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[wufwugy]

But he'd still kick my and your ass quicker than he could order a super size big mac meal, with diet coke obv.

hmmmm I haven't trained a day in my life (other than lots of wrestling as a youth) yet am positive I would stomp his ass. He doesn't actually know anything about fighting and now is too fat to do anything

[d0zer]

hmmmm I haven't trained a day in my life (other than lots of wrestling as a youth) yet am positive I would stomp his ass. He doesn't actually know anything about fighting and now is too fat to do anything

Let me guess: your years of watching MMA would give you an upper hand against a chubby 7th degree akido black belt simply because "lol akido and fat guys"

[wufwugy]

Let me guess: your years of watching MMA would give you an upper hand against a chubby 7th degree akido black belt simply because "lol akido and fat guys"

In a fight I wouldn't attempt to do anything I've seen in MMA. But yes, lol aikido and lol at a fatass having any semblance of agility. He's not going to be able to knee me as I take him down and then he'll be a floundering fish who just tries to squirm and push

[d0zer]

In a fight I wouldn't attempt to do anything I've seen in MMA. But yes, lol aikido and lol at a fatass having any semblance of agility. He's not going to be able to knee me as I take him down and then he'll be a floundering fish who just tries to squirm and push

You're so delusional. Anyone who's devoted that much of their lives to any martial art knows how to move their body much better than people who don't train at all.

Here's how segal vs wuggy goes: wuggy dives in for an obvious double leg, which even a fatass can sidestep. fatass falls on top of wuggy, who is immediately winded because he's not typing on the internet. Fight over.

[wufwugy]

You're so delusional. Anyone who's devoted that much of their lives to any martial art knows how to move their body much better than people who don't train at all.

Steven Seagal ensinando Lyoto Machida - YouTube

It would be a little different if he wasnt so fat, but as you can see, he doesn't know how to move whatsoever and doesn't have any semblance of mechanics to produce power and maintain position. Being so fat he isn't able to do anything he might actually know. I do suspect he knows something about throwing a punch though, but I'm not going to stand and wang with anybody for any reason

Here's how segal vs wuggy goes: wuggy dives in for an obvious double leg, which even a fatass can sidestep. fatass falls on top of wuggy, who is immediately winded because he's not typing on the internet. Fight over.

I would stomp his ass and it would be fun. I do have a long history of fighting and beating guys bigger than me with more experience than me, but I wouldn't think for a second I could do anything to somebody who actually trains MMA. Lucky for me, Seagal hasn't trained much of anything with worth and is now so fat and unathletic that a decent nudge will distort his center of gravity. Also he's not much bigger than me, he's really just a little taller and a lot fatter