Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[d0zer]

Jesus fucking Christ, standers, lose weight or buy a goddamn elongated toilet instead of some pussy round one. Have we made no progress on this in 3 years?

I stand, aren't fat and have a goddman elongated toilet. What is so wrong with standing I axe you? We good standers aren't launching vitriolic attacks against the sitting community, are good law abiding, tax paying citizens so I axe you again: what is so wrong with standing?

[BennyLaRue]

I stand, aren't fat and have a goddman elongated toilet. What is so wrong with standing I axe you? We good standers aren't launching vitriolic attacks against the sitting community, are good law abiding, tax paying citizens so I axe you again: what is so wrong with standing?

You smell like poop. Right now.

[d0zer]

You smell like poop. Right now.

I'm not the one putting my hand into a toilet bowl, putting it in danger of touching the disgusting lid.

[bode]

You smell like poop. Right now.

lets elaborate on this a little. What makes the people that smell like poop, smell like poop? A couple of times a week, one guy i work with smells like he wiped his ass with his bare hand and just went on with his day. I always thought it may only be fat people that had this problem, but i encounter 3 people regularly that smell this way: one fat, one very thin, and one very athletic.