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  1. #1
    bigred's Avatar
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    Use these two from the above:

    "I used to mow the lawn at a battered women's shelter...if you know what I mean"

    "Who do you think was smarter... Jesus or Buddha, I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified"
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    "Who do you think was smarter... Jesus or Buddha, I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified"
    lol


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Use these two from the above:

    "Who do you think was smarter... Jesus or Buddha, I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified"
    HAHAHA awesomeness
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.

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