From now on people need to stop posting hands where somebody stacks off with top two against bottom set or some other cooler situation. That isn't really "owning" somebody. I would consider owning somebody when you get them to bluff their stack off or get them to make a wild play on you or you induce them to stack off with a weakish hand. I'm tired of seeing standard hands in here, damnit!

This was tonight, both of these against same villain.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($725.78)
Hero ($255.85)
UTG ($196)
MP ($196.30)
CO ($450.49)
Button ($142)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, 8. SB posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, MP raises to $4, 1 fold, Button raises to $15, 1 fold, Hero calls $13, MP calls $11.

Flop: ($46) J, 3, K (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($46) J (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $18, Button folds, Hero calls $18.

River: ($82) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $50, Hero calls $50.

Final Pot: $182

Results in white below:
Hero has 8h 8c (two pair, jacks and eights).
MP has 6c 5d (two pair, jacks and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $182.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($294)
Hero ($197)
UTG ($484.70)
MP ($239.19)
CO ($200)
Button ($197)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, A. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG raises to $8, MP calls $8, 3 folds, Hero calls $6.

Flop: ($25) 8, 4, A (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP bets $23, Hero calls $23, UTG folds.

Turn: ($71) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks.

River: ($71) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP calls $208.19 (All-In), Hero calls $166 (All-In).

Final Pot: $445.19

Results in white below:
Hero has Qc Ah (two pair, aces and eights).
MP has 5c 4d (two pair, eights and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $403. MP wins $42.19.