Can't say I've ever had a gummi cola bottle.

Sour Patch Kids: Great at first until they make you wish you'd jumped into a cage with a horny baboon instead

Gummi Bears: there was once a rumor that these abominations were made in a shoe leather factory, but the truth is that shoe leather is made in a gummi bear factory

Gummi Worms: excellent method of training your jaw to withstand the tension of handing out numerous blow jobs

Jujubees: this is not a fucking food