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    drunk on the reg, nailing grad students on the reg, this is the kingnat I like to see
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    drunk on the reg, nailing grad students on the reg, this is the kingnat I like to see
    LIVIN.
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    I am not touching booze for the next 3 weeks. If not longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    I am not touching booze for the next 3 weeks. If not longer.
    I would probably say something about "bikes, young padawan etc."... but i won't becasue Ep. 1-3 are shit.
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    to be sung in a round:
    beer! beer! beer! buh buh buh beer! beer! beer! buh buh buh beer! beer! beer! buh buh buh...

    actually it's not a round at all. just a bunch of drunk people being obnoxious in quasi unison. rounds are hard drunk.

    i am an octopus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    I am not touching booze for the next 3 weeks. If not longer.
    Not a good drunk thread post.... but respect your platform and look forward to a drunk update after 6/13
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    I'll take the under on that 3weeks for all sorts of odds
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    Somebody send me some Doritos, mmkay?
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    feels so good to finish exams

    chilling with a beer or seven and some video games x
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    had incred tapas for dinner and way too excite for breakfast tomorrow, i want bacon
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    wine
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    gin
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    most beer but also tomato juice with clam broth and vodka and hot sauce
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    i have been nearly blackout drunk each night for 6 consecutive nights while at a conference. made the 8:30am talk every morning.
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  17. #1217
    ha makes me want a dram myself...
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    Was on drink #4 yesterday when my buddy brought over one of those 5L mini-heiney kegs. He had 3 pints, I killed the rest and now my head hurts.

    Good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    So fucking crazy, that sign is in front of a local bar here. I don't mean one that looks like that sign, but that fucking sign. Going there tonight actually. Fucking internet.
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    i have come to the conclusion that i am a fucking idiot. and should be treated as such.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    i have come to the conclusion that i am a fucking idiot. and should be treated as such.
    Welcome to 2009
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    I for one, applaud this rare display of bikes' humility
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    playing the ftr250 on stars but deciding that enjoying this italian wine is so sososososo much more fun
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    canada day weekend. drunk dunk drunk
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    OH SHIT
    i have to hang my flag out of my berlin apartment window again
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    Angry Orchard hard cider is fucking amazing.
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    gin
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    wine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Angry Orchard hard cider is fucking amazing.
    supa you seem like a fine upstanding gent, and I have no other reason to think less of you, but how in the holy fuck are you not banned 4 life? angry fucking orchard? in my goddam drunk threadd?
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    don't mind him supa, he's drunk.

    Though I haf to say that cider is for desert, girls and post-menopausal women ONLY. I don't make the rules...
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    i havent had a drop in like 3 weeks. odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    don't mind him supa, he's drunk.

    Though I haf to say that cider is for desert, girls and post-menopausal women ONLY. I don't make the rules...
    maybe in the US not in the UK, some fine cider about. angry orchard cider looks like mass produced fizzy shit though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    maybe in the US not in the UK, some fine cider about. angry orchard cider looks like mass produced fizzy shit though
    I love cider - like you say some really good stuff around. I was at a night market last night in the funk van. Some guy had converted a horsebox into a bar (http://www.hopbox.co.uk/). He had some Sheppy Cider on tap. Awesome stuff.

    But yuck, over sweet, over fizzy cider (though every now and then in a shitty pub I might have a Bulmers).
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    supa you seem like a fine upstanding gent, and I have no other reason to think less of you, but how in the holy fuck are you not banned 4 life? angry fucking orchard? in my goddam drunk threadd?
    Snob thread is down the hall bro. Here we get to drink whatever we like and no one get's to fuck with us about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    angry orchard cider looks like mass produced fizzy shit though
    Yeah, this. But whatever, I drank it, I liked it, I got drunk. Better with a shot of whiskey in it though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Yeah, this. But whatever, I drank it, I liked it, I got drunk. Better with a shot of whiskey in it though.
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    wiff bought some of this probably because she liked the look of the bottle. I'm drinking one right now like a total fag and lemme tell you IT'S FABULOUSSSS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    wiff bought some of this probably because she liked the look of the bottle. I'm drinking one right now like a total fag and lemme tell you IT'S FABULOUSSSS!

    little sign on the bottom: Product of Canada.
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    yeah it's some hipsterey "heritage apples only" cider. not bad but I switched back to beer after one, even tho it wasn't THAT sweet. I still find ciders pretty acidic and I don't think my gut would be happy if I consumed 4+.
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    holy PISS this caesar is spicy as FUCK. hot sauce in there and garnished with those spicy green pepper things. sorta like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    holy PISS this caesar is spicy as FUCK. hot sauce in there and garnished with those spicy green pepper things. sorta like this:


    Never heard of it so had to Google. Sounds damn good. (like a Bloody MAry, but with clam juice. Why the fuck not.)
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    Yeah clamato is a canadian thing apparently. I'd love to spread the word that caesars > bloody mary so they'll catch on elsewhere and I can order them abroad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Never heard of it so had to Google. Sounds damn good. (like a Bloody MAry, but with clam juice. Why the fuck not.)
    It's seriously the best drink to nurse a hangover with in the morning.


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    I love Bloody Marys and I also love spagetti vongole, so I think I'm gonna like these. Is there a best type of clamato to order - or should I be making my own clamato??? I'm gonna get some sorted for this weekend!
    Normski
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    What I'm about to drink - real cider 7.2% single variety. You get three varieties of cider in Somerset. Singing cider, fighting cider and sleeping cider.

    Normski
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    I'd like to try that Willbur any idea where I can get hold of it?

    just realised you'll probably say the bristol cider shop but mehhhh gonna ask anyway
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    I'm in London mate

    Bought it from Waitrose....
    Normski
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    whats it like? like trying new things!
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    It's big place, so people can think it's unfriendly, however it's a very diverse place with lots going on. The streets are paved with gold.

    As for the cider, very nice. Medium so not too dry, lots of flavour. I'm finishing the bottle now and have that first drink 7.2% tingle....I fear if I drank another 3 or 4 I might end up in trouble...
    Normski
  51. #1251
    London's always scary for me. I've been a few times in the last 6 month (not had a chance to come see your van ) and it's growing on me. Lots of sight seeing last time I was up and went to Diamond League which was sick
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    I love Bloody Marys and I also love spagetti vongole, so I think I'm gonna like these. Is there a best type of clamato to order - or should I be making my own clamato??? I'm gonna get some sorted for this weekend!
    I've never heard of anyone making their own but I suppose you could just put a bunch of salt and clam broth in tomato juice and see how that works. The only off the shelves product I've ever seen was this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato

    Maybe mott's is the only company that makes it, who knows. Someone I know who was staying in London said they could get it at some "Canadian shoppe" or something like that. Apparently such a thing exists in london idk...

    Then you still need a casear recipe. Mine is:

    Start a glass with ice cubes with salt, pepper, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, vodka, freshly squeezed lemon (limes work too). Pour clamato to the top. Celery is the std boring garnish but I prefer pickled beans/peppers or olives.
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    Quick Google and it seems you can get quite easily over here in Blighty. I've got a big family do coming up, so I'm gonna make some for everyone. We're all pissheads, so it should be appreciated. I'll post up some pics!
    Normski
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    [10:27pm] [pls] i has beer
    [10:27pm] [pls] time to drink
    [10:28pm] [h0zer] haven't u been off the sauce for weeks now?
    [10:30pm] [pls] what are you my sponsor?
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    cranberry everclear was a poor choice.
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    after not drinking since the aforementioned date. ^

    cranberry and everclear is an excellent choice
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    shoulda listened to 2 weeks ago bikes
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    Just a heads up: Proof is a measure of alcohol content per volume.

    If you pour 1 cup of 100% alcohol into 1 cup of water, you have ~1.5 cups of ~67% alcohol (by volume). This means that the proof of the final drink is roughly 33% more than intuition might tell you.

    There is no law of conservation of volume. The alcohol molecules are much bigger than water molecules. Water molecules nestle into "holes" in between the alcohol molecules.
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    my molecules nestle into the holes in between your mom's molecules
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    Wait... you're a catholic priest, then? At least wear the outfit if you want to get the the nestling part.

    Remember I did you a solid on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    There is no law of conservation of volume. The alcohol molecules are much bigger than water molecules. Water molecules nestle into "holes" in between the alcohol molecules.
    The chemists of FTR are gonna be pissed that you're starting to infringe on their turf.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    The chemists of FTR are gonna be pissed that you're starting to infringe on their turf.
    It's only called chemistry because physics is bored with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    It's only called chemistry because physics is bored with it.

    SHOTS FIRED!
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    so i thought i don't really like champagne, but this seems to be a pretty decent one, because i'm quite enjoying it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pascal View Post
    maybe in the US not in the UK, some fine cider about. angry orchard cider looks like mass produced fizzy shit though
    Tried some different ciders to see what was out there. Most of them are terribad. Seems I like the mass produced fizzy shit. I guess being American this isn't odd.

    Had a Magners Irish cider last night which was really good. Big fucking bottle. Not fizzy.
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    Apparently 1+1=1.5 in the drunk thread. Math is hard. Bloody mary time.
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    Simpsons season 2 and Stella, life is worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Simpsons season 2 and Stella, life is worth it.
    i shall be joining you soon, sans simpsons.

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    Stella numbro 3, my friend.

    Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandement.
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    we out of stella's and on to the hard cider. feeling just grand. how's the simpson?
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    Season 2 is some serious shit.

    Cider... is not some serious shit.
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