One time my wife and I were taking a shower together and out of nowhere she was all like "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU", grabbed her lips, aimed and let a stream go all over my leg.

I was like FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBB, and pissed all over her in return.

It was a little hot, but mostly confusing