I went on holiday and I packed
my swimming trunks
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01-17-2011 08:39 AM
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01-17-2011 08:39 AM
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I couldn't take my goggles | |
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01-17-2011 08:40 AM
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I also couldn't take my camera | |
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01-17-2011 08:40 AM
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I did take my shirt though | |
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01-17-2011 08:41 AM
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what else did I take? | |
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01-17-2011 09:04 AM
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Your bloodstream which has been overtaken whole-sale by some strange disease. | |
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01-17-2011 09:15 AM
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01-17-2011 09:26 AM
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It shows. | |
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01-17-2011 10:01 AM
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And then you died of the monkey disease. | |
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01-17-2011 10:05 AM
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Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline? | |
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01-17-2011 10:13 AM
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01-17-2011 11:21 AM
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01-17-2011 11:23 AM
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I wanted to pack a can of vimto after that but couldn't. | |
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01-17-2011 11:59 AM
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did you at least pack flippers? | |
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01-17-2011 12:08 PM
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condoms? | |
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01-17-2011 12:12 PM
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If you couldn't pack Vimto could you manage a Sprite? | |
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01-17-2011 12:20 PM
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I couldn't pack any of the above I'm afraid. | |
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01-17-2011 12:22 PM
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cell phone charger ldo | |
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01-17-2011 12:25 PM
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An American flag? | |
Last edited by Luco; 01-17-2011 at 12:30 PM.
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01-17-2011 12:42 PM
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01-17-2011 12:43 PM
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01-17-2011 12:45 PM
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That's a shame. I'll pack you a grapefruit and leave you to do the rest of your packing sir | |
Last edited by Luco; 01-17-2011 at 12:48 PM.
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01-17-2011 12:46 PM
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wanted to pack Massive Jugs 4 - my fav porn but couldn't. | |
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01-17-2011 12:48 PM
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01-17-2011 12:49 PM
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gotta take some weatherproof shizzle. | |
Last edited by WillburForce; 01-17-2011 at 12:51 PM.
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01-17-2011 12:50 PM
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Sounds more like a lucky escape to me | |
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01-17-2011 01:21 PM
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im very confused | |
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01-17-2011 02:01 PM
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don't be confused - just help me pack. | |
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01-17-2011 02:10 PM
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definitely need a blow up doll...you know...for a penis pillow. | |
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01-17-2011 02:21 PM
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Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls? | |
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01-17-2011 02:28 PM
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Did you pack the Church of Scientology? | |
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01-17-2011 02:33 PM
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01-17-2011 02:44 PM
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01-17-2011 07:42 PM
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01-17-2011 10:55 PM
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a cock | |
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01-18-2011 09:00 AM
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you're all wrong. (Apart from Luco) | |
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01-18-2011 09:46 AM
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Then you need KY, clearly. | |
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01-18-2011 12:54 PM
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01-18-2011 01:28 PM
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pics? | |
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01-18-2011 07:34 PM
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lol rilla wins ....<3 hunter s thompson | |
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01-18-2011 07:46 PM
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I also went on vacation....... | |
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01-18-2011 08:11 PM
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01-18-2011 08:12 PM
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01-18-2011 10:52 PM
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01-18-2011 11:04 PM
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01-19-2011 12:45 AM
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has this thread begun to make sense yet? | |
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01-19-2011 12:55 AM
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01-19-2011 02:07 AM
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I refuse. | |
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01-19-2011 08:45 AM
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01-19-2011 09:02 AM
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The orangutan will require some food. | |
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01-19-2011 09:11 AM
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ok I get it now. | |
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01-19-2011 10:05 AM
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01-19-2011 03:54 PM
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01-19-2011 05:24 PM
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It's a puzzle, but one of those puzzles so bad that you feel worse for having figured it out... like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment. | |
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01-19-2011 09:52 PM
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01-20-2011 05:48 AM
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did you pack a really large dose of suppository for that unfortunate poblem you have and a yellow rubber glove for the customs man to use ? |
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01-20-2011 06:30 AM
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01-20-2011 06:32 AM
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01-20-2011 08:23 AM
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01-20-2011 08:38 AM
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hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm | |
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01-20-2011 09:49 AM
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sunglasses and a straw hat? |
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01-20-2011 09:51 AM
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01-20-2011 09:55 AM
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Couldn't take my stetson or my sombrero | |
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01-21-2011 12:12 AM
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YELLING BABIES | |
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01-21-2011 01:16 AM
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Well, if you're going to pack yelling babies, you might as well pack your sombrero after all. | |
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01-21-2011 09:05 AM
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I see the force is strong with you two. | |
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01-21-2011 10:32 AM
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If you're taking a sombrero, oreos are delicious, you should pack them too. | |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 01-21-2011 at 10:35 AM. | |
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01-21-2011 11:11 AM
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