Behold! The Anti-Renton!

O dear. After a promising August playing 2NL, I was 'rolled for 5NL, and this is my first foray.

Not sure what went wrong; i'm playing my usual game. Maybe i've hit that LK=DT cusp.

I need the Carrot Man.

PS - Vol. is poor coz i bin on vacation for the last 2 weeks.