Breaking News - Bin Laden Dead?

[BooG690]

Is that the Trinity Killer in the middle there?

[BennyLaRue]

Obama's face in that pic is kind of chilling. Not in a scary way, just the intensity to it.

Biden is like, "doopy-doop, hey, look at that."

[Renton]

As long as there is a desolate, rocky, barren, worthless piece of land for goat-loving men to fight over, then the fighting will go on. I think we should add some uranium fallout to their precious part of the world.

Yup. Turn the whole godforsaken place into a glass parking lot.

How to keep it classy in 2011 by NobleTruths and Shotglass.

[surviva316]

Biden is like, "doopy-doop, hey, look at that."

i take it more as, "i don't think anyone can smell that one."

dude between hillary and the general (in the blue dress shirt) is like, "biden, i know that was you, you ass."

[wufwugy]

[Vinland]

Situation room photo is doctored. True pic here...

[Smith]

I'm sick of these photos being trotted around news sites, and facebook as if these images are proof. These pictures were proven fake almost two years ago... I have tons more to say, but I don't know why I would even bother....

[baudib]

reg. required:

The End of the Jihadist Dream - NYTimes.com

[rpm]

i haven't read any of this thread, but, my reponse to the title is (drumroll............) who gives a shit?

[rpm]

(awaiting red boxes to start appearing below my post count)

[BennyLaRue]

i haven't read any of this thread, but, my reponse to the title is (drumroll............) who gives a shit?

Haha, somebody is on the FBI watch list now. I hope you've never been to 4chan or you're screwed!

[rpm]

it was the FBI who gave me my negative rep. i swear it. who else has internets fast enough to put the red box there within a matter of seconds after i post on a poker forum that i don't see any real-world significance (i know, i know. "we got him", "mission accomplished" "america's #1", "now we can be free" etc etc) of this man's death.

[bigred]

LOL Keanu meme

[triumphant cracker]

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: ” Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is canceled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

[Vi-Zer0Skill]

laughed aloud 3x

[Vi-Zer0Skill]

esp the french one

[Roid_Rage]

Scots, Germany, and Aussie were my faves.

[bigred]

I like the Spanish being able to see their sunken armadas

[Shotglass]

Aussie's my fav. Nobody cancels a barbie.

[wufwugy]

All very good, but laughed most at Germans "lose"

There's irony in the whole weak Frenchie thing because what I know of their military operations, they're actually hardasses

[Roid_Rage]

Edit: was still on page 1 -___-

[a500lbgorilla]

derp

With bin Laden’s death, U.S. sees a chance to hasten the end of the Afghan war - The Washington Post

[rpm]

With bin Laden’s death, U.S. sees a chance to hasten the end of the Afghan war - The Washington Post

hope so

edit: so i guess i pissed some people off judging by my (oH NO!) red boxes. so i'll clarify - my statement wasn't made out of apathy, i DO hope that this event has a positive effect (like less war/terrorism on the planet), i just didn't think it would. if anything, at first i thought it would potentially heighten the problem of terrorism more than anything else. i honestly hope what that article speculates on will be the case.

[wufwugy]

[a500lbgorilla]

hope so

edit: so i guess i pissed some people off judging by my (oH NO!) red boxes. so i'll clarify - my statement wasn't made out of apathy, i DO hope that this event has a positive effect (like less war/terrorism on the planet), i just didn't think it would. if anything, at first i thought it would potentially heighten the problem of terrorism more than anything else. i honestly hope what that article speculates on will be the case.

Well who gives a shit is a strong go to in my lexicon of thoughts for dealing with this world, I just hated to see it so poorly misused, in my estimation.

[celtic123]

Please stop. Hilarious

[kiwiMark]

should've stopped at the original wallpost imo, but otherwise brilliant

[kevster]

GENIUS.

[DoubleJ]

Spooky Anagrams of Our Time:

Osama Bin Laden = Lob Man in Da Sea

[thx Russell]

[BennyLaRue]

Cool, Russell, now do my name.

[triumphant cracker]

[a500lbgorilla]

Obama: bin Laden death won't change Afghan plan - The Early Show - CBS News

I've reduced my hope-position from "Maybe, seems like a good time to happen" to "There's a chance it's a slick bluff."

[bigspenda73]

posted yet?

http://www.youtube.com/v/xlOIy6QEbes

[triumphant cracker]

^^^ winner winner chicken dinner.

[Lukie]

Osama Bin Laden Home Videos Released by Pentagon - ABC News

copy paste job is a formatting nightmare; here are a few snippets:

The government today released five videos found in Osama bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, showing the al Qaeda leader preparing a message to the United States and watching himself on television.

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This footage is among the trove of evidence found after the U.S. raid on the compound Sunday, when bin Laden and four others were killed.
"This is the single largest collection of senior terrorist materials ever," a senior intelligence official said.
The cache includes digital, audio, video, personal correspondence and documents, the official said.
The materials found "clearly show that bin Laden remained an active leader in al Qaeda strategically, tactically and operationally," and not the figurehead he was assumed to be, "making the recent operation even more essential to our nations security," the official said.

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The cache of electronic and handwritten materials obtained by the Navy SEALs who raided the compound includes numerous hallmark al Qaeda plots, including plans for attacks on infrastructure targets such as water supply and transportation including rail and air, in what one official described as a "strategic guide for how to attack the U.S."

[ZwiFT]

✓ Saddam Hussein ✓ Osama Bin Laden ☐ Justin Bieber

[wufwugy]

[triumphant cracker]

YouTube - Justice for Osama