Trust rilla to approach this problem with logic, rather than thinking with his dick.

Californian women are the most annoying of all, fwiw. They say "ya" instead of "yes". That's fine if they speak German or Czech, it's not fine if they speak English.

Also, if you want women who think Western men are rich and exotic, ask yourself why bikes is in Thailand? Same reason as my Dad I reckon. My Dad is old bald and fat too, and his girlfriend is younger than me, and reasonably cute.