Frequent Poster with Girl Problems

[eugmac]

Hm, I don't think there really is one. He's an established member of an orchestra, and she was trying to apply for a job there. It started off by him offering her lessons, but then it became clear he wanted more... now he's basically stalking her and hounding her with endless messages and phone calls.

[Shotglass]

Yeah...since he's stalking then it'd be the police...

[!Luck]

Jack's posts aren't getting enough love here, +1000000 my man. I find myself daily being guilty of this behaviour and I can't say I'm happy about it.

Here's how I met my fiancee. I played a concert, she came up to me afterwards and complimented the tone I make on my violin, I thought aww how nice, let me buy you a beer. We got chatting, drank lots more beer, ... loooots more beer. I blacked out. We did stuff that I actually can't even remember. Our first kiss? Don't remember it. She had rug burn all over, I don't remember how she got those. And so on, so forth.

I should preface all that with: I had been single for a good 2 years or more - my last gf had torn me to shreds and I was bitter towards women for a while. then i started making weak attempts at this dating stuff, but really weak. If I made any sort of attempt at dating, it was super cautious because I wasn't about to be burned again like the last time.

and then it was like all the sudden I collided with my fiancee, we hit it off, first purely physically then later at a deeper level, and all that fear of trusting women had just evaporated, as if over night.

Point of all that was - it's a different situation from yours, but one thing is always the same, and that's that you have no idea what's gonna hit you tomorrow, and there's no point in trying to be prepared. Find things that make you happy. For me, my male friends were absolute key during that rough patch I had after that nasty ex. They were like brothers to me and we had so much fun that it didn't really matter so much that I wasn't getting laid. Make sure you have a network of people like that, people in real life (i.e. not on the internet) that you can talk to, go to parties and be idiots together, just kinda let loose, enjoy college life together with. Those memories will stay with you a lifetime and I wouldn't trade that for anything, not more sex, NOTHING.

Jack's advice about feeling good about your body by eating well, exercising, also solid. Basically whatever gets you to the point where you feel happy with yourself. Everything follows after that. Get to the point where you feel like you're so awesome, you don't need anybody.

...

And then at some point in the future, you'll be seriously in love, and be proven that you were wrong after all, and you really, really need her.

Just a rant, just speaking out my experiences, but I hope there's some sort of useful content in there.

Thank you.

[OngBonga]

Well first she should probably tell him to fuck off, and if he doesn't, then phone the police. I think a small % of people who get stalked just aren't assertive enough, the guy doesn't even realise his interest is unwelcome. I'm not saying it's the woman's fault, but there are a very few stalkers who I kinda feel a bit sorry for, rather than see as dangerous. In their fucked head they're being sweet, and might get a reality check if the woman made it know it was coming across as weird, not sweet.

So yeah, step one, tell him to fuck off, or get a male friend to do so. Step two, police. Keep a log.

[OngBonga]

Oh wait, he's blackmailing her too, I forgot. Yeah this guy is sinister. Fuck the warning, tell the police.

[bikes]

still mad at you jon. we had so much fun shit planned. damn you.

[baudib]

Mebbe I don't like my date to be lolstandard...

Don't be a sap. It's about efficiency and comfort. You could probably squeeze in like 10 coffee dates a week on a normal schedule.

[dranger7070]

things to order at starbucks

carmel apple spice, heavy whip. joygasmic.

white mocha, heavy whip. joygasmic.

mocha frap, heavy whip. joygasmic.

triple expresso, heavy whip and sugar. gg heart.

I'M NOTICING A PATTERN HERE. Remind me to bring my assless leather chaps to canada.

[Penneywize]

was a fun thread, feel like a dick for offering sincere advice, however misguided it may have been.

Any chance you guys feel like playing out the rest of the story anyway, I kinda wanted to see where this was going (and see how soon I might've figured it out had lolzzz not stepped in).

[Miffed22001]

I'm not a woman.

I'm a ginger.

Huge diff.

this just means you do good sucky sucky no?

Also, just asking politely seems really underrated in this thread - or is that because im a brit....?

[jyms]

Ya saw this three minutes after the thread was started. But it was a great thread for two days till trip fucked it


What I didn't understand is why it said shaw cable, I thought red was in Ontario now?

[wufwugy]

Wuf knows a woman?

no

i lied

sorry

[wufwugy]

Yeah no way this could be real. What kinda reg poster would think the community was a good place for advice on girls.

yeah i figured if it was real it had to be somebody who doesnt post in the commune. and somebody with abysmal social skills and probably some kind of condition like serious ocd. the prose and stuff said was really odd, but some poker players are really odd so i figured the possibility for realness was there, but not particularly high

[eugmac]

guys, this can still be totally real.

[bikes]

CAUSE WE
ARE NEVER EVER EVER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER

[Chelle]

i hate you, brett. hope both your hands break asap. i'll come over to break them for you. asshole.

YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK
TO MY FRIENDS
TALK TO ME


sup broskis, i'mma fuck yo' momma AND yo daddy, in both dey asses.

[Chelle]

LOL. OH GOD.

[OngBonga]

Don't be a sap. It's about efficiency and comfort. You could probably squeeze in like 10 coffee dates a week on a normal schedule.

lol really? Wanting to make my date more interesting than fucking cafe nero makes me a sap?

[bikes]

i hate you, brett. hope both your hands break asap. i'll come over to break them for you. asshole.

YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK
TO MY FRIENDS
TALK TO ME


sup broskis, i'mma fuck yo' momma AND yo daddy, in both dey asses.

feel free to break my hands if you'll use your mouth.

[Chelle]

I'm not sure how I can use my mouth to break your hands.

[bikes]

i'm sure a creative sexually liberated woman like you could find a way

[Chelle]

I'm a virgin.

[bikes]

well. we all know that simply isn't true.

[Chelle]

I'm going to hunt you down and steal your fucking soul.

[bikes]

please have sex with me prior to soul stealing. i feel like my soul is worth about 30s of awesomeness

[bikes]

ALTHOUGH IF YOU ASKED BOOST I AM A BAD PERSON. NOT LIKE EVIL GENIUS BAD. LIKE DEFICIENT.

[Chelle]

sry no.

my heart belongs to another. i'm just stealing your soul and decorating myself with another freckle.

[bikes]

sry no.

my heart belongs to another. i'm just stealing your soul and decorating myself with another freckle.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song.

[Chelle]

If you're listening to music like that, I don't think you want to sex me, you might want to find a nice boy to sex.

[bikes]

If you're listening to music like that, I don't think you want to sex me, you might want to find a nice boy to sex.

Thx for the memories even though they weren't so great.

[Chelle]

fag out boy.

[bikes]

sry no.

my heart belongs to another. i'm just stealing your soul and decorating myself with another freckle.

failing that.

where is your boy tonight? i hope he is a gentleman. mebbe he won't find out what i know; you were the last good thing about this part of town

[Chelle]

ITS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOU BABY

[bikes]

sry no.

my heart belongs to another. i'm just stealing your soul and decorating myself with another freckle.

failing that.

I heard that youre settled down. that you found a boy, and you're your married now. i heard that your dreams came true. guess he gave you things that i didn't give to you.

[OngBonga]

Whatever that song is, I don't want to hear it.

[Chelle]

BABY TURN AROUND AND LEMME SEE THAT SEXY THANG GO BUMP BUMP BUMP.

[bikes]

BABY TURN AROUND AND LEMME SEE THAT SEXY THANG GO BUMP BUMP BUMP.

just remember every time you hear that awful song.

you can fuck good.
but i can fuck better.

[Chelle]

Take you like Twilight I'll bite your neck
You don't have to stay in the rain I'll get you wet, yeah
Push you up against the wall ,turn you out and turn you on

sup broski.

[bikes]

Take you like Twilight I'll bite your neck
You don't have to stay in the rain I'll get you wet, yeah
Push you up against the wall ,turn you out and turn you on

sup broski.

ooooooooooh baby
i'll be stuck to you like
glueeeeeeeeeeeeee baby
wanna spend it all on
youuuuuuuu baby
my room is the g spot
call me mr flintstone
I CAN MAKE YO BED ROCK GIRL

[Chelle]

He say Chelle don't stop you the bestest
And I just be coming off the top as bestest

[d0zer]

*jerks off in thread*

[bikes]

He say Chelle don't stop you the bestest
And I just be coming off the top as bestest

Every second is a highlight.
when we touch, don't ever let me go.
Dirty dancing in the moonlight.

Take me down like I'm a domino.

[Chelle]

Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I want a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I need a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I want a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I need a


...So, I think we just had internet-sex via lyrics.

And d0zer is off in the corner jerking it.

[bikes]

Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I want a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I need a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I want a
Super-freak, super-freak, yeah you know I need a

You should let me love you,
let me be the one to
give you everything you want and need.
baby good love and protection
make me your selection
show you the way love's supposed to be.
baby you should let me love you

[OngBonga]

I want internet lyrics sex with bikes.

I'm jealous.

[Chelle]

I don't know much about algebra (but I know)
One plus one equals two

[bikes]

I don't know much about algebra (but I know)
One plus one equals two

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

[Chelle]

And please don't stand so close to me
I'm having trouble breathing
I'm afraid of what you'll see right now
I give you everything I am
All my broken heart beats
Until I know you understand

[wufwugy]

[bikes]

And please don't stand so close to me
I'm having trouble breathing
I'm afraid of what you'll see right now
I give you everything I am
All my broken heart beats
Until I know you understand

I need some love like I never needed love before.
Wanna make love to ya baby.
I had a little love, now I'm back for more.
Wanna make love to ya baby.
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

[bikes]

actually scratch all that.

A girl
You're my B, girl
C girl
I got this D, girl
You need to spell it out?
I make it easy
I have you yelling out
Your A,B,C,D's

I just wanna F!

[Chelle]

Watch my life,
Pass me by,
In the rear view mirror
Pictures frozen in time
Are becoming clearer
I don't wanna waste another day
Stuck in the shadow of my mistakes

[bikes]

Watch my life,
Pass me by,
In the rear view mirror
Pictures frozen in time
Are becoming clearer
I don't wanna waste another day
Stuck in the shadow of my mistakes

The strands in your eyes,
they color them wonderful.
Stop me and steal my breath.
And emeralds from mountains,
they flash towards the sky,
never revealling their depth.

AND TELL ME
that we belong together
dress it up in the trappings of love
i'll be captivated
i'll hang from your lips
instead of the gallows
of heartache that hang from above

AND ILL BE
YOUR CRYING SHOULDER
ILL BE LOVES SUICIDE
AND ILL BE
BETTER WHEN IM OLDER
ILL BE
THE GREATEST FAN OF YOUR LIFE

[bikes]

this is a very bad gif of a very awesome song.

i was in the 212.

[Chelle]

I can do what I want,
I'm in complete control
That's what I tell myself!
I got a mind of my own,
I'll be alright alone
Don't need anybody else!
I give myself a good talking to
No more being a fool for you
I remember how you made wanna surrender!

[bikes]

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be,
and I don't wanna go home right now.


And I don't want the world to see me
cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken,
I just want you to know who I am.

[Chelle]

He’s soft to the touch
But frayed at the end he breaks
He’s never enough
And still he's more than I can take

[bikes]

I feel wonderful,
because I see
the love light in your eyes.
And the wonder, of it all,
is that you just don't realize
how much I love you.

/thread

[Chelle]

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

[JKDS]

Featuring JKDS!

Maybe you were all, faster than me
we gave each other up so easily
these silly little wounds...will never mend
i feel so far from where ive beeeeeennn

SO I GO
and i will not be back here again
Im gone as the day is fading
in White Houses

[bikes]

Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you
Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new
You say, Go slow, I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time, time after time, time after time

[boost]

wait, wat?

[wufwugy]

this is a very good gif of something wuf had no idea was a song.

.

[JKDS]

But even then i knew id find a much better place
Either with or without you.
The five years we have had have been such good times.
I still love you...
But now i think its time
I lived my life on my own
I guess its just what i must do

[Chelle]

Baby you don't know,what you do to me.
Between me and you, I feel a chemistry.

[bikes]

Baby you don't know,what you do to me.
Between me and you, I feel a chemistry.

hold me closer tiny dancer
count the headlights on the highway
lay me down on sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

[JKDS]

Some days it dont come easy
and some days it dont come hard
and some days it dont come at all and these are the days that never end.

Some nights you're breathing fire
and some nights you're carved in ice
and some nights you're like nothing ive ever seen before or will again

[JKDS]

I MOVE AWAY FROM THE MIC TO BREATHE IN

/exits thread

[Chelle]

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

[Penneywize]

well, that escalated quickly.

seriously can we get back to Red's life problems, real or fake, plz.

[bikes]

well, that escalated quickly.

seriously can we get back to Red's life problems, real or fake, plz.

it's been ruined.

[MadMojoMonkey]

I want you to make me
I want you to take me
I want you to break me
then I want you to throw me away

[Pascal]

Had a read through and going to leave this here. However, I'm not encouraging troll accounts or more stuff like this (quite the opposite). Seeing as this account was made with no malicious intent I'll let it go, but please remember that the FTR rules state that you may only not create new accounts for deception.

Back to the lyrics

[OngBonga]

Wank me off, you dirty ho ho,
Don't leave me hanging on a-like a homo.

[bikes]

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