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"Check this out," Fulksy says reading out Tom Dwan's latest Tweet. "Flomo is a Fed! I knew it all along!"
Fulksy runs out of his apartment and sprints towards Flomo's house. He's joined by 500 other angry poker players. The door is kicked down and the group finds Flomo and his 4 friends drinking really nice wine and eating really nice food. They didn't, again, invite Bigred.
"Typical Feds," Fulksy screams, "eating nice food and wine with our hard earned, confiscated poker money! Get him!" The crowd rushes flomo and beats him. After searching all his stuff they figure out that Flomo was just a poker player.
"My bad," says Fulksy, "let me take you to the hospital."
Fulksy props Flomo over his shoulder and starts leading him out of Flomo's house towards the hospital.
A van pulls up besides them, the passenger (in a really nice suit) says, "Hey, is he alright? He needs help! Quick, get in the van. We'll take you to the hospital.
"Thanks, so much," Fulksy says and helps Flomo into the van. As they pull away Fulksy notices they're heading in the opposite direction of the hospital. "Guys," he says, "the hospital is the other way."
"I know," the passenger says smiling. "Criminal poker players like you only belong in one place...and that's jail."
Fulksy and Flomo were both regular poker players
10 players with manies in their accounts:
a500lbgorilla
HoopyDude
Philly and the Phanatics
Carroters
Boog690
GatorJH
DanAronG
BennyLaRue
TLR
Willburforce
Frozen Accounts:
Labourhater, a normal poker player, was lawyered on Day 1
Ongbonga, a normal poker player, had account frozen on Night 1
Wufwugy, a Fed, got lawyered on Day 2
Jackvance, a normal poker player, had account frozen on Night 2
Roid_Rage, a normal poker player, was tweeted on Night 2
SDM, a normal poker player, was lawyered on Day 3
Night 3 was very quiet.
DropTheBanana, a Fed, got lawyered on Day 4
Fulksy, a regular poker player, was lawyered on Night 4.
Flomo, a regular poker player, was tweeted on Night 4.
5 Players
Lee Jones
Defense Attorney
Tom Dwan
2 Feds
It's Day 4! 6 votes needed to lawyer. Majority leader lawyered at Noon EST Wednesday, May 11,
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