I will never 'get it'

[2Cord McCord]

Look up Ace Poker Drills. It's a software for beginners that trains you in a "flashcard" style format about equity and preflop play. It may help you intuitively start understanding equity in a variety of situations. It also has a free equity calculator that in my opinion is much better than pokerstove.

[StarGrinder]

Here it is... some of AOK's finest material.
Texas Holdem Starting Hands - 19 Hand Strategy

[binky bee]

Look up Ace Poker Drills. It's a software for beginners that trains you in a "flashcard" style format about equity and preflop play. It may help you intuitively start understanding equity in a variety of situations. It also has a free equity calculator that in my opinion is much better than pokerstove.

Oh, now this looks like it is worth a go! Thanks!