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    I've never heard anyone complain when I smoke a gumball sized crack rock during my sessions, so I don't see why snorting some Adderall is gonna matter.

    Does it mix well with heroin and crystal meth? I could use another something to smooth it all out... I mean the crack makes me jumpy, so the heroin brings me down, but a bit too far, so the crystal meth picks me back up, but leaves me feeling kind of sober... so I drink a few shots and smoke a doobie laced with PCP, but then I just can't concentrate on all the drugs I've taken, and my poker game slides a bit when the Queens start flirting with me....

    Do you think Adderall can help with this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I've never heard anyone complain when I smoke a gumball sized crack rock during my sessions, so I don't see why snorting some Adderall is gonna matter.

    Does it mix well with heroin and crystal meth? I could use another something to smooth it all out... I mean the crack makes me jumpy, so the heroin brings me down, but a bit too far, so the crystal meth picks me back up, but leaves me feeling kind of sober... so I drink a few shots and smoke a doobie laced with PCP, but then I just can't concentrate on all the drugs I've taken, and my poker game slides a bit when the Queens start flirting with me....

    Do you think Adderall can help with this?
    Can I sleep at your house this weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Can I sleep at your house this weekend?
    Sure thing, Luco!
    If you have access to any medical narcotics, that is. ... This is a crack house, not a hobo den.

    You'll have to find a spot on the floor next to the new Pyramid of Adderall cases for a bed, though.

    And take care of that whistling noise I keep hearing...

    Ahhhhh! There it is again!

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