as i sit here eating pretzels and sour cream i wonder how i still weigh 161 and not 611
07-09-2014 01:42 AM
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as i sit here eating pretzels and sour cream i wonder how i still weigh 161 and not 611 | |
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07-09-2014 01:50 AM
#14327
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hey bikes, that bird made me really happy | |
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07-09-2014 02:42 AM
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07-09-2014 02:51 AM
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07-09-2014 10:14 AM
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07-09-2014 11:15 AM
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wat. | |
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07-09-2014 11:16 AM
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07-09-2014 11:32 AM
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yeah i stared and loled at that for a good while. | |
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07-09-2014 12:55 PM
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It sucks that George Carlin was never saved. | |
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07-09-2014 04:44 PM
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this was enjoyable. some guy made a tinder acct for edward snowden. | |
Last edited by bikes; 07-09-2014 at 04:47 PM.
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07-10-2014 01:14 AM
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07-11-2014 01:03 AM
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http://bit.ly/1spcjXm | |
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07-11-2014 01:33 AM
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07-11-2014 01:37 AM
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I can't imagine losing 25 years of my life due to a miscommunication. One time in grade school my lacrosse practice was cancelled last minute. I couldn't get in touch with my mom, so she picked me up at the normal time 2.5 hours after school let out. I wouldn't talk to her and I changed all the clocks in the house to 3:00. | |
07-11-2014 04:29 AM
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07-11-2014 05:15 AM
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It's late and I'm half asleep. Was going through some old Chris Rock & Fly Guy I'm Gonna Git You Sucka clips and found these. | |
07-11-2014 06:20 AM
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Seems high? Dude lost the best part of his life? I wouldn't sell 25 yrs for 162m. To put this right dude should be able to do whatever he wants for the rest of his life. Couple hundred mil seems about right imo. | |
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07-11-2014 06:23 AM
#14343
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Maybe a credit card with a 10 mil limit that the government clears every month. | |
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07-11-2014 06:37 AM
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07-11-2014 07:19 AM
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You know how people say time moves quicker as you get older because the world becomes more and more familiar and not worth paying attention to? The days flow together as fewer things distinguish themselves against the blur. | |
07-11-2014 08:52 AM
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I now a little better www.ratatype.com |
07-11-2014 08:54 AM
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Nice 4 year old bump. | |
07-11-2014 09:19 AM
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07-11-2014 11:00 AM
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How does someone travel to Orlando with a family of 3+, spend multiple days there (presumably eating several meals, at a bare minimum), get a hotel room, make calls from the hotel room phone, buy tickets to Disney World, and travel back home without being able to prove it? Imagine the paper trail!! Screw the lawsuit, this guy could make a career out of running seminars for criminals on how to go completely undetected for days-on-end. | |
07-11-2014 01:40 PM
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Sometimes I want to beat the living dog shit out of people, but then this whole other inner peace comes into play - and even though I am informed that I deserved to lose Justin, I just take a deep breath, understand they are trying to get a reaction and that's it, and then I just laugh. Still, that violent side is intense as fuck right now. | |
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07-11-2014 02:12 PM
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Chelle for people to say something like that just shows they are warped in the head and a cunt to go with it. No one needs stuff like that in their life so cut them out of your life ASAP. |
07-11-2014 02:39 PM
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Lol, thing is, I already did. Somehow, even though they were blocked, they messaged me on Facebook. It is/was the creepy dude that was bugging the shit out of me when I went to the smoothie place. He was very sure to let me know he didn't have time to wait on me, then attached two pictures of him with some chick. I'm seriously just like, "wait, fucking what?". I spoke to this fella' for about 2 hours, because I'm an odd person that is too nice. Mother fuckers are weird as shit. One of my friends said I should make a rule to myself, if someone comes up to me assume they're insane. Then I was like, "wtf man what does that say about me?!" then there were laughs. | |
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07-11-2014 03:50 PM
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The following is a quick draft, and yes it's true: | |
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07-11-2014 03:55 PM
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Thought I'd point out that both of the bold are cookie cutter late 90s PUA tactics being performed horribly. In his mind he's just swinging for the fences, and while there's nothing wrong with that necessarily, his "throw everything at the wall and hope something sticks" approach is mostly just good for turning chicks off. | |
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07-11-2014 04:15 PM
#14355
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GALA KNOWS ALL ABOUT BEING A FILTHY TRYHARD | |
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07-11-2014 04:34 PM
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"SMV" | |
07-11-2014 05:05 PM
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07-11-2014 05:39 PM
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Haven't I read that same story before? To be fair, I didn't get past the first paragraph so maybe it's somehow different, but I definitely read the bit about you befirending some ugly chick who hadn't had much action and making her a bit hotter than before, but I think I lost interest at that point the last time too. | |
Last edited by rong; 07-11-2014 at 05:44 PM. | |
07-11-2014 05:47 PM
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07-11-2014 05:52 PM
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07-12-2014 03:47 PM
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07-12-2014 05:03 PM
#14362
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Not a fan. | |
07-12-2014 07:31 PM
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It feels like 100 out right now. | |
07-13-2014 03:23 AM
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07-13-2014 06:07 AM
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07-13-2014 10:57 AM
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I agree that society probably gained from him not being here anymore. It's worth noting that there were apparently a number of other cases going that he was about to be lined up for. He would have most likely spent the rest of his life (or at least another 40-50 years) in prison. | |
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07-13-2014 06:08 PM
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Bonus points if some necrophiles are ramming his dead buuhole. You know, really squeeze everything we can outta that sack. | |
07-13-2014 07:11 PM
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You're all horrible people, clearly he was fucked but wow you're dicks. |
Last edited by Savy; 07-13-2014 at 07:14 PM. | |
07-13-2014 07:31 PM
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Chicks with atypical hair colors are 100% attention whores every single time, dead giveaway | |
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07-13-2014 08:18 PM
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Or they're part of some artsy subculture. That one cutting edge girl goes pink and everyone's rocking a neon 'do before long. | |
07-13-2014 08:37 PM
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"Attention whore". Another one of those labels that shouldn't exist. |
07-13-2014 09:11 PM
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Yeah but attention whore is just the perfect label for a lot of people. Being an outgoing person or having a unique hairstyle is fine, but taken in the context of a bunch of other possible characteristics of an attention whore, it becomes a pathology. | |
07-13-2014 09:48 PM
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Yeaaaah, I don't think that someone with an 'atypical' hair color has much to do with their want for 'attention'. In my opinion, she is relatively attractive, though not my type. She seems easily impressed with people, but that's all an assumption. Knowing this dudes approach to speaking to females - I can say she's probably easily impressed. | |
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07-13-2014 10:29 PM
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I don't think the label addresses a problem. It's like "slut": a word meant to degrade based on an idea of what's proper, not on any problems caused. |
07-13-2014 10:40 PM
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Watched some of the World Cup finals. First game ever. Not bad. |
07-13-2014 10:50 PM
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Sometimes I feel like a loser because I don't pay much attention to sports - but then I think, oh fucking well. I've never really been interested in anything sport related, I've always been drawn to the arts, be it painting, drawing, writing, music, or the other many things that can be grouped into the label of 'art'. Though, sports, in their own way are an art - I just can't seem to really get interested. The only thing that is sport-ish that I've been drawn to is MMA related stuff, as far as watching. If you count dancing as a sport, or gymnastics - then that, but I was never a gymnast, though I always was interested in it. | |
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07-13-2014 11:10 PM
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07-13-2014 11:14 PM
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07-13-2014 11:55 PM
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07-14-2014 12:02 AM
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y'all weird. | |
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07-14-2014 12:10 AM
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07-14-2014 02:37 AM
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On the internet the geeks are the bullying jocks and chicks that lots of guys would be fucking delighted to just talk to are sluts and attention whores. It's one crazy place. | |
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07-14-2014 02:41 AM
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LISTEN HERE JAMES MCAVOY. NOT ALL OF US CAN LOOK LIKE JAMES MCAVOY IRL! | |
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07-14-2014 02:43 AM
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You know, in the real world, there's a reasonable chance you'll get to have sex with her. She's not a ten, but she'll prob try pretty hard. | |
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07-14-2014 12:51 PM
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Why are you all dissecting me calling someone an attention whore as if it's the biggest insult possible and as a result that makes her a horrible person. |
07-14-2014 01:19 PM
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Wuf don't say this to someone who knows anything about football, they'll think you ride the short bus to school. Think of how we or any poker forum would respond if some guy came here saying "so yeah yesterday I played some poker, game is ok but here's how I would fix all of the flaws: make the cards bigger and bla bla". | |
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07-14-2014 01:21 PM
#14387
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Soccer fucking sucks and I would fix the game by making it punishable by death on a global level to play it or talk about it | |
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07-14-2014 01:29 PM
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07-14-2014 01:36 PM
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I don't think the girl in the picture is necessarily an attention whore. There is another type of girl who dyes her hair which has more to do with wanting to be taken seriously and being seen as a unique person and expressing herself. Hard to say from just one picture of course. | |
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07-14-2014 01:45 PM
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07-14-2014 04:17 PM
#14391
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this one time i kicked a ball. | |
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07-14-2014 07:01 PM
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I call it "Two Lives Lived" | |
07-14-2014 08:52 PM
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I'm nearly the most pacifistic person imagineable. I haven't had a fight in around 20 years, it's near impossible to piss me off enough for me to wish pain on anyone. But bullying and/or hurting women is one thing that can do that. Anyone man who rapes a woman deserves to be buttfucked in prison before dying of suicide, in my opinion. If having that opinion makes me horrible, then consider me proud to be horrible. | |
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07-14-2014 10:11 PM
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07-14-2014 10:42 PM
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A limited amount of empathy for people this despicable is generally a good thing to have though. You very rarely get pure psychopathy; most aggressive/abusive behavior comes from child abuse. This guy probably was probably already butt-fucked before he went to prison to be honest, or at least suffered some serious childhood neglect or physical abuse. | |
07-14-2014 10:48 PM
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^^ Truth |
07-14-2014 11:06 PM
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this thread makes me sad | |
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07-14-2014 11:13 PM
#14398
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Sorry but this doesn't wash with me. Here's a brief outline of my life story... | |
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07-14-2014 11:19 PM
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Well done to you for overcoming. Shame others aren't so fortunate. | |
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07-14-2014 11:20 PM
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