operation reward myself

[TheLongGrind]

I'm going to get back into poker. The whole legal storm in Belgium concerning online poker seems to have faded away. Only issue is taxes but i assume some clarity will be given later and it's not something a 10 nl donk like me needs to be worried about anyways.

I've always had huge motivational issues when playing , being a good boy grinding nanostakes , and all of a sudden that ' it's just 50 bucks that i turned into 300 let's go big or crash trying' feeling kicks in and obv that always ends up bad.

Not even tilt just boredom usually. So i am a big time gamer , i just love to game , i could do it endlessly. I've been longing to play ' crusader kings II ( and a bunch of other new titles) but i will only allow myself t purchase it when i've reached my monthly goal in regards to volume.

I will measure my volume in hours played/day. A minimum of 4 hours a day for a grand total of 28 hours/ week.

I'll be playing 6 max otherwise i'll get bored. I'm not going to put up any other goals , just play the hours and try my best and i might even actually learn a few pokertricks. I think my game is good enough to properly beat 10 nl. In absolute terms i'm obviously a donk

I 'm curious to see where poker might take me so i'm going to use this approach of buying myself a treat if i have been a good pokermonky.

Crusader Kings II here i come

your liege

[bikes]

good luck. the theme kinda weird but good luck regardless.

[rong]

I share your problem. Skyrim ruined my poker goals for Jan and Feb. Thailand has killed march. I'm all about April now.

[TheLongGrind]

well well seems like i finally got going. played about 5.5 hours today which is a marathon for a punk ass no life like me. Not much succes today though the tables were extremely spewy and every reg seemed to suffer from massive FPS which caused me to play like a skank.

Overall i'm not to worried about my performance i was facing extreme agression from regs/fish and i responded with extreme agression and got stuck in the variance wheel

Almost every reg were turning hands into bluffs on boards that didn't make any sense at all to represent. Fun hand of the day. This weird scandinavian fuck kept calling my 3 bets IP. Anyways the fucker kept check raising flops in single raised and 3 bet pots , not only vs me. flop was something like J52 rainbow and the fucker did it to me again.

By now it felt like he was turning a hand like 88 99 TT into a bluff , he seemed to luuuurv doing that so i called his RR which was retardedly big so we both were committed. I was right he had 88 and my KQ didn't fly high.

Alot of people will usually give you shit for making the herotard call but i felt like if i wasn't going to let my hand ride vs the hand that he showed up with he was going to assrape me all day.

Ihad so many sick situations lol. In hindsight it was jolly fun though i'm down for the day i don't really seem to care much which is a relief. I'm finally enjoying the game like i'm supposed to be.

It's been the weirdest pokersession in my online donklife. I play at ongame and believe me people are batshit insane/passive stations/lagtarded/nits. usually a mix of em all. The weird part was that all the nits were overadjusting and these bitches started to give me shit in position. I couldn't belive it they actually fought back. Stupid bitches , not even thinking about tha raaaaiiinges and just being aggro cuz they wanna rep shit that can't be repped.

This hand was funny. this bitch was being the suck my dick nit that he had been for like 1 k hands. He saw me fold vs a 3 bet like 3 times in a row vs some low life crackwhore nitting it up to get herrself some 5 $ panties. Anyway this bitch figured he could start giving me shit as well so the first time i figured , whatever the bitch is in his mongol QQ-AA raaaainge from the blinds and i folded. Next hand he gave me shit again but now he was in the big blind and i was on the BTN and i felt like raping this fucker with a broom

On Game No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - On Game Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($12.17)
Hero (Button) ($10.26)
SB ($3.90)
BB ($12.82)
UTG ($28.97)
MP ($19.59)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, K
3 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, BB raises $0.80, Hero calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.85) 3, A, J (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.85) J (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

River: ($11.85) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.36 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: $11.85

Stupid bitch first gives off a betsize tell , fucker always 4x oop and suddenly less than 3 x. GTFO dumb cunt.

Then he starts betting like a man while he can't even get the job done in bed. STFU. Then he didn't follow through on river which was predictable figuring his retarded postflop mega gap stats. OMFG he bets FLOP OMFG he BETS TURN , check river. Dickhead's agression factor had massive massive gaps , always 2 barrels and gave up. Awsum.

Tomorrow i'm going to get myself some prisonbitches and play like the boss that i am. peace out , lowlife bitches

PS : IT'S ALL SKILL BITCHEEEEZ

On Game No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - On Game Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($9.85)
Hero (SB) ($13.35)
BB ($9.85)
UTG ($4.72)
MP ($10.04)
CO ($39.79)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
UTG bets $4.72 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero raises $9.29, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.54) K, 8, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($9.54) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($9.54) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $9.54

villain showed JTo

[daven]

i find your analyses of what how villains think entertaining. Not necessarily optimal, but entertaining

[TheLongGrind]

i find your analyses of what how villains think entertaining. Not necessarily optimal, but entertaining

oh yeah that KQ hand was total spew in both cases but i kind of happened to be right. probably dumb luck. I sometimes just go with my read and pray it's right.

The first hand was actually spot on , second hand was monkyspew. First hand he was exploiting me so bad that i felt i had to show up with my naked overs just to send a message. He's a punk reg and a PITA. I don't like to get PITA i like to hand it out myself

[TheLongGrind]

i'm such a degenerate lazy mofo. Lately been playing at ongame. Since i live in a retarded country and don't have alot of options. Bad thing : ridiculous rake. Good thing : ridiculous players. Last fact outweighs the first one. I think i barely played something like 6k hands in a month or so rofl.

whatever. crushed it good so far , running ok helps. Getting it in good helps but actually also winning when the odds favour you can be a joy.

Pokerwise i've been playing nitty.I often outlevel myself that's because i read and watch alot of poker and all the strategy complicated weirdness is definately not suitable for these games. Just some basic range-hand reading stuff a very occasional bluff vs a shitty reg and that's it. There really is nothing more to it. Also helps when donks get it in pre with A6o 100 bb deep.

So so far so good think i deposited like 200$ hardly ever played in a month and now have like 300. whatever. At ongame they got 20 nl tables so i'm aiming for 400$ /20 buy ins.

I swear i will play at least 20 hours from now up to sunday. if i don't i'm going to give a buy in to charity. seems like a constructive punishment


now get to the grind you lazy twat ( me)