Varchertine's Werewolf Game Thread

[a500lbgorilla]

Wuf knows my villager game, to anyone paying attention. He knows my wolf game, too. He's familiar with me as a person.

[OngBonga]

Correct me if I'm wrong please, I must admit I'm scanning wuf's posts.

Wuf goes blah blah blah rilla is a wolf, lynch baudib.

wuf's vote for baudib makes perfect sense if wuf thinks rilla is a wolf.

[baudib]

Ong's protection of Boog actually happened before there was any movement to Gabe, in fact Ong led the charge.

Do NOT follow Ong even if you are firmly convinced he's a villager. He has zero clue this game.

After I'm dead, ignore everything else I've said, but valuing Ong's input this game was the biggest mistake I've ever made. He's been lolterrible.

[a500lbgorilla]

Anywho, wuf, reads on anyone else?

[BooG690]

Guys I just had a great idea.













Let's lynch baudib.

Only guy speaking sense. This day is taking way too long.

[OngBonga]

Ong's protection of Boog actually happened before there was any movement to Gabe, in fact Ong led the charge.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL FUCKING DAY

THAT I LED THE CHARGE

THAT I SAVED BOOG

WHY DIDN'T THE WOLVES

FUCKING HELL

[baudib]

Correct me if I'm wrong please, I must admit I'm scanning wuf's posts.

Wuf goes blah blah blah rilla is a wolf, lynch baudib.

wuf's vote for baudib makes perfect sense if wuf thinks rilla is a wolf.

Neither you nor anyone else in the game actually believes that Wuf thinks Rilla is a wolf.

[baudib]

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL FUCKING DAY

THAT I LED THE CHARGE

THAT I SAVED BOOG

WHY DIDN'T THE WOLVES

FUCKING HELL

they did

[lilrascal]

Just got home.

Anyone have an updated vote count while I go skim to catch up on the thread?

[a500lbgorilla]

Correct me if I'm wrong please, I must admit I'm scanning wuf's posts.

Wuf goes blah blah blah rilla is a wolf, lynch baudib.

wuf's vote for baudib makes perfect sense if wuf thinks rilla is a wolf.

Wuf doesn't think rilla is a wolf. Wuf knows rilla as a wolf. Wuf knows rilla as a villager. He doesn't think I'm a wolf, he's forcing it.

[a500lbgorilla]

Just got home.

Anyone have an updated vote count while I go skim to catch up on the thread?

Me and baud, we gon'

[baudib]

If Gabe's flip and the wolfy vote movement doesn't lead you to change your opinion of Boog, I don't know what to tell you. You are playing beyond horribly. This is WW 101 stuff, Ong.

[baudib]

I mean, did you notice Boog is still alive? hence, he was saved by the wolves.

[a500lbgorilla]

An honest wuf could just dump villager reads and talk about being hung up on voting baud based on the vote standing and him not thinking hoops is a wolf.

He spent like an hour putting that together. There's nothing there but 'look at how rilla says things, these things suggest he should believe I'm a villager but yet he doesnt!'

[OngBonga]

baudib's only form of defence is to appeal to fear. That all he knows. You think I'm a wolf? You're playing terribad. Everyone don't listen to ong, he's so bad. OMG how fucking badly are you playing.

baudib when you're not appealing to fear, you're appealing to paranoia. Meanwhile rilla refuses to see the obvious. There MUST be a wolf between you both, there is just too much resistance. If you were v/v, it would be so much easier to get you lynched.

[OngBonga]

I mean, did you notice Boog is still alive? hence, he was saved by the wolves.

He was aved by me. I'm not a wolf. This is my entire point. This is why I think boog is a villager. I can understand you going nah fuck that he's a wolf, but you should be also assuming that I'm a wolf who saved him. But you're not. You're just telling everyone I'm a terrible villager, while insisting the wolves saved boog. Even though I did.

[baudib]

baudib's only form of defence is to appeal to fear. That all he knows. You think I'm a wolf? You're playing terribad. Everyone don't listen to ong, he's so bad. OMG how fucking badly are you playing.

baudib when you're not appealing to fear, you're appealing to paranoia. Meanwhile rilla refuses to see the obvious. There MUST be a wolf between you both, there is just too much resistance. If you were v/v, it would be so much easier to get you lynched.

WAT

I'm leading wagon by a lot. WAT FUCKING RESISTANCE

[baudib]

He was aved by me. I'm not a wolf. This is my entire point. This is why I think boog is a villager. I can understand you going nah fuck that he's a wolf, but you should be also assuming that I'm a wolf who saved him. But you're not. You're just telling everyone I'm a terrible villager, while insisting the wolves saved boog. Even though I did.

and if no one else but you votes for Gabe, Boog dies.

YOU CANNOT BE THIS BAD AT MATH AND LOGIC FFS

[a500lbgorilla]

Baud, think about the laughter we'll have in the dead thread.

[Hoopy]

lynch wuf

[wufwugy]

Anywho, wuf, reads on anyone else?

you know for a fact that i don't spit reads everywhere. i used to, like three years ago. but i haven't done that for a long time. in early game i mostly just bold on intuition, then midgame i focus on who i think is most important to kill, then in the endgame i lay out all my reads on everybody

[Luco]

Fuck fuck fuck

lynch wuf

[a500lbgorilla]

lynch wuf

This game is so fun.

[OngBonga]

baudib, hoopy might have just saved your ass by voting for wuf.

[OngBonga]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW

[baudib]

Ong by his own admission had Wuf in his must-lynch pile yet somehow insists that wolves had NOTHING to do with saving Boog!

is this real life?

Ong seriously upgraded the shit he is smoking, what a fantasyland. There's V-V wagons where wolves spazz out on D1 because ZOMG MUST KILL GABE and there's HOLY SHIT RESISTANCE TO BAUD LYNCH when I'm the runaway wagon.

AMAZING!

[a500lbgorilla]

you know for a fact that i don't spit reads everywhere. i used to, like three years ago. but i haven't done that for a long time. in early game i mostly just bold on intuition, then midgame i focus on who i think is most important to kill, then in the endgame i lay out all my reads on everybody

All you gotta do is think into the reply box.

[OngBonga]

Ong by his own admission had Wuf in his must-lynch pile yet somehow insists that wolves had NOTHING to do with saving Boog!

baudib I'm no longer interested in talking this over with you.

The counter to that argument is buried in the thread. I'm just repeating myself over and over and over.

[wufwugy]

An honest wuf could just dump villager reads and talk about being hung up on voting baud based on the vote standing and him not thinking hoops is a wolf.

He spent like an hour putting that together. There's nothing there but 'look at how rilla says things, these things suggest he should believe I'm a villager but yet he doesnt!'

your ignorance of how i play shines through. i do both. it really just depends on mood, time, and whether i dont care much or if i care a lot

[OngBonga]

wuf, why do you suppose hoopy is voting for you?

[wufwugy]

All you gotta do is think into the reply box.

so now you're saying im not allowed to look through the thread for who i think is wolfy and who is villagery?

you can't have it both ways. you keep trying to tell me im not hunting and then every time i do you say im not hunting

[wufwugy]

wuf, why do you suppose hoopy is voting for you?

he thinks rilla is a villager.

[OngBonga]

he thinks rilla is a villager.

So do I.

[lilrascal]

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**

BAUDIB (6) = Boog-867; Ong-1223; MMM-1299; BID-1300; Daven-1508; Keyb-1569
WUF (5) = Baud-840; Monstr-961; Wuf-1213; Rascal-1401; Rilla-1573
BIGRED (1) = Luco-1143
BOOG (1) = Hoppy-1509

No Vote: BigRed (still)

Motherfuck

rescind bigred, lynch wuf

It's a vote for hoopy. I would rather lynch boog / monstr though.

rescind boog

I'm thinking it might be best for the village for wuf & me go today.

Obviously it's not great but I don't see rilla or baudib being a wolf here, and for wolf hunting they are doing better than us.

Motherfuck

rescind wuf

I'm literally going to bed now, what to do

Okay there's a ton here, so I'll keep it as brief as possible

(LONG POST REDACTED)

lynch baud

lynch wuf

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**

BAUDIB (7) = Boog, Ong, MMM, BID, Daven, Keyb, Wuf
WUF (5) = Baud, Monstr, Rascal, Rilla, Hoopy


No Vote: Luco, BigRed

I think I got that right.

[a500lbgorilla]

so now you're saying im not allowed to look through the thread for who i think is wolfy and who is villagery?

you can't have it both ways. you keep trying to tell me im not hunting and then every time i do you say im not hunting

Someone just wants to keep this between you and me and only about you and me.

[wufwugy]

cat got your tongue rilla? why you no post super rapidly? actually thinking now?

[wufwugy]

heh well there you go

[wufwugy]

Someone just wants to keep this between you and me and only about you and me.

yes, you want to keep it about me and you. i think you're a wolf. that's it. i have never ever ever seen you so easily blow off so much

[Hoopy]

This game is so fun.

Inorite?

Wolves are probably bigred, daven, boog and rascal just for the lulz.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm the one asking you to expand your views - talk about other people.

[a500lbgorilla]

Inorite?

Wolves are probably bigred, daven, boog and rascal just for the lulz.

I keep in the back of my mind the possibility there are no wolves until the first one dies. Troll mods'll never get a full drop on me.

[wufwugy]

I'm the one asking you to expand your views - talk about other people.

i cant talk about who i think is wolf?

[lilrascal]

Fuck fuck fuck

lynch wuf

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**

BAUDIB (7) = Boog, Ong, MMM, BID, Daven, Keyb, Wuf
WUF (5) = Baud, Monstr, Rascal, Rilla, Hoopy


No Vote: Luco, BigRed

I think I got that right.

Updated based on Luco's vote after I started my search for votes.

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**
BAUDIB (7) = Boog, Ong, MMM, BID, Daven, Keyb, Wuf
WUF (6) = Baud, Monstr, Rascal, Rilla, Hoopy, Luco

No Vote: BigRed

[baudib]

i cant talk about who i think is wolf?

wait, you never have wolf reads this early.

[baudib]

Wuf, why did you vote for Gabe and not Boog?

[lilrascal]

I keep in the back of my mind the possibility there are no wolves until the first one dies. Troll mods'll never get a full drop on me.

LOL

[OngBonga]

Question - if boog is a wolf, why is noone piggybacking off my argument? Why am I alone in protecting him?

[a500lbgorilla]

i cant talk about who i think is wolf?

Talk about anything. Just think into that reply box.

[baudib]

Question - if boog is a wolf, why is noone piggybacking off my argument? Why am I alone in protecting him?

no one is smoking as much dope as you

[MadMojoMonkey]

You're sounding like quite the derivative of acceleration.

I'll collect my high-5 from MMM now

lynch wuf

lynch wuf

Inorite?

Wolves are probably bigred, daven, boog and rascal just for the lulz.

but not 1 in Hoopy/wuf?

What are you making us do, hoopy? You can't vote your partner, essentially saying he's conf. W, then not include in your W list.

DAFUQ is going on here?

[wufwugy]

wait, you never have wolf reads this early.

fuck off

why the fuck do you both have zero ability to pay attention?

every fucking game it's the same goddamn team. it's 'oh wuf you so wolfy' then gaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and im villager then the next game it's 'oh wuf you doing things so differently' then i say how untrue it is and nobody pays attention then gaaaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and i flip villager yet again

[a500lbgorilla]

Question - if boog is a wolf, why is noone piggybacking off my argument? Why am I alone in protecting him?

Why would they bother? Now's the hour when they would need to do something, and baud and I are gon'.

[a500lbgorilla]

fuck off

why the fuck do you both have zero ability to pay attention?

every fucking game it's the same goddamn team. it's 'oh wuf you so wolfy' then gaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and im villager then the next game it's 'oh wuf you doing things so differently' then i say how untrue it is and nobody pays attention then gaaaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and i flip villager yet again

Game mechanics, wuf mechanics, now previous games. Still not getting into this one.

[OngBonga]

no one is smoking as much dope as you

Well done for totally missing the point.

If boog is a wolf, why aren't the other wolves lending my argument some weight?

[baudib]

fuck off

why the fuck do you both have zero ability to pay attention?

every fucking game it's the same goddamn team. it's 'oh wuf you so wolfy' then gaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and im villager then the next game it's 'oh wuf you doing things so differently' then i say how untrue it is and nobody pays attention then gaaaaaank i get lynched or the game ends and i flip villager yet again

this is more fiction. when was the last time you got lynched?

[MadMojoMonkey]

no one is smoking as much dope as you

[baudib]

tbh I'm glad MMM is enjoying this

[OngBonga]

I wish I was vig.

[wufwugy]

all right good night

rescind baud

would self-vote but that would just cinch it and that's quite douchey.

i have never played a game where i have been so profusely attacked for such little reason. the thing is i should know better. i should know that i cant ever play two games back to back without modding them. it showed since i got up to 4 votes in the first 20 minutes and it never let up.

i should have just told you guys to fuck off then, but no, apparently i never know how to do that


always kill rilla baud and mma after i die. for those of you who have given me a fair chance to actually be a part of this game. thank you and lynch the liars

[Hoopy]

but not 1 in Hoopy/wuf?

What are you making us do, hoopy? You can't vote your partner, essentially saying he's conf. W, then not include in your W list.

DAFUQ is going on here?

That post wasn't meant to be serious.

[a500lbgorilla]

I wish I was vig.

If anyone were vig, that moment when someone posts "I'm vig" would be rich with wolf/villager tells.

[lilrascal]

This game is so fun.

I agree with rilla here. This is fun.

[OngBonga]

Someone give wuf some tissues and a cuddle.

[a500lbgorilla]

Sick gambit, wuf. It's a play that takes the least amount of effort. Just walk away and hope the village trips over itself. Never do you have to open your mind to anyone to try to show yourself a villager... just hope someone misreads those tea leaves you spilled when you flipped the table.

[baudib]

alright let's CFD Keybored

[Hoopy]

I agree with rilla here. This is fun.

So much drama, I honestly think there's a very good chance all of [wuf, rilla, baudib, me] are villagers.

[a500lbgorilla]

alright let's CFD Keybored

I can't find any good gifs for madmen with torches.

[OngBonga]

Someone make a lynch baudib gif.

[baudib]

Normal villager Wuf, if he could step away objectively, would say that he is an optimal lynch in this spot.

[JKDS]

Mod Corner

Vote Count!
(7) Wufwugy: Baudib, Monstrman, rascal, Rilla, Hoopy, Luco, Madmojomonkey
(5) Baudib: Boog, Ongbonga, Bankitdrew, Daven, Keyboard


With 14 players, it takes 8 to lynch

Day 2 Otherwise Ends in 5hrs! 11pm MST

PS: Excellent A.B.B.A.B. guys.

[MadMojoMonkey]

alright let's CFD Keybored

I'm not voting against anyone who votes for their partner.

Key is looking more like a W with every passing post.

[baudib]

I'm not voting against anyone who votes for their partner.

Key is looking more like a W with every passing post.

I know. Give me the Dhuber award already.

[MadMojoMonkey]

So much drama, I honestly think there's a very good chance all of [wuf, rilla, baudib, me] are villagers.

Going for the honorary wolf title this game?

[Keybored]

Rascal...why you not vote with your partner?

[lilrascal]

Updated based on Luco's vote after I started my search for votes.

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**
BAUDIB (7) = Boog, Ong, MMM, BID, Daven, Keyb, Wuf
WUF (6) = Baud, Monstr, Rascal, Rilla, Hoopy, Luco

No Vote: BigRed

lynch wuf


but not 1 in Hoopy/wuf?

What are you making us do, hoopy? You can't vote your partner, essentially saying he's conf. W, then not include in your W list.

DAFUQ is going on here?

all right good night

rescind baud

would self-vote but that would just cinch it and that's quite douchey.

i have never played a game where i have been so profusely attacked for such little reason. the thing is i should know better. i should know that i cant ever play two games back to back without modding them. it showed since i got up to 4 votes in the first 20 minutes and it never let up.

i should have just told you guys to fuck off then, but no, apparently i never know how to do that


always kill rilla baud and mma after i die. for those of you who have given me a fair chance to actually be a part of this game. thank you and lynch the liars

Not trying to be the "Vote Count" guy here, but I think it's important.

**UNOFFICIAL VOTE COUNT**
WUF (7) = Baud, Monstr, Rascal, Rilla, Hoopy, Luco, MMM
BAUDIB (5) = Boog, Ong, BID, Daven, Keyb

No Vote: Wuf, BigRed

The reason I think this is important is that if a late EOD vote change by Hoopy and Wuf coming back in and voting, this gets flipped around.