Randomness thread, part two.

[Warpe]

I just had a staredown with a mouse who came out from behind my monitor to see what I was doing my computer desk. Little fucker.

[BennyLaRue]

I was doing my computer desk.

With the webcam on or off?

Please say off.

[bigred]

With the webcam on or off?

Please say off.

Please say on

[Hawk]

Can you fix my computer?

[wufwugy]

^^Will you not blow me?

[bigred]

Hi, I'm Wufwugy

[Warpe]

Ted's Caving Page, with the story of his discovery in a local cave.

^^^^ read first

Ted the Caver Mystery John's Blog

^^^^ then this

[boost]

Ted's Caving Page, with the story of his discovery in a local cave.

^^^^ read first

Ted the Caver Mystery John's Blog

^^^^ then this

this is a poorly written, but suspenseful story.. its really hard to stop reading. How many pages is the first one total? I kinda wanna just read it all tonight, but I'm getting tired and have to wake up tomorrow..

edit: ok, I just finished... it may be tldr for a lot of people, but the suspense kept me going.

[BennyLaRue]

Ted's Caving Page, with the story of his discovery in a local cave.

^^^^ read first

Ted the Caver Mystery John's Blog

^^^^ then this

Wow, this is long.

Please tell me this isn't the longest shit bricks ever.

[boost]

Wow, this is long.

Please tell me this isn't the longest shit bricks ever.

haha, I was kinda expecting that or something similar myself.. just keep reading though

[Halv]

Stumbled upon a youtube vid by spoon and discovered that he has the coolest accent on ftr.

[wufwugy]

Pretty sure his southern drawl is one of the reasons spoon hates himself

[Hawk]

It's certainly the reason I hate him.

[a500lbgorilla]

Cherry on top for me.

[bikes]

THERE IS NO ENTOURAGE ON TONIGHT AND THERES ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS SEASON.

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Chelle]

bbickes I feel the same way about true blood.

[bigspenda73]

I feel the same way about true blood.

.

[bode]

THERE IS NO ENTOURAGE ON TONIGHT AND THERES ONLY ONE EPISODE LEFT THIS SEASON.

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this season was so fucking terrible

[wufwugy]

i had a dream that me and anne frank were hiding from the grammar nazis

[Hawk]

i had a dream that anne frank and I were hiding from the grammar nazis

fyp

[kiwiMark]

c'mon now obvious troll is obvious

[wufwugy]

it's true tho

at first they were the grammy nazers then i was like wtf r grammy nazers so they turned in to grammar nazis then hot chick showed up and started getting nekid so obv my heart rate jumps and i wake up as usual

[bigspenda73]

Saw an old lady take 90 seconds to realize the car she was trying to get into was not hers.

[JKDS]

Beat: Downloaded the virii lol

Brag: My pc apparently sets daily automatic restore points. fuck ya

[kmind]

Saw an old lady take 90 seconds to realize the car she was trying to get into was not hers.

This reminds me. A year ago my girlfriend and I were parked downtown on the side of the road and for some reason she started giving me head. It's dark outside but pretty crowded as we are near a church in which a service or something is going on. Well, this old guy comes walking towards our car (but it still kind of far away) and I tell her to just keep going. Of course this guy comes right up to my window trying to unlock the door and putting the key in for a good 10 seconds until he realizes it's not his car and just says "Woops! Sorry!" and walked off. I'm still not sure if he noticed what was going on but I thought it was funny. I suck at telling stories.

[Chelle]

sometimes I have dreams where I realize it's a dream, and stuff starts getting weird and creepy, and so Im like FUCK WAKE UP MICHELLE WAKE UP, and bam, I wake up.

Spoon says they're lucid dreams, and I think they're neat!

[BennyLaRue]

Of course this guy comes right up to my window

This is where you busted, amirite?

[kmind]

facial imo

[Hawk]

sometimes I have dreams where I realize it's a dream, and stuff starts getting weird and creepy, and so Im like FUCK WAKE UP MICHELLE WAKE UP, and bam, I wake up.

Spoon says they're lucid dreams, and I think they're neat!

you're doing it wrong. when you realize its a dream is when you can take control and do whatever you want. start flying around or whatever.

[boost]

you're doing it wrong. when you realize its a dream is when you can take control and do whatever you want. start flying around or whatever.

Flying? Seriously? Ygos? Lucid dreaming is for fufilling kinky sexual fantasies and that is all.

[a500lbgorilla]

Kinky sex stuff? What's wrong with you? I can enjoy that any time I want; non-assisted flight is for real men.

[Chelle]

so about 930 at night spoon took me to the store to get stuff to make a taco salad. so so sweet.

also - im going to start trying to be healthy, like eating and stuff.

[BennyLaRue]

so about 930 at night spoon took me to the store to get stuff to make a taco salad. so so sweet.

also - im going to start trying to be healthy, like eating and stuff.

Taco salad /= healthy

[wufwugy]

taco salad = healthy if made to be healthy

[kiwiMark]

c cups ≠ still there if you become healthy

[Jack Sawyer]

FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce


WTF 750 MIL

750

3/4 BIL HOLY

[JKDS]

AH HA! SO THATS WHO THAT CAT IS

/me is now enlightened

[JL]

FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce


WTF 750 MIL

750

3/4 BIL HOLY

This story is from June 30th. And there is no way she got 750mil

[Jack Sawyer]

This story is from June 30th. And there is no way she got 750mil

you mean typical FOX bullshit? then how much did she get?

[BennyLaRue]

taco salad = healthy if made to be healthy

I can guarantee that a taco salad made in North Carolina was not made healthy.

[Hawk]

I have a friend named Peter Griffin who can't sign up for facebook with his real name. I'm sure he could send them copy of his ID or something, but I found this pretty lol.

[kiwiMark]

PlayStation Sensitive Fireman

[kmind]

I have a friend named Peter Griffin who can't sign up for facebook with his real name. I'm sure he could send them copy of his ID or something, but I found this pretty lol.

I have a friend who had brain surgery a few years ago and there are physical damages obviously to his head. Facebook deemed his profile as a joke and deleted it.

[flomo]

people really give their real names to facebook?

[bikes]

the internet has made me an awful person i laffed at kminds friend story

[JL]

people really give their real names to facebook?

Of all the friends I have on facebook (a lot ldo), only one of them uses a fake name.

[wufwugy]

wtf is facebook

[Chelle]

c cups ≠ still there if you become healthy

i know, it makes me sad, but i'm hoping they will stay and the little tummy i have will go away. im so tired of feeling like a fat cow.

[kiwiMark]

post pics now just in case they do go away

[Lukie]

so i played baseball for 15 years (into college, the 1 year that i went), and my first (slow pitch, co-ed) softball game is tomorrow.

i'm right-handed, and was never a switch-hitter in baseball, but i can do things pretty decently with my left as well. for example, i can also play ping pong pretty decently left-handed and can consistently line a soft-ball into right field i'm sure.

so i had this truly random idea about 3 minutes ago, when the other team starts doing a hard shift into left field, i was thinking i would just switch sides in the middle of the bat (i.e. between pitches). if they want to run back and forth every time, so be it, but i doubt it.

if this is likely to be against co-ed softball rules, i will not do this.

if this is against softball etiquette and will make me look like a giant tool, i also will not do this.

what say the legion of softball experts on ftr?

[Chelle]

spoon and i are going to the beach this weekend with my parents, woohoo!

[BennyLaRue]

if this is likely to be against co-ed softball rules, i will not do this.

if this is against softball etiquette and will make me look like a giant tool, i also will not do this.

what say the legion of softball experts on ftr?

I don't know of a rule that says you can't do it, provided you ask the ump for time before leaving the box (or is this cheap beer league with no umps?). I do think you'd look toolish though if this is even a semi-serious league and besides, it's slo-pitch, it's not too tough to hit the other way with power. In fact, it's probably preferable to have them shift on you and then poke it down the RF line, especially if there is a slow chick playing there.

[BooG690]

YouTube - Herding Cats

Cats are the shit.

[a500lbgorilla]

Richard Feynmen explains trees. I shat a physical brick.

YouTube - Feynman 'Fun to Imagine 2: Fire

[a500lbgorilla]

YouTube - Feynman 'Fun to Imagine' 4: Magnets (and 'Why?' questions...)

I'm just shitting bricks all over the place this morning.

[JKDS]

Trees come from the air. Brix Shat

[a500lbgorilla]

And fire is releasing stored solar energy of the wood by combining the oxygen and carbon that the sun's light helped the tree split apart.

[kiwiMark]

Feynman's the man.

"Surely you're joking, Mr Feynman" is a sweet read, too.

[a500lbgorilla]

Linky?

oh It's a whole book and not an internet webpage. I am now interested in reading it.

[wufwugy]

Feynmann is pretty cool, but I might suggest that he's being a little cocky or dense with his tirade about 'why'. He's right, but he's also dismissing that what he said applies to virtually everything. It was kind of a weird rant too because it was about two separate issues attempted to be molded into one i.e. 1) a sort of infinite causality, 2) point of reference

Not to mention, he didn't answer the man's question. Magnetism may be one of a kind with no analogy and gaps in understanding, but there's still a shitload of 'what is happening' that can be explained.

[wufwugy]

okay so for the last three days now, whenever i search on piratebay, i get prompted that theres a virus on the page

[kiwiMark]

Linky?

oh It's a whole book and not an internet webpage. I am now interested in reading it.

Yeah, it's less "head asplot this is how the world works" and more amusing anecdotes from his life, but as you've gathered he has a fun way of expressing himself so I enjoyed reading it.

[kiwiMark]

internet archive saves the day. text copy of the book: "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"

[JKDS]

okay so for the last three days now, whenever i search on piratebay, i get prompted that theres a virus on the page

Same. Im dumb though and ignored it. Lucky for me my comp sets automatic daily restore points.

[wufwugy]

[JL]

Holy crap I can't stop watching!

[wufwugy]

^^^ play this song while watching and shat shall be bricked

YouTube - Benny Hill Theme

[Ash256]

^^^ play this song while watching and shat shall be bricked

YouTube - Benny Hill Theme

lol, too epic

[Chelle]

There was more lettuce but I put it between two of the corn chips and ate the salad like a corn chip sandwich.

But overall I think this is a pretty healthy meal. Even if it isn't, at least it has lettuce in it, haha.

[bigred]

That lettuce is water. Add spinach, mushrooms, peppers, corn, black beans, or a healthy salsa for some nutritional value.

[bigred]

Also, use ground turkey or corn tortillas to make it healthier.

[BennyLaRue]

I can guarantee that a taco salad made in North Carolina was not made healthy.

Rightness confirmed.

[Chelle]

That lettuce is water. Add spinach, mushrooms, peppers, corn, black beans, or a healthy salsa for some nutritional value.

I've never had mushrooms on any kind of salad, however, I do usually add it to my broccoli and put a tiny bit of soy sauce on it.
I am a very plain person when it comes to eating any kind of salad, really. Usually my salad consists of Lettuce, cheese, ham or turkey, and cucumbers when I feel like it.
Also - I don't like peppers, because I'm a weird eater, and I've never heard of black beans.

Also, use ground turkey or corn tortillas to make it healthier.

If the little grocery store would have had some ground turkey I would have probably gotten it, because the taste isnt much different, but I did drain and wash off the hamburger, or well, Spoon did, so it didn't have all that fat in it.

[Chelle]

Rightness confirmed.

:P

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, Chelle, kidding aside, the birthday boy bigred is right. There's a lot of fat, especially saturated fat, and sodium in prepackaged tortillas, the ground beef, cheese and the seasoning. Even so-called lean ground beef has 20%+ fat. Canned refried beans are excellent for fibre but also high in sodium.

Bigred mentioned some great subs, I'll just add that pretty much any lettuce is going to have loads more nutritional value than iceberg. Generally, the greener, the better. There's no good sub for cheese (even low-fat cheese is pretty much just chemicals and oils you can't digest well) just don't load up on it.

It's not necessarily bad to eat this stuff, everything in moderation and all that business, but if you're really wanting to eat healthy, this probably won't help you do that.