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  1. 09-04-2012 01:47 AM #1
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    ...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    ...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.
    you as cold as ice.

    think of all them people who need solids.

    ?wut
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  3. 09-04-2012 02:19 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    ...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.
    Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.
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  4. 09-04-2012 02:25 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.
    IDK, I know how I was as a virgin, and I heard pretty much all losing virginity stories end up heart breaking.

    Unless you get married to who you lose your virginity to, and stay with them forever, don't cheat, and don't experience with anyone else, ever.

    But, some girls, they don't care, true, but usually they're looking to corrupt people. Meh, idk.
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  5. 09-04-2012 10:03 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    ...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.
    Wuf hit the nail on the head. I LOVE taking cherries.



    All of you guys are waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over thinking this. First: OP needs to get IRL after he chats a bit. He's only gong to get sexting or cybering in chat rooms.
    Contrary to what y'all men are thinking, we want to fuck just as much (maybe more) than you men do.

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    Wuf hit the nail on the head. I LOVE taking cherries.



    All of you guys are waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over thinking this. First: OP needs to get IRL after he chats a bit. He's only gong to get sexting or cybering in chat rooms.
    Contrary to what y'all men are thinking, we want to fuck just as much (maybe more) than you men do.
    WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!
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  7. 09-04-2012 10:17 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!
    It's hard to be drunk at 8:00am, but I'm doing a pretty damn good job
    Besides, most guys are already thinking this. They're just too fucking scared to act on it. "omg. She's so out of my league. She'll never even talk to me."

    Bullshit, grow some balls and ask....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    It's hard to be drunk at 8:00am, but I'm doing a pretty damn good job
    Besides, most guys are already thinking this. They're just too fucking scared to act on it. "omg. She's so out of my league. She'll never even talk to me."

    Bullshit, grow some balls and ask....
    ...Can I marry you?
    By marry you, I mean like, make you my internet girlfriend/wife?

    -I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?

    Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    ...Can I marry you?
    By marry you, I mean like, make you my internet girlfriend/wife?
    Sure, wth...
    Besides, Ong and Red are already dreaming about it anyways

    -I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?

    Ugh.
    See, that's my point exactly. Even mst of the bikers that I hang out with act like they're intimidated by my tits. JFC, men, ask already...better yet...do...something, anything...other than stand there witha stupid look on your faces
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  10. 09-04-2012 12:48 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!
    That info was outed in the late '70s

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    Cats belong outside. I'd rather have a monkey than a cat.
    I'll be right over.
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