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  1. #1

    Default Jan Graps

    Started at Carbon

    All 4NL and 10NL

    Major Ass Spew Monkey+FPS+Run Bad+Play bad+Tilt=lose your ass

    Trying to earn 150% FTR bonus and playing too many tables on new site is -----EV and dumb as hell

    Took 3.5 weeks 4-6 tabling to earn $225 in bonus and lost $80 while earning it.

    Heater started at 15k hands do I decided to start spewing again.

    Lesson learned...you dumbass piece of shit idiot.

    So how was your month?

    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

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    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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    all fr. just started playing again after a month and a half hiatus. also all within the last 7 days.

    ?wut
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    quite happy didnt play that much this is all 10nl I have fiterered out the dreadful shot at 25nl


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    Played ~2k hands since I've gotten PT3 installed on this computer.

    +$35 at 4nl/10nl. Mostly 6m, moving to FR on Carbon.
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    +20$ RB, must play more, meh....

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    My graph all f'd because HEM decided to stop importing all my hands correctly. Dunno wtf that's about.

    Anyway,

    ~$300 playing 20 and 50nl
    ~$400 in donkaments
    and mebbe $150 or so in rakeback

    By far the best month I ever had playing poker.

    Must thank Bikes again for all his advice and say if you aren't taking him up on his coaching deal you're too dumb to play poker.

    Here's Tom with the weather.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    All stakes and games (FR and 6m) from 5nl-25nl.



    + a couple fpp boni
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    The graph looks ok until you notice the bit on the far right. This was 100 hands of 50NL where I got totally owned by the deck, including running my KK into AA the very first hand. Welcome to 50NL!

    A similar thing happened when I moved to 25NL, so I'm not too worried. I will give it another go this month.

    I only just about managed to retain Silver Star, so only $10 VPP bonus this month. If the rake I paid on HEM is correct, and if I take into account my VPP bonus, and how many FPPs I earned towards the next cash bonus, it only works out to just over 10% rakeback. I did try iPoker a few times, but there just aren't enough FR games going at the 20NL and 50NL levels. Maybe I need to try some more 6-max or some HU.

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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    2NL



    which meant I was rolled for 5NL



    and thru the miracle of 3Betting, he finally makes some $$$s.

    + $142
    + $10 Bonus
    + a shiny Silver Star
    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickass View Post
    quite happy didnt play that much this is all 10nl I have fiterered out the dreadful shot at 25nl
    So "How Much Did You Lose?" applies here?

    Nice graph
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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    the 25nl shot



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    Sup guys?
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    BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    Played ~2k hands since I've gotten PT3 installed on this computer.

    +$35 at 4nl/10nl. Mostly 6m, moving to FR on Carbon.
    LOL look at this fag.

    Everyone point and laugh at the poor kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickass View Post
    the 25nl shot



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    Only lost 2 BIs. Not too bad. I lost 8 on my first shot at 25NL...in 10 days

    Can't believe that dranger donk is back
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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    Jan grap looks ugly, I'd rather not post

    After hitting 70buyins at 10NL I took a shot at 25NL. Lost around 4, got it up 3, then went down to 8. The bad thing is that after moving down to 10NL the freefall continued and am now down to around 37 buyins

    I'm probably on tilt so I'm taking a short break from poker. Will probably giving it a go again next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiltingdonkey View Post
    Jan grap looks ugly
    dunno, i'd say more creepy, atcherly

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    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop
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    Haha! Wow, he's an actual person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiltingdonkey View Post
    Haha! Wow, he's an actual person.
    Fear him
    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop
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    Very impressive graphs, DoubleJ. I didn't realise the new Stars update allowed 2NL players to install the fold button.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage2100 View Post
    I didn't realise the new Stars update allowed 2NL players to install the fold button.
    o ya. it's in beta-testing
    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop
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    I didn't play first two weeks of January, spent the next two weeks trying to remember how to play poker by donking around at 10nl for ages, then some 25nl.
    Obviously couldn't post this at end of January...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Banned posters can't post graphs.
    my ban lasted a few days - this ban was overturned as per the community thread. Details around the ban are still murky, apparently i'll be told more soon. At least I now know who imposed the (now reversed) ban.

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