Randomness thread, part two.

[Chelle]

Waking up this morning and not feeling braces on my teef was kind of weird, but fuck yeah.

[aubreymcfate]

getting my braces off was the best fucking thing ever. go eat an apple unhindered girl. you deserve it.

the other week i went to an all day/night boat(s) party thing and then the gothamist posted about it and called us aquatic hipsters (which is the last word i'd use to describe most of these folk): http://gothamist.com/2014/08/11/phot...mau_island.php

the comments are a huge lol. the internet is a fascinating exposure of how bitter and vitriolic so many people are on the inside.

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after reading the comments i am upset that some people don't like bon iver.

[wufwugy]

The wardrobes are hipster. You were one of the only that looked more hippie than hipster

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EVEN WUFWUGY PROBABLY LOVES BON IVER

[jackvance]

"Hipster" is pretty much an internet word (or do you know people that say this irl?) that is used to describe normal people, is my impression.

[aubreymcfate]

jimi hendrix's garden baby, born and raised

[aubreymcfate]

and the boats my friend and i made for this were garbage - literally:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...4dafe1b9f871e3

samsung TV boxes duct taped to bubblewrap and pink floatie things were our boats. this one dude that lived nearby was convinced we were going to die on them, and not for no good reason, clearly.

but they floated!!!! the main issue by that point was that i had trouble paddling with the toy shovels we bought from kmart, so these old men on their big boat had to help us get to the main boat/rafts in the middle of the water, haha.

[wufwugy]

As far as sentiments and personalities goes, hipsters may be totally normal. But as far as wardrobes go, they are unique.

Examples of hipster in the pics: tie with cap and swim trunks, rodeo shirt and speedo, sheriff hat and swim trunks. Basically anything that clashes styles is part of what defines hipster dress. Half the people there are definitely dressed differently than they would have been in the 90s

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lul trying to paddle those out with the kmart shovels. A+ ty for the wonderful visual of a bunch of people paddling boxes with floaties with sand toys.

[Savy]

the comments are a huge lol. the internet is a fascinating exposure of how bitter and vitriolic so many people are on the inside.

In all fairness it does look like a bunch of fgts being fgts.

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As far as sentiments and personalities goes, hipsters may be totally normal. But as far as wardrobes go, they are unique.

Examples of hipster in the pics: tie with cap and swim trunks, rodeo shirt and speedo, sheriff hat and swim trunks. Basically anything that clashes styles is part of what defines hipster dress. Half the people there are definitely dressed differently than they would have been in the 90s

I SMOKE PALL MALLS AND LISTEN TO MUSIC YOUVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE. /s

[wufwugy]

jimi hendrix's garden baby, born and raised

I guess that dude's foxy lady comment makes sense now

[aubreymcfate]

In all fairness it does look like a bunch of fgts being fgts.

lol it's one thing to think it looks silly but it's another to hate on people for partying hard and having a genuinely playful and fun time

[wufwugy]

having a genuinely playful and fun time

[jackvance]

lol

[Savy]

lol it's one thing to think it looks silly but it's another to hate on people for partying hard and having a genuinely playful and fun time

Why would you ever read comments on something and expect anything other than criticism? It's what comment sections are for.

I'd be amazed if anyone could find an article online with at least 10 comments where at least one of them isn't negative. And that's the way it should be.

[aubreymcfate]

Why would you ever read comments on something and expect anything other than criticism? It's what comment sections are for.

I'd be amazed if anyone could find an article online with at least 10 comments where at least one of them isn't negative. And that's the way it should be.

ok and i am also commenting and criticizing. so it goes. what's your point?

[Savy]

You're a fgt.

[aubreymcfate]

You're a fgt.

<3 i do like boys a lot

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so savvy being a buzzkill reminded me of another buzz kill story.

our story takes place umm almost a year ago i think.

our frand d0zerz has a son jack, and d0zerz has beer nuts on his desk and jack is at the age of where he walks around with his hands in his pants and then touches everything.

so eventually what happens is jack develops and fondness for beer nuts and starts reaching his dick hands all up into d0zer's beer nuts causing an outburst of curse words on skype.

iunno this might have been funnier live but it was still funny as hell.


so now the scale of awesomeness in the randomness thread is

dick hands in beer nuts ------------------------- average----------------------------------battle sex

make this happen.

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ALSO JYMS IF I WAS AN ADMIN I COULD FIND WHERE I BURIED THE BATTLE SEX THREAD AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE!

just saying.

[spoonitnow]

There's a couple that my girlfriend and I hang out with somewhat frequently. I don't like the guy (a total fucking idiot), but I like the girl, and we mostly go to hang out with her. The guy has another guy friend (another total fucking idiot) who has a black girlfriend. So every single time we're around all of them, this jackass and his friend (the black girl's boyfriend) make "funny" racist jokes in this tone that's trying to include her in a way that's laughing "with her" instead of "at her." In reality, it just upsets the girl.

So in my plot to even the playing field, I started giving the girl ammo to use back at them, and instructed her to only use these jokes when they are both present in front of other girls. The perfect storm happened, and we were all at a bar with a few other females present when one of these two jackasses made a racist "joke" that wasn't that funny. I gave the girl a look, the girl smiled back, and she unleashed the beast:

Girl: "Okay hey guys listen, I have a joke too."
Guys: "Okay let's hear it."
Girl: "What's white and nine inches long?"
Guys: "What?"
Girl: "Nothing!"

Having a group of six or seven girls bust out laughing in these guys' faces was priceless. I wish I could have recorded that moment.

[d0zer]

battle sex hasn't happened in many moons. Now it's all trying to sneak a quick bang before some damned kid wakes up sex.

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[spoonitnow]

battle sex hasn't happened in many moons. Now it's all trying to sneak a quick bang before some damned kid wakes up sex.

Average length of time to penetration in battle sex?

[jyms]

ALSO JYMS IF I WAS AN ADMIN I COULD FIND WHERE I BURIED THE BATTLE SEX THREAD AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE!

just saying.

Me too, but why are you asking me? I was fired over a month ago.

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because i dunno dhoobermex w/e his name is well enough.

[spoonitnow]

Me too, but why are you asking me? I was fired over a month ago.

Who did you ban that got you fired?

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there were some fucking gems of the commune that got deleted iirc.

the redzilla and bikes troll thread was great. dunno why pascal couldn't let us have our fun.
battle sex thread was great.

[jyms]

Who did you ban that got you fired?

Didn't recruit the bunches of noobs they want to join to increase traffic. Keeping the regs posting was almost impossible when none of them play poker or want to post in the strat forums. So now we have to recruit to get noobs in WW games because they all suck at poker and don't stick around after getting the passwords.

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poker is hard man!

either that or my fire went out. both likely.

[spoonitnow]

Didn't recruit the bunches of noobs they want to join to increase traffic. Keeping the regs posting was almost impossible when none of them play poker or want to post in the strat forums. So now we have to recruit to get noobs in WW games because they all suck at poker and don't stick around after getting the passwords.

Standard

[wufwugy]

i still have ptsd from poker

[spoonitnow]

i still have ptsd from poker

sounds like some gay shit to me

[wufwugy]

very gay. even tho ive always been a winning player, going pro was one of the worst decisions ive ever made

[spoonitnow]

hey just in case you've ever wondered, i hate you and think you're completely full of shit, but i still like you more than boost

[wufwugy]

i have you pegged as a softie who wants people to think he's hard

[spoonitnow]

i have you pegged as a softie who wants people to think he's hard

was jk i'm pretty neutral on you and boost both

i dislike ongbonga and although i probably should dislike bikes for personal reasons, i do not

i just like carrying on like i do because it's more interesting

i also feel like the way i make threads over trendy or important topics is much more stylistic and a better avenue of expressing myself than the typical here's a link, here's a quote, here's my generic opinion, blah blah blah format that most people follow

it gets into a much better level of discussion when you have someone to argue against or to play heel or whatever you want to call it

it's kind of like that abe lincoln quote about how the best way to get a law repealed is to strictly enforce it

a great example is the beating a bitch's ass thread, if i just posted some shit about how bad it is to hit women and w/e then it would have been a boring ass thread, but instead i have a great quote from a great man talking about beating a bitch's ass all the way the fuck down because that's what she wants and what she needs, add a poll to get attention and a catchy title, and it's an instant classic half the time or more

[Savy]

very gay. even tho ive always been a winning player, going pro was one of the worst decisions ive ever made

At what stakes & when? Because if it's not high stakes and now GTFO.

[Renton]

[3:36:47 AM] renton: are you friends with [kingnat] on facebook

[3:36:55 AM] spoonitnow: i think so, let me check

[3:37:02 AM] spoonitnow: yeah

[3:37:08 AM] spoonitnow: yeah i am

[3:37:42 AM] renton: i kind of want to murder him in front of his children

[3:37:48 AM] renton: the man is just entirely too happy

[3:37:51 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:39:20 AM] renton: "Yeah you know what I'm saying, like real hatin' is like a artform, man you know its like... you like a born hater, you know, like myself man you know, a lot of cats they be hatin'... man I'm mad, I'm mad at everything, man you know, brother got a nice car man why you got a car, man I only got one car, why you got why you got three cars or a wife or all that man thats played out. I hate on a nigga till he's totally broke a-and ain't got nothing like me, you know what I'm saying cause thats what real hatin' is all about, man."

[3:39:44 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:40:09 AM] renton: i feel like a broke ass ice t whenever i read warren's facebook shit

[3:43:55 AM] spoonitnow: i hear you

[3:44:31 AM] spoonitnow: he's like yeah going to a conference about preventing AIDS today with my 19 year old swedish model girlfriend while my kids invent a new kind of rocket and i raise money for blind deaf widows in iran

[3:45:08 AM] renton: he's one of those guys that plays guitar and probably got laid for it a lot

[3:45:15 AM] renton: i play guitar and i didn't get laid one god damn fucking time

[aubreymcfate]

i have to admit spoon, i usually end up begrudgingly appreciating your posts, even when i'm ranting to wufwugy about the shit you post half the time, lol

dude's got your back though

[wufwugy]

At what stakes & when? Because if it's not high stakes and now GTFO.

I've been out of it for a while. Notice that I wasn't trying to give advice

Besides, it isn't just about being a winning player, it's about not fucking killing yourself because of the horrible swings.

I have little more I want to say on the topic. I post here because I like the people. But I hate poker more than anything

[eugmac]

[3:45:15 AM] renton: i play guitar and i didn't get laid one god damn fucking time

I loled.

[spoonitnow]

i have to admit spoon, i usually end up begrudgingly appreciating your posts, even when i'm ranting to wufwugy about the shit you post half the time, lol

dude's got your back though

http://www.returnofkings.com/41799/w...ked-12-penises

[wufwugy]

i have to admit spoon, i usually end up begrudgingly appreciating your posts, even when i'm ranting to wufwugy about the shit you post half the time, lol

dude's got your back though

Eh I'm just a softie who wants people to think I'm hard too

[GrayFoxxxx]

Im hard right now.

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this is fucking cruel

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RICK PERRY IS INDICTED!



God I wish that this is what Rick Perry is doing right now.

[eugmac]

[3:45:15 AM] renton: i play guitar and i didn't get laid one god damn fucking time

One thing I forgot to ask, did you play Wonderwall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc

[aubreymcfate]

http://www.returnofkings.com/41799/w...ked-12-penises

you know the quickest way to my heart<3

[Renton]

One thing I forgot to ask, did you play Wonderwall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQBc

Yeah it probably doesn't help much that I was playing shit like iron maiden and primus.

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KAKAO!

[Savy]

Yeah it probably doesn't help much that I was playing shit like iron maiden and primus.

Got a lot to do with how good looking you are too... I also struggle from the same problem.

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Got a lot to do with how good looking you are too... I also struggle from the same problem.

renton is an adonis i dunno what you are talking about

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[3:36:47 AM] renton: are you friends with [kingnat] on facebook

[3:36:55 AM] spoonitnow: i think so, let me check

[3:37:02 AM] spoonitnow: yeah

[3:37:08 AM] spoonitnow: yeah i am

[3:37:42 AM] renton: i kind of want to murder him in front of his children

[3:37:48 AM] renton: the man is just entirely too happy

[3:37:51 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:39:20 AM] renton: "Yeah you know what I'm saying, like real hatin' is like a artform, man you know its like... you like a born hater, you know, like myself man you know, a lot of cats they be hatin'... man I'm mad, I'm mad at everything, man you know, brother got a nice car man why you got a car, man I only got one car, why you got why you got three cars or a wife or all that man thats played out. I hate on a nigga till he's totally broke a-and ain't got nothing like me, you know what I'm saying cause thats what real hatin' is all about, man."

[3:39:44 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:40:09 AM] renton: i feel like a broke ass ice t whenever i read warren's facebook shit

[3:43:55 AM] spoonitnow: i hear you

[3:44:31 AM] spoonitnow: he's like yeah going to a conference about preventing AIDS today with my 19 year old swedish model girlfriend while my kids invent a new kind of rocket and i raise money for blind deaf widows in iran

[3:45:08 AM] renton: he's one of those guys that plays guitar and probably got laid for it a lot

[3:45:15 AM] renton: i play guitar and i didn't get laid one god damn fucking time

i felt the same way for a short time but then i remembered how miserable kingnat was when he was with his wife and then remembered kingnat deserves all the happiness he has now. sans guitar playing. also he sang to me on skype, was beautiful.

[spoonitnow]

i felt the same way for a short time but then i remembered how miserable kingnat was when he was with his wife and then remembered kingnat deserves all the happiness he has now. sans guitar playing. also he sang to me on skype, was beautiful.

lol it's funny how you say that because there are a few missing lines in the transcript he posted:

[8/15/2014 4:37:48 PM] renton: i kind of want to murder him in front of his children
[8/15/2014 4:37:54 PM] renton: the man is just entirely too happy
[8/15/2014 4:37:56 PM] spoonitnow: lol
[8/15/2014 4:38:02 PM] spoonitnow: yeah since him and his wife split up

also not so it seems like i'm just bashing the guy's ex-wife, i'll say that she was good-looking and definitely had the potential to be hot as fuck

[Savy]

also not so it seems like i'm just bashing the guy's ex-wife, i'll say that she was good-looking and definitely had the potential to be hot as fuck

*signs into esper.net*

edit - tfw no spoon.

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That spoon renton transcript is gold.

[spoonitnow]

*signs into esper.net*

edit - tfw no spoon.

was busy irl saving the world

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this sound has been on repeat for 5.5 hours now. blaring loud. the feeling from listening to this is equiv to the feeling women tell me they have while experiencing a rolling orgasm.



or as renton would say. there is a little brett in my head who when he discovers something he likes he just jams the pleasure button over and over and over again until the button is broken.

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i have never done heroin but i'm pretty sure this song is comparable.

[Galapogos]

I'm pretty sure you need to do heroin.

[oskar]

Really? That song?





In unrelated news, there's a new Aphex Twin album announced. I think I know who doesn't care about that!

[aubreymcfate]

that song is p good for taylor swift

this one is a million times better

[aubreymcfate]

i've never done heroin but if we're talking songs that feel like the warm veil of the opiate, this shit is it, straight. up.



that taylor swift song is more like... i had a few beers and then someone gave me half an adderall, and yeah ok fine, just one line of coke, and now i'm really annoying but everything seems really great and fun!

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speaking of songs that feel like opiates, i am still waiting for the 50 shades of grey crazy in love version to be released.

i feel like that even if the books and movie are trash at least that song is tight.

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boom shakalalalaalalalakakakakkakakakakaka

[kingnat]

[3:36:47 AM] renton: are you friends with [kingnat] on facebook

[3:36:55 AM] spoonitnow: i think so, let me check

[3:37:02 AM] spoonitnow: yeah

[3:37:08 AM] spoonitnow: yeah i am

[3:37:42 AM] renton: i kind of want to murder him in front of his children

[3:37:48 AM] renton: the man is just entirely too happy

[3:37:51 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:39:20 AM] renton: "Yeah you know what I'm saying, like real hatin' is like a artform, man you know its like... you like a born hater, you know, like myself man you know, a lot of cats they be hatin'... man I'm mad, I'm mad at everything, man you know, brother got a nice car man why you got a car, man I only got one car, why you got why you got three cars or a wife or all that man thats played out. I hate on a nigga till he's totally broke a-and ain't got nothing like me, you know what I'm saying cause thats what real hatin' is all about, man."

[3:39:44 AM] spoonitnow: lol

[3:40:09 AM] renton: i feel like a broke ass ice t whenever i read his facebook shit

[3:43:55 AM] spoonitnow: i hear you

[3:44:31 AM] spoonitnow: he's like yeah going to a conference about preventing AIDS today with my 19 year old swedish model girlfriend while my kids invent a new kind of rocket and i raise money for blind deaf widows in iran

[3:45:08 AM] renton: he's one of those guys that plays guitar and probably got laid for it a lot

[3:45:15 AM] renton: i play guitar and i didn't get laid one god damn fucking time

i felt the same way for a short time but then i remembered how miserable kingnat was when he was with his wife and then remembered kingnat deserves all the happiness he has now. sans guitar playing. also he sang to me on skype, was beautiful.

lol it's funny how you say that because there are a few missing lines in the transcript he posted:

[8/15/2014 4:37:48 PM] renton: i kind of want to murder him in front of his children
[8/15/2014 4:37:54 PM] renton: the man is just entirely too happy
[8/15/2014 4:37:56 PM] spoonitnow: lol
[8/15/2014 4:38:02 PM] spoonitnow: yeah since him and his wife split up

also not so it seems like i'm just bashing the guy's ex-wife, i'll say that she was good-looking and definitely had the potential to be hot as fuck

random click on randomness thread and proceed to laugh ass off.

Sorry that I come off as such a douche, but facebook life is facebook life. There are still plenty of dark days, but, thankfully, GIN!

I also hope that some people might see some of the shit I do and in turn do some good things for other people or even just spend some time with their own kids. I can imagine it's annoying as hell and I'm sorry about that.

I am generally very extroverted and love to make other people laugh and try to spread happiness as a general rule, but as stated I was in an awful marriage forever. And while the ex was attractive, she treated me very badly for 10+ years, and I was unwilling to give up on the marriage because I thought I was to blame for everything and I loved seeing my kids everyday. I will probably always have emotional scars from that no matter how many 24-yo's I pick up. And if it helps at all, I've never played a gig and gotten laid by a random the same night that had come to see the show.

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i like how you say IVE NEVER PICKED UP A GIRL SAME GIG. and then preface it with, BUT ALL THESE 24 YEAR OLDS IM BANGING GOD DAMN!

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<3

[kingnat]

<3

<3, acronym renton hates

[kingnat]

i like how you say IVE NEVER PICKED UP A GIRL SAME GIG. and then preface it with, BUT ALL THESE 24 YEAR OLDS IM BANGING GOD DAMN!

Also, haven't banged a 24-yo in almost a year and been dating the same girl for 7 months. csb.

[Galapogos]

random click on randomness thread and proceed to laugh ass off.

Sorry that I come off as such a douche, but facebook life is facebook life. There are still plenty of dark days, but, thankfully, GIN!

I also hope that some people might see some of the shit I do and in turn do some good things for other people or even just spend some time with their own kids. I can imagine it's annoying as hell and I'm sorry about that.

I am generally very extroverted and love to make other people laugh and try to spread happiness as a general rule, but as stated I was in an awful marriage forever. And while the ex was attractive, she treated me very badly for 10+ years, and I was unwilling to give up on the marriage because I thought I was to blame for everything and I loved seeing my kids everyday. I will probably always have emotional scars from that no matter how many 24-yo's I pick up. And if it helps at all, I've never played a gig and gotten laid by a random the same night that had come to see the show.

You're coming off like a real dick here.