THIS IS NOT A TURBO

Also, the OP has been updated with a revamped game format.

In the Christmas spirit, there will now be TWO auctions!

Since you're all so loving and supportive of each other, I'll allow you to vote for yourselves!

You will submit 2 sets of 2 numbers (they can be the same, if you like). One of them is your ballot for a PR, the other is your ballot for an alignment. You may not target the same person twice. You may target yourself once.

Only the top ballot winners will receive their request in each category.