMonkey]

<spoonitnow> it's stolen every single goddamn time i leave the room i swear to fuck
<MMM> [x] whining


aaaaaaannnd that's when I got booted from chat.

I thought more of you, spoon.

[spoonitnow]

Yeah and you ragequit before you could get the PM that said to type /join #flopturnriver to hop back on

[MadMojoMonkey]

I have no rage.

[OngBonga]

I have no rage.

Yeah and spoon doesn't whine.

[spoonitnow]

I have no rage?

Edited for uptalk.

[spoonitnow]

Also it just occurred to me that MMM might not know the difference between kicks and bans in IRC and that getting kicked is for the lols

[rong]

I wanna discuss min wage and nobody is here =(

[a500lbgorilla]

Everyone playing hookey from work, get in here

[MadMojoMonkey]

Tuesday night hangout... is that a thing?

[a500lbgorilla]

In while my finicky internet lets me

[spoonitnow]

I'm in there atm and will be for the rest of the evening

[a500lbgorilla]

Making this chat great again

[MadMojoMonkey]

I'll be around for a while.

[wufwugy]

was upbeat with the euros. let's see if we can make it upbeat with the ameros

[Savy]

[spoonitnow]

What's up kiddo

A few of us in there atm, if any of you fuckers are reading this, come talk to us

[Savy]

What's up kiddo

A few of us in there atm, if any of you fuckers are reading this, come talk to us

I'm good thanks pal. How about yourself?

Cobra told me to come and say hi a few months ago on another forum we both use(d in his case) but he doesn't seem to post much on here currently either.

I'll probably be sat in the chatroom a fair bit over the next few days if people are about to say hello.

[spoonitnow]

I'm in there right now

[Savy]

I'll probably be sat in there for the next few hours or so.

[MadMojoMonkey]

doo de doo de doo

[a500lbgorilla]

hanging out in the chat

[a500lbgorilla]

ong get in here and defend yourself.

[Savy]

More people need to get in the chat more often. It's obvious!

[MadMojoMonkey]

[bigred]

I get on from time to time, drop some gems, and then leave to take naps.

[bigred]

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[MadMojoMonkey]

Come to chat room.
Say hi 'n stuff.
Profit?

[wufwugy]

ill be in for a couple, losers

[a500lbgorilla]

#losers

[spoonitnow]

I'm in right now, and I'll try to stay around for a bit

Say something when you get in there so I'll hear a sound and know you're there

[MadMojoMonkey]

[wufwugy]

ill rpobably be in for a while

[BennyLaRue]

Chatrooms are still a thing?

Imma wait for the FTR newsgroup.

[Savy]

[spoonitnow]

I'm still in here regularly throughout the day, as are a number of other people, so come join us so we can get around-the-clock coverage.

[spoonitnow]

Come to the FTR chat and get you a piece of spoonit-motherfucking-now