things that tilt you

[Illfavor]

cool, i actually have massive respect for you guys for having good rhythm! ever met a string player with impeccable rhythm? exactly.

...wut?

[kiwiMark]

...wut?

obv nobody imagines that there exists a black string player

[eugmac]

obv nobody imagines that there exists a black string player

excellent work sir

[Sasquach991]

Asshole is at the Redbox (Video/Game rental self service machine outside of stores) talking to someone on the phone about which game to rent. Then he starts reading off all of the games for the Xbox 360 that are available. In the middle of this he starts talking to another guy about golf. Then he finally get finished and turns around and realizes there are 4 people in line behind him and he walks off and doesn't say "sorry" or anything, he just keeps talking to the guy about golf. I'm such an asshole.

[oskar]

obv nobody imagines that there exists a black string player

Ornette Coleman played violin once. Did not go well.

YouTube - ‪Ornette Coleman - "Sound Gravitation"‬‏

[eugmac]

Ornette Coleman played violin once. Did not go well.

YouTube - ‪Ornette Coleman - "Sound Gravitation"‬‏

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time... Although conventional technique is probably not really required for this type of edgy jazz... fuck man, that shit gave me a headache.

[Luco]

Why do so many people around my office have terrible breath? There is literally no excuse for it.

They know they are going to be working all day in close proximity to other people, conversing with them, yet they choose to go around making the whole office smell like some weird combination of foot sweat, paint thinner and garlic sausage.

There are some who also smell of bad BO. Poor show imo.

I have taken to keeping a bowl of mints on my desk and offering them to people when they come talk to me. I really don't need reminding that I'm inhaling air that was very recently inside someone else.

Fairly sure this is not the first time I've posted 'bad breath' in the tilt thread either, but I've had a lung full today

[kiwiMark]

Why do so many people around my office have terrible breath? There is literally no excuse for it.

They know they are going to be working all day in close proximity to other people, conversing with them, yet they choose to go around making the whole office smell like some weird combination of foot sweat, paint thinner and garlic sausage.

There are some who also smell of bad BO. Poor show imo.

I have taken to keeping a bowl of mints on my desk and offering them to people when they come talk to me. I really don't need reminding that I'm inhaling air that was very recently inside someone else.

Fairly sure this is not the first time I've posted 'bad breath' in the tilt thread either, but I've had a lung full today

congrats on the diplomatic solution though