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  1. #1

    Default I went on holiday

    I went on holiday and I packed

    my swimming trunks
    Normski
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    I couldn't take my goggles
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    I also couldn't take my camera
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    I did take my shirt though
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    what else did I take?
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    Your bloodstream which has been overtaken whole-sale by some strange disease.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Your bloodstream which has been overtaken whole-sale by some strange disease.
    No, I couldn't take my bloodstream.
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    And then you died of the monkey disease.
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    Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline?
    It's moot now. He's dead.

    I didn't see that coming. So young and vital just a few hours ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline?
    nope niether of those.

    I did also take tangerine.
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    I wanted to pack a can of vimto after that but couldn't.

    But i decided to pack an earhair plucker.
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    did you at least pack flippers?
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    If you couldn't pack Vimto could you manage a Sprite?
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    I couldn't pack any of the above I'm afraid.

    After the earhair plucker I wanted to pack a dildo but couldn't, a can of lager but couldn't, some pot but couldn't.

    I did pack rizzla though.

    What next...hmmmmmmmm?
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    cell phone charger ldo
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    An American flag?
    Last edited by Luco; 01-17-2011 at 11:30 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    cell phone charger ldo
    no i couldn't!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    An American flag?
    I did sir!

    Then I wanted to pack some apples but couldn't, couldn't take any pears.
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    That's a shame. I'll pack you a grapefruit and leave you to do the rest of your packing sir
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    wanted to pack Massive Jugs 4 - my fav porn but couldn't.

    Had to settle on Gay Cowboys and their Horses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    That's a shame. I'll pack you a grapefruit and leave you to do the rest of your packing sir
    Why thank you. Seems I couldn't take Gay Cowboys and their Horses after all.
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    gotta take some weatherproof shizzle.

    Not my mac, not my windbreaker. Trechcoat it is.
    Last edited by WillburForce; 01-17-2011 at 11:51 AM.
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    Sounds more like a lucky escape to me
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    im very confused
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    don't be confused - just help me pack.

    After the trecnhcoat I packed my fav teddy Tarka.

    Then off course my anal beads got packed.

    Shame I didn't have the gay porn to watch...

    anything else I should take?
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    Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
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    Did you pack the Church of Scientology?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
    You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
    I was gonna suggest a cheeky gram as a challenge.

    Willbur, how would you rate your chances of getting one through the airport?
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  36. #36
    you're all wrong. (Apart from Luco)

    After my anal beads I packed a spastic.

    Then decided i liked Spoons suggestion and packed cock.
    Normski
  37. #37
    Then you need KY, clearly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Then you need KY, clearly.
    yup, I'll be taking the KY.
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    lol rilla wins ....<3 hunter s thompson
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    I also went on vacation.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    pics?
    no! I didn't have my camera and I couldn't take pics anyway.

    (I'm goona keep keep going, entertain myself. Luco and Benny are good at packing though.)

    Next up I put my favoutite Yoko Ono album in my suitcase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77 View Post
    I also went on vacation.......
    welcome back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Next up I put my favoutite Yoko Ono album in my suitcase.
    The Orangutan you took probably enjoyed this CD
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    The Orangutan you took probably enjoyed this CD
    you're right I took him. Hard to get in the suitcase. Ginger arms all over the place.
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    has this thread begun to make sense yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    has this thread begun to make sense yet?
    It's an old campfire game

    You just have to keep playing until it makes sense
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    I refuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    It's an old campfire game

    You just have to keep playing until it makes sense

    hmmm, sounds like a line straight from pedo bears mouth.


    this thread makes no sense at all, tried to reverse and failed.
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    The orangutan will require some food.

    You can't pack bird eggs, insects, oranges or mango, but nachos are ok
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  51. #51
    ok I get it now.

    you took

    a) a large bomb

    b) a gun aka plan b

    fun game
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77 View Post
    ok I get it now.

    you took

    a) a large bomb

    b) a gun aka plan b

    fun game
    afraid you can't take either of those.

    you could take a silencer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    has this thread begun to make sense yet?
    No, and I don't care what anyone else says.
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    It's a puzzle, but one of those puzzles so bad that you feel worse for having figured it out... like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment.

    I threw up.. just a little, in my mouth.
  56. #56
    did you pack a really large dose of suppository for that unfortunate poblem you have and a yellow rubber glove for the customs man to use ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    did you pack a really large dose of suppository for that unfortunate poblem you have and a yellow rubber glove for the customs man to use ?
    nope - couldn't take that with me.

    I packed rilla though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    It's a puzzle, but one of those puzzles so bad that you feel worse for having figured it out... like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment.
    I think you enjoyed it really, airfist pumped, high-fived the dog and did a little victory dance when you figured it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    I think you enjoyed it really, airfist pumped, high-fived the dog and did a little victory dance when you figured it out.
    I'd let you assume I've figured it out but all I'm doing is sniffing on wisps of foul air.
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    hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

    Well I packed my abacus next.
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  61. #61
    sunglasses and a straw hat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    sunglasses and a straw hat?
    yep. I'll take those.
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  63. #63
    Couldn't take my stetson or my sombrero

    I'll make do with trilby.
    Normski
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    YELLING BABIES
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    Well, if you're going to pack yelling babies, you might as well pack your sombrero after all.
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    I see the force is strong with you two.
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    If you're taking a sombrero, oreos are delicious, you should pack them too.

    And Honey, what is that smell? I think it's coming from the bathroom.
    Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 01-21-2011 at 09:35 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    If you're taking a sombrero, oreos are delicious, you should pack them too.

    And Honey, what is that smell? I think it's coming from the bathroom.
    mmmmmmmm oreos.

    Pack the sanitary towels as well.
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