My friend is a successful tv director - worked for BBC, Aardman etc - I'm trying to convince him to fly over to you and do a documentary (with me in tow hopefully under some form of expenses scam and doing a 6 week USA drive holiday). In return, I'd like 100 hours of poker tuition from the spoon.

Deal?

(I have no idea what you get out of this. Fame? Public humiliation? A slot on Oprah?)