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    Will it do that if I drink 5 glasses of Hawaiian Punch?

    Fwiw I do not receive anal.
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    i think getting shot near the colon, and thus causing lots of internal bleeding might do it
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    If this isn't a joke i'd probably go to a doctor.

    If you took some drugs for a cold or something I'd look up side effects, i know pepto bismol can make your shit black (black shit can also mean appenicitus)
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    I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.
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    If it's red from blood you most likely have hemroids. No joke.


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    eating beets can can make your shit red
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    eating beets can can make your shit red
    I thought it made it purple? I wouldn't know because I literally cannot swallow beats. My throught closes up involuntarily and I gag like crazy. My brother can't even smell them without gagging.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    eating beets can can make your shit red
    I thought it made it purple? I wouldn't know because I literally cannot swallow beats. My throught closes up involuntarily and I gag like crazy. My brother can't even smell them without gagging.
    red to purple in color

    makes your pee pink to purple
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    you could be low on fiber. eat some raisin bran.
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    Have you had a close look, and could it be blood? In the off chance this isn't a lame levelling thread and you are actually worried, you should do something about it because if your colon IS bleeding then you need to get it seen to.

    Haemorrhoids or anal fissures are much more likely, though. What happens when you wipe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.
    Is this standard? Because I drink a shitload of grape kool aid (an unheard of amount) and my shit is normal.
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    Rememeber those candies that used to turn your mouth blue but they would turn your shit green? I think they were taken off the market because they caused liver problems or something.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    My medical book has like a flow diagram of problems you have and course of action to take.

    It says if you're crapping red stuff you need to see a doctor within 24 hrs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    If it's red from blood you most likely have hemroids. No joke.
    this is actually true
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    None of you must have kids. The obvious answer is quit taking the Omnicef for your ear infections.
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    You took 2 shits in the span of 3.5 hours?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Ya, I'm full of it
    i see what you did there!!!!!11
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Ya, I'm full of it
    i see what you did there!!!!!11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.
    Is this standard? Because I drink a shitload of grape kool aid (an unheard of amount) and my shit is normal.
    come to think of it, i cant really remember drinking grape kool aid and it doing this, just grape gatorade. idk if that matters really.

    oh, congrats on getting rid of your hemroids trip.
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    One time I ate half of a cheesecake in one sitting and my shit turned white
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    Thread delivers.
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    hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass
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    Default Re: Why is my shit red?

    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    Will it do that if I drink 5 glasses of Hawaiian Punch?

    Fwiw I do not receive anal.
    yes you do, and quit eating 4 bags of flaming hot cheetos every day.
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    I read this title as "Why is my shirt red" and didn't understand the first 5-10 responses. Had I known (aka read correctly) I would never have clicked in the first place (aka folded pre).
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