Why is my shit red?

[lolzzz_321]

Will it do that if I drink 5 glasses of Hawaiian Punch?

Fwiw I do not receive anal.

[will641]

i think getting shot near the colon, and thus causing lots of internal bleeding might do it

[IowaSkinsFan]

If this isn't a joke i'd probably go to a doctor.

If you took some drugs for a cold or something I'd look up side effects, i know pepto bismol can make your shit black (black shit can also mean appenicitus)

[Da GOAT]

Doctor says ''and have you had any anal relations with any men or strapped women in the last few weeks''

''No Doc'' replied trips with a grin

[Jibalob]

imminent death

[bode]

I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.

[Galapogos]

If it's red from blood you most likely have hemroids. No joke.

[flomo]

eating beets can can make your shit red

[Galapogos]

eating beets can can make your shit red

I thought it made it purple? I wouldn't know because I literally cannot swallow beats. My throught closes up involuntarily and I gag like crazy. My brother can't even smell them without gagging.

[flomo]

eating beets can can make your shit red

I thought it made it purple? I wouldn't know because I literally cannot swallow beats. My throught closes up involuntarily and I gag like crazy. My brother can't even smell them without gagging.

red to purple in color

makes your pee pink to purple
cool writing on the snow

[givememyleg]

you could be low on fiber. eat some raisin bran.

[biondino]

Have you had a close look, and could it be blood? In the off chance this isn't a lame levelling thread and you are actually worried, you should do something about it because if your colon IS bleeding then you need to get it seen to.

Haemorrhoids or anal fissures are much more likely, though. What happens when you wipe?

[kmind]

I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.

Is this standard? Because I drink a shitload of grape kool aid (an unheard of amount) and my shit is normal.

[Galapogos]

Rememeber those candies that used to turn your mouth blue but they would turn your shit green? I think they were taken off the market because they caused liver problems or something.

My medical book has like a flow diagram of problems you have and course of action to take.

It says if you're crapping red stuff you need to see a doctor within 24 hrs.

[Lukie]

If it's red from blood you most likely have hemroids. No joke.

this is actually true

[Miffed22001]

Doctor says ''and have you had any anal relations with any men or strapped women in the last few weeks''

Trip then gets life for murder

[Silly String]

None of you must have kids. The obvious answer is quit taking the Omnicef for your ear infections.

[lolzzz_321]

back to normal now

[Galapogos]

You took 2 shits in the span of 3.5 hours?

[lolzzz_321]

Ya, I'm full of it

[givememyleg]

Ya, I'm full of it

i see what you did there!!!!!11

[ensign_lee]

Ya, I'm full of it

i see what you did there!!!!!11

[bode]

I think Hawaiian punch (or red kool aid) can do this if you drink alot of it. Fwiw, when i drink alot of something purple, i.e. grape gatorade or kool aid, my shit turns green.

Is this standard? Because I drink a shitload of grape kool aid (an unheard of amount) and my shit is normal.

come to think of it, i cant really remember drinking grape kool aid and it doing this, just grape gatorade. idk if that matters really.

oh, congrats on getting rid of your hemroids trip.

[vqc]

One time I ate half of a cheesecake in one sitting and my shit turned white

[bigred]

Thread delivers.

[Irisheyes]

hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass

[kingnat]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Trikflow77]

Will it do that if I drink 5 glasses of Hawaiian Punch?

Fwiw I do not receive anal.

yes you do, and quit eating 4 bags of flaming hot cheetos every day.

[swiggidy]

I read this title as "Why is my shirt red" and didn't understand the first 5-10 responses. Had I known (aka read correctly) I would never have clicked in the first place (aka folded pre).