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well well seems like i finally got going. played about 5.5 hours today which is a marathon for a punk ass no life like me. Not much succes today though the tables were extremely spewy and every reg seemed to suffer from massive FPS which caused me to play like a skank.
Overall i'm not to worried about my performance i was facing extreme agression from regs/fish and i responded with extreme agression and got stuck in the variance wheel
Almost every reg were turning hands into bluffs on boards that didn't make any sense at all to represent. Fun hand of the day. This weird scandinavian fuck kept calling my 3 bets IP. Anyways the fucker kept check raising flops in single raised and 3 bet pots , not only vs me. flop was something like J52 rainbow and the fucker did it to me again.
By now it felt like he was turning a hand like 88 99 TT into a bluff , he seemed to luuuurv doing that so i called his RR which was retardedly big so we both were committed. I was right he had 88 and my KQ didn't fly high.
Alot of people will usually give you shit for making the herotard call but i felt like if i wasn't going to let my hand ride vs the hand that he showed up with he was going to assrape me all day.
Ihad so many sick situations lol. In hindsight it was jolly fun though i'm down for the day i don't really seem to care much which is a relief. I'm finally enjoying the game like i'm supposed to be.
It's been the weirdest pokersession in my online donklife. I play at ongame and believe me people are batshit insane/passive stations/lagtarded/nits. usually a mix of em all. The weird part was that all the nits were overadjusting and these bitches started to give me shit in position. I couldn't belive it they actually fought back. Stupid bitches , not even thinking about tha raaaaiiinges and just being aggro cuz they wanna rep shit that can't be repped.
This hand was funny. this bitch was being the suck my dick nit that he had been for like 1 k hands. He saw me fold vs a 3 bet like 3 times in a row vs some low life crackwhore nitting it up to get herrself some 5 $ panties. Anyway this bitch figured he could start giving me shit as well so the first time i figured , whatever the bitch is in his mongol QQ-AA raaaainge from the blinds and i folded. Next hand he gave me shit again but now he was in the big blind and i was on the BTN and i felt like raping this fucker with a broom
On Game No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - On Game Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
CO ($12.17)
Hero (Button) ($10.26)
SB ($3.90)
BB ($12.82)
UTG ($28.97)
MP ($19.59)
Preflop: Hero is Button with Q , K
3 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, BB raises $0.80, Hero calls $0.60
Flop: ($1.85) 3, A, J (2 players)
BB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50
Turn: ($4.85) J (2 players)
BB bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50
River: ($11.85) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.36 (All-In), 1 fold
Total pot: $11.85
Stupid bitch first gives off a betsize tell , fucker always 4x oop and suddenly less than 3 x. GTFO dumb cunt.
Then he starts betting like a man while he can't even get the job done in bed. STFU. Then he didn't follow through on river which was predictable figuring his retarded postflop mega gap stats. OMFG he bets FLOP OMFG he BETS TURN , check river. Dickhead's agression factor had massive massive gaps , always 2 barrels and gave up. Awsum.
Tomorrow i'm going to get myself some prisonbitches and play like the boss that i am. peace out , lowlife bitches
PS : IT'S ALL SKILL BITCHEEEEZ
On Game No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - On Game Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Button ($9.85)
Hero (SB) ($13.35)
BB ($9.85)
UTG ($4.72)
MP ($10.04)
CO ($39.79)
Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
UTG bets $4.72 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero raises $9.29, 1 fold
Flop: ($9.54) K, 8, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($9.54) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($9.54) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $9.54
villain showed JTo
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