I lost my virginity in 1999 to a girl that got herself horny by chatting on Yahoo! while I was studying for a science exam.
I learned how to play better than average chess on msn.zone.com.
I used to hack Hotmail accounts (approx. 50), one of which was one of the female stars of 90210 back in the day.
And finally...
I created a few interweb pages on Homestead, and assumed I was a computer God.