Randomness thread, part two.

[jyms]

wat did you just make me watch boost

There doing amazing things with the short bus program these days

[d0zer]

ELDERS REACT TO DUBSTEP (SKRILLEX) - YouTube

fantastic

[boost]

The Man With The Iron Fists - Official Trailer (HD) - YouTube

Oh. Snap.

[Chelle]

The Man With The Iron Fists - Official Trailer (HD) - YouTube

Oh. Snap.

Holy fuck. Yes.

[BankItDrew]

ELDERS REACT TO DUBSTEP (SKRILLEX) - YouTube

fantastic

I'm probably going to a Skrillex concert on the 13th of July in Toronto. Interested in joining me?

[d0zer]

I'm probably going to a Skrillex concert on the 13th of July in Toronto. Interested in joining me?

Nawwww I must be too old or something. I don't get skrillex.

[bikes]

The Man With The Iron Fists - Official Trailer (HD) - YouTube

Oh. Snap.

WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TA FUCK WIT
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TA FUCK WIT

















WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TA FUCK WIT

[OngBonga]

[bikes]

who the fuck runs flash on ahri

[Chelle]

mother fuck shit cock piss.

[bikes]

i give in.

call me maybe is fucking awesome.

[bikes]

as the next tune on mah spotify is owl city i realize that i am a douchebag. or the absolute worst kind of hipster.

the one who loves mainstream because hating on the mainstream is too mainstream

[Chelle]

I might have call me maybe as a text tone.

don't judge me.

[givememyleg]

i give in.

call me maybe is fucking awesome.

[a500lbgorilla]

a couple are claiming that the Nazis didn't detain/capture/arrest/nazi-up/nazi-down jews who were in the act of having sex. They claim to have learned this around the time of reading Anne Frank. Google is giving nothing, but it is a point of great interest to verify this.

FTR, please help.

[kiwiMark]

wat. I'm claiming you owe me $30. DOIT.

[a500lbgorilla]

wat. I'm claiming you owe me $30. DOIT.

The difference is I want the jew-sex thing to be true.

[eugmac]

The toilet is clogged
there is shit and piss on floor
what a holiday

[OngBonga]

The toilet is clogged
there is shit and piss on floor
what a holiday

Are you at a British music festival?

[eugmac]

scotland rainy week at the future father in law's haiku series, no. 2:

the plumber will come
plans to suck out human wastes
this sunday morning

[bikes]

a haiku pertaining to if anyone enjoys the haikus you've written.

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

[supa]

yep

[eugmac]

i understand, true art divides opinion.

[Chelle]

my cell phone screen is fucked.

fuck my life.

[eugmac]

chelle's cell phone is fucked
screen no longer functioning
banana milkshake

[d0zer]

i understand, true art divides opinion.

Shitty art divides opinion between the person who created it, and everyone else!

[eugmac]

i know jealous people when i see them.

[rong]

Shitty art divides opinion between the person who created it, and everyone else!

LOL

[a500lbgorilla]

Shitty art divides opinion between the person who created it, and everyone else!

Hahaha, that's some top notch commenting, dozer.

[boost]

d0zer for prez.

[bikes]

savages - quality popcorn flick
ted - quality popcorn comedy
another goat tier movie coming very soon tho

[BooG690]

This hurt to watch.

[bikes]

#DIRTYLAUNDRY - YouTube

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

[Chelle]

mother fuck.

okay going to find out if they're gonna replace my cell phone today.

I haven't been to bed yet and it's 7:45am. mother fuck.

[supa]

Go to sleep Chelle.

[Chelle]

i ended up laying down at like 8:30, fell asleep about probably 9ish, woke up at 10:45, now time to go see if i can exchange my phone, weeeee!

[bikes]

sara bareilles has an amazingly beautiful voice.

[Chelle]

sara bareilles has an amazingly beautiful voice.

omg yes

[Jack Sawyer]

Amazon.com: Planet Earth: Limited Edition [Blu-ray]: Narrated by David Attenborough, Alastair Fothergill: Movies & TV

[boost]

This hurt to watch.

this was fucking awesome. I think I have to watch this show now.

[bikes]

massive phone anxiety is kicking in @_@ why the fuck does it suck so much calling places -.-

in this case, my doctor to tell him i'll be away for 6 months

[boost]

oh? I think we need to chat on skype.

[givememyleg]

[wufwugy]

sara bareilles has an amazingly beautiful voice.

yes shes probably my favorite vocalist

[rong]

Thinking of crazy n all, my sister is soon to be in a documentary about her particular kind of crazy. Can't imagine it will paint her in a kind or positive light.

[Chelle]

what kind of crazy is she?

[rong]

OCPD crazy

[Chelle]

Oh awesome - I have DID.

[rong]

There was a major opportunity for a crazy fan dressed as Batman to be a hero. How did said weirdos miss that opportunity.

[Luco]

There was a major opportunity for a crazy fan dressed as Batman to be a hero. How did said weirdos miss that opportunity.

LOL, but also

[OngBonga]

[a500lbgorilla]

Fewer*

I'll show myself out.

[OngBonga]

His English is better than the Greek guy on my table last night.

i speak england very best

[bikes]

fucking awesome

[jyms]

I will share. That was fucking awesome

[d0zer]

You can take most 2, 3, or 4 chord progressions and find dozens of singles that match it. Especially if they involve I IV & V.

The melody phrasing offers more opportunity for uniqueness anyway, which is why you pretty much never see any lawsuits about chord progression copying, but you will for lyrics and melody.


...oh fuck just got to where they included the double rainbow song. Those guys are awesome

[bikes]

View from the ISS at Night on Vimeo

nasa wins the internets

[bikes]

Which reminds me, does anyone else ever see their posts in old, bumped threads and think to themselves, "Did I really post that?" I seem to do that a lot.

so relevant. I probably spent about 30 mins now reading through old posts itt. was not wasted time.

[OngBonga]

I read my posts from half an hour ago and think that.

[boost]

if I ever make it to space, I need to make a play list full of epic music like that...

[BooG690]

I was in a supermarket here in Korea and I'm almost positive I saw Tyson. The dude said hi to me but I wasn't exactly sure who it was so I did the "Oh, hi" and kept moving. Am I just racist for thinking the dude looked EXACTLY like Tyson?

[Galapogos]

Am I a homophobe for thinking you wanted to bang him because you responded to his colloquial greeting?

Edit: Tyson also has a very unique tattoo ALL OVER HIS FACE. Pretty sure if you saw him you'd know.

[dranger7070]

Pretty much what galapogos said. You are a moran.

[bikes]

Okay there kettles.

[kiwiMark]

When someone says hi cos they notice you checking them out, it's pretty rude not to follow through.

[BooG690]

Pretty much what galapogos said. You are a moran.

I wasn't talking about Mike Tyson you fucking moron.

[givememyleg]

well when we were in amsterdam, our waiter thought tyson was mexican. so i think he does look like some kind of universal ethnic dude.

[dranger7070]

I wasn't talking about Mike Tyson you fucking moron.

All other Tysons are irrelevant.

[OngBonga]

Well I'm not impressed with the North Korean women's football team, I can only hope the South can do better than that collection of munters. I did fancy one of the NK team, so that sets the benchmark.

[wufwugy]

well when we were in amsterdam, our waiter thought tyson was mexican. so i think he does look like some kind of universal ethnic dude.

i lold real good at universal ethnic dude. i wanna be one of those

[bikes]

Reddit's had a few threads about sexual assault victims, but are there any redditors from the other side of the story? What were your motivations? Do you regret it? : AskReddit

i like how a thread that's supposed to be about the rapist's perspective turns into a false accusations of rape thread. also. evil wimmens.

[wufwugy]

Reddit's had a few threads about sexual assault victims, but are there any redditors from the other side of the story? What were your motivations? Do you regret it? : AskReddit

i like how a thread that's supposed to be about the rapist's perspective turns into a false accusations of rape thread. also. evil wimmens.

wow poster "serial_rapist_thread" is a legit sociopath

[bikes]

so an awesome friend came by today, she dropped off some special cookies and as someone who has not had cookies in a long time and ate 4 a while ago, this is a delightful feeling. this must be what paradise feels like. i don't have a worry in the world and life seems so stress free this brief moment.

inb4 bikes doesn't eat dessserts
inb4 bikes doesnt have any girls who have friends
inb4 bikes doesn't even have any friends

[OngBonga]

bikes doesn't have any awesome friends.

[d0zer]

ongabonga doesn't not have brain-aids and dick cancer.