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  1. 07-28-2011 11:23 AM #6826
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    I'm sorry, but the ills of technology are an extremely disturbing topic, and I probably shouldn't get into it. We're unfathomably lucky that we're not ones the system has thrown into the furnace. There are alive today many millions of people who live in greater suffering than they could without technology, and it will get unfathomably worse as technology advances.
    So what are you going to do about it? I know I've pointed this out many times and I'm sure it bothers you but there are 3 main options as I see it:

    1. You can just choose not to think about it much. Live life as best you can, try to be good to people, etc. Most people I know fall into this category, myself included. Occasionally give blood or donate old clothes and let the social workers sort it out.

    2. You can volunteer your time and/or money to various charities and/or causes to help the less fortunate. For all your crusades against wealth and the wealthy, just think-- you have the intelligence to accumulate it yourself and redistribute it as you see fit. How many billions of dollars has Bill Gates given to charity? How much time has he spent on those causes? Clearly that is an unrealistic goal. But replace billions with millions and I'm sure you could do it.

    3. You can continue spending all your time searching the web, finding cool internet memes, preaching to a dozen or so people on a small poker forum, and otherwise being lazy and complaining about the state of society without ever really doing anything to positively change it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I thought this was the randomness thread?
    true dat

    I've noticed that standard conversation of gym idiots everywhere has gone from 'so, how much do you lift/bench/curl?' to 'bro, what pre workout supplement are you taking? no explode gives me crazy pumps'
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I thought this was the randomness thread?
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    I wanna see those videos. That's awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Then I see Red Light Special and it dawns on me that fate is real. How else can I explain a little ginger kid not knowing anything about sex or ethnicity, but his favorite music is black girls singing about sex, then over a decade later it turns out he particularly likes black girls? Fate IMO
    Or...OR...maybe you just love black chicks BECAUSE your first exposure to sex and ethnicity was Left Eye, hmmm?
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    Chili's hotter

    I actually didn't like black girls until like age 24
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    Any good resources on how long we've been eating what? My vegetarian girlfriend is fairly convinced that meat is unhealthy, and I confess to being far more ignorant on all matters of nutrition than I'd like to be.

    On that note, any good resources in general on nutrition and the like?

    I find this kinda stuff really interesting.
    a healthy vegetarian diet (in this society) is far harder to maintain than a healthy diet that includes meat. That being said, from the bit I've gathered, without regards to ease, a vegetarian or very very low meat diet is ideal.

    cliffs: all veg may or may not be ideal, but 24oz steaks is def aids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    a healthy vegetarian diet (in this society) is far harder to maintain than a healthy diet that includes meat. That being said, from the bit I've gathered, without regards to ease, a vegetarian or very very low meat diet is ideal.

    cliffs: all veg may or may not be ideal, but 24oz steaks is def aids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    a healthy vegetarian diet (in this society) is far harder to maintain than a healthy diet that includes meat. That being said, from the bit I've gathered, without regards to ease, a vegetarian or very very low meat diet is ideal.

    cliffs: all veg may or may not be ideal, but 24oz steaks is def aids.
    ...did you just cliff a single paragraph?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    ...did you just cliff a single paragraph?
    Yes, I did.

    cliffs: Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    queue TJ and other lifting enthusiasts to attack you!
    their primary goal is not to be healthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    their primary goal is not to be healthy.
    I have dual goals of both being healthy and looking good. They are by no means mutually exclusive, although a lot of people have a way of making it out to be.

    I'm trying to keep my meat intake somewhat down. Just about everyone should have a moderate amount of lean red meat in their diet because it's just so awesome. Add in some eggs, salmon, dairy (including whey/milk/casein powders), etc. and it's trivially easy to cover protein intake. And I'd note that I assume those last 3 to be vegetarian friendly. Veganism is silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    I actually didn't like black girls until like age 24
    As long as they're legal, I'm happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    As long as they're legal, I'm happy.
    Why would them being black make them illegal, you racist?!?
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    in unrelated news on my relax day had the worst massage ever. this girl who was younger than me did nothing but exploit my tickleishness for an hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    The image of some young Thai girl tickling Bickes for an hour has made this morning awesome.
    Because you imagined him 100% nude?
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    Because you imagined him 100% nude?
    I feel like this is implied
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    what i can't figure out is why bennyladouche referenced left eye instead of chili or tboz
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    She's was the exciting imma-set-yo-house-on-fire type.

    What, that's not attractive to you?

    (Also, it's the only name I knew because let's face it, it's TLC.)
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    WHY ENTOURAGE?!?!??! WHY?!?!?!?!

    why are you only 30m long =(

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    Where the f is the cereal? You call that living!
    cereal comes from plants imo.
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    WHY ENTOURAGE?!?!??! WHY?!?!?!?!

    why are you only 30m long =(
    I know right! This seems like it's going to be an incredible season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    best fail comp ever

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    lol this is awesome. i especially love how you often hear friends laughing hysterically in the background (i would be too for a lot of them).
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    epic rap battles of history are waaaaaay too good

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    epic rap battles of history are waaaaaay too good

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    ha, these are fucking awesome. Einstein vs Hawking was luls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    ha, these are fucking awesome. Einstein vs Hawking was luls.
    Yeah only two are decent at worst, a few are extremely cool. Hawking's "ten million million particles" line is one of the best I've ever heard too, no joke
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    So a gay guy on the bus (I live in Queens, NY) tonight asked me for the time. He was ldfo gay...but whatever, that doesn't bother me much. There was some BS talk and then he goes...(all in Spanish fwiw)

    "I have a question for you but I'm embarrassed. Are you gonna get mad?"
    I shake my head.
    "Do you suck dick?"
    "No."
    "Oh, I'm sorry."
    "That's OK."

    Um, so what should I take from this exchange?

    Oh, and later he commented: "Your legs are so hairy. Is your chest hairy too?" That kinda made me feel awkward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    So a gay guy on the bus (I live in Queens, NY) tonight asked me for the time. He was ldfo gay...but whatever, that doesn't bother me much. There was some BS talk and then he goes...(all in Spanish fwiw)

    "I have a question for you but I'm embarrassed. Are you gonna get mad?"
    I shake my head.
    "Do you suck dick?"
    "No."
    "Oh, I'm sorry."
    "That's OK."

    Um, so what should I take from this exchange?
    That you are not an honest man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    So a gay guy on the bus (I live in Queens, NY) tonight asked me for the time. He was ldfo gay...but whatever, that doesn't bother me much. There was some BS talk and then he goes...(all in Spanish fwiw)

    "I have a question for you but I'm embarrassed. Are you gonna get mad?"
    I shake my head.
    "Do you suck dick?"
    "No."
    "Oh, I'm sorry."
    "That's OK."

    Um, so what should I take from this exchange?

    Oh, and later he commented: "Your legs are so hairy. Is your chest hairy too?" That kinda made me feel awkward.

    Oh wow. I assume you were not giving hints alluding to this? In which case, I think you should review a few things ...
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    Pogos has taken over as the FTR one-liner funny man
    Taken over? Nah, he was the original one.

    Someone isn't paying attention!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    On my facebook this morning. How can there be people that still haven't seen this photo and know that it is fake?
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    So today I discover a tiny note under my windshield wiper. On my car they practically retract into the car and aren't visible from the inside.

    Said note is a piece of cardboard, approx 1.5" by 3.5" that reads in very tiny print

    "You hit my car! will be in touch pls leave ph # or I have plates"

    No idea what this person is talking about, I don't recall any close parking jobs in the last week. They didn't think to leave their own # so I can contact them, or tell me which car is theirs (assuming I even found the note right away).

    Probably just someone who noticed a "new" ding in his door among the others, and is trying to blame me. This happened to my dad once. Dad gets out of his car, crackhead flies out of his shitbox screaming that he just dinged his door, pointing at a random ding. Dad points at a different ding and calmly says "are you sure it wasn't this one? Or that one?" as he points at another...
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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