The idea for this thread is quite simple really, post a hand where you own somebody so hardcore that it makes you laugh.

I need to give credit where credit is deserved. This thread was gabe's idea.

g1u (2:26:28 AM): hey
g1u (2:26:31 AM): start a thread
g1u (2:26:33 AM): in shorthanded forum
g1u (2:26:37 AM): called the pwnage thread
g1u (2:26:44 AM): and just post where you absolutely pwned someone
LuKie StyLe 3 (2:27:19 AM): great idea
My first entry...

(villain is gabe)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($565.90)
SB ($276.85)
Hero ($479)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, K.
Button raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $46, Button calls $34.

Flop: ($94) J, 8, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $80, Button calls $80.

Turn: ($254) K (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($254) K (2 players)
Hero bets $175, Button calls $175.

Final Pot: $604

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Button has 4h 4c (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $604.