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Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

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  1. #1
    How high is the water in your toilet? I'd have to try to touch the water in any toilet I've ever used.

    On another note, I found this through StumbleUpon today, with lots of interesting poop facts. According to his survey, nobody stands while wiping.
    This proves that 40% of FTR are full of shit.
    Scoop on Poop
  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    How high is the water in your toilet? I'd have to try to touch the water in any toilet I've ever used.
    The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.
    Submersion is key to odor control. If the poo just sits on a shelf in the air, it is going to funk up the whole damn house. You need the water to create a smell barrier. This is poo 101. What is wrong with the Eurolanders?
  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    The water isn't high at all, there's a shelf that is way higher than the water. I'm talking about risking touching the steaming fresh pile sitting on the shelf (see pic, in pic there's a little bit of water on the shelf in the middle, but that's just a pool left from the last time someone flushed.). It just sits there so you can discuss it with the kids before pressing the flush button which pushes it into the hole with water, often enough leaving a smear on the shelf that you have to clean up.
    Sounds like you need to sit on the toilet backwards. Daniel Tosh - Reverse Toilet - Video Clip | Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
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    What activity/interest do you have to put in to get a scoop on poop website to come up?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    How high is the water in your toilet? I'd have to try to touch the water in any toilet I've ever used.

    On another note, I found this through StumbleUpon today, with lots of interesting poop facts. According to his survey, nobody stands while wiping.
    This proves that 40% of FTR are full of shit.
    Scoop on Poop
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333 View Post
    What activity/interest do you have to put in to get a scoop on poop website to come up?
    This made me laugh.

    I don't know what specific interest this would be categorized in, but I do tend to thumbs up a lot of these types of pages that are full of oddball facts.

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