12-17-2014 03:40 AM
#15976
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12-17-2014 10:03 AM
#15977
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Try saying 'Irish wristwatch' repeatedly at a decent volume and speed. | |
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12-17-2014 11:32 AM
#15978
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Red leather, yellow leather... | |
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12-17-2014 11:50 AM
#15979
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I'm going to be in Texas for the holidays. I've never been. What should an uber cool unique New York hipster douchebag like me expect?? | |
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12-17-2014 11:52 AM
#15980
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12-17-2014 12:29 PM
#15981
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12-17-2014 12:43 PM
#15982
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Baytown, which I believe is not too far from Houston? | |
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12-17-2014 12:45 PM
#15983
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Pretty sure this is the right thread for this: | |
12-17-2014 12:48 PM
#15984
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12-17-2014 01:21 PM
#15985
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... well. is it? | |
12-17-2014 01:42 PM
#15986
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Perhaps, if she was planning to massacre the rest of her crew and required a quick means of absorbing the evidence. | |
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12-17-2014 01:54 PM
#15987
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12-17-2014 02:10 PM
#15988
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all i know about tampons is that when i bought my wife ones labeled "super" she was like "how loose do you think i am down there!?". you see, i didn't know that tampon manufacturers spoke in euphemisms. i thought it was all about the absorbency per volume of padding. | |
12-17-2014 03:24 PM
#15989
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12-17-2014 05:19 PM
#15990
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I seriously did not know there were women out there that can't hold in normal sized tampons. I assumed an absorbency per volume thing as well. Actually.. I think that literally is the case lol, I don't think your wife's reaction was warranted. | |
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12-17-2014 05:48 PM
#15991
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well. the super ones are kind of thicker, here in germany anyway. and my wife says they're a little too snug for comfort. | |
12-17-2014 07:30 PM
#15992
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Well, if you don't know for sure, then the professional thing to do is to ask, because WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG? | |
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12-17-2014 07:32 PM
#15993
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well, OMG MY PERIOD IS REALLY BLOODY THIS TIME sounded like super tampon time. | |
12-17-2014 07:34 PM
#15994
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Last edited by oskar; 12-17-2014 at 08:18 PM.
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12-17-2014 08:06 PM
#15995
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12-18-2014 04:14 AM
#15996
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Dammit, that's better. | |
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12-18-2014 07:36 AM
#15997
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lol that's not why I'm single. Do you think this is a reflection of my irl personality? It's me being an internet dick. I'm single because I'm 34 years old and spend my life getting stoned while pissing about on the internet. I have literally nothing going for me. I'm not stupid, I know exactly why I don't get daily blow jobs. But then again I don't have to go to fucking work either, so it's all good. | |
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12-18-2014 08:45 AM
#15998
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12-18-2014 10:58 AM
#15999
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The past several chicks I've been involved with have all used multiple sizes of tampons depending on how heavy their flow happens to be. | |
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12-18-2014 11:27 AM
#16000
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yeah super size tampon doesn't necessarily mean | |
Last edited by aubreymcfate; 12-18-2014 at 11:39 AM.
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12-18-2014 12:04 PM
#16001
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You act like there isn't a world full of women who don't give a fuck that you're jobless, they're just thrilled that you like to have a generally laid-back, stress-free, good time and that you don't insult them or mistreat them. | |
12-18-2014 12:32 PM
#16002
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12-18-2014 03:31 PM
#16003
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"Some strangers are just rapists you haven't met." | |
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12-18-2014 05:19 PM
#16004
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12-18-2014 05:21 PM
#16005
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I don't believe that for a second. Maybe being single us better than your current options for coupledom. | |
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12-18-2014 05:38 PM
#16006
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12-18-2014 05:40 PM
#16007
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movie..Baytown outlaws...fucking stupid..and hilarious.. | |
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12-18-2014 06:11 PM
#16008
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You have to be honest that it takes a lot of hard work, compromise, and forgiveness on both parties to maintain even the best relationship. Throw kids into the mix and kiss your free will goodbye. | |
12-18-2014 06:20 PM
#16009
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Hey dan, how much is xmas costing you? Mine will be under £100. | |
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12-19-2014 02:49 AM
#16010
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Ong, the amount you're spending has more to do with your income than the number of people you care about enough to buy for. | |
Last edited by rong; 12-19-2014 at 03:41 AM. Reason: i was being shitty
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12-19-2014 02:53 AM
#16011
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Also what do kids have to do with anything? Kids aren't something most couples want. They might be something most couples end up with. What most guys I know want when entering a relationship is regular sex and someone to share stuff with which is pretty much companionship although nobody pre couple would use the word. | |
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12-19-2014 03:06 AM
#16012
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Yeah I'd say as much as 90% of parents I know did not plan their kids | |
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12-19-2014 09:41 AM
#16013
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hmm. i haven't spent a dime on my wife this xmas, and she won't either probably. i mean what's the point, it's all coming out of our conjoined finances anyway...? so we should just buy shit for ourselves if we feel like it, imo. or go on holiday. for a long fucking time. man i want a holiday. | |
12-19-2014 09:43 AM
#16014
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i have spent money on wife's relatives however, what a pain. people who i care most about are getting little to nothing from me, just people who i feel "obligations" towards are getting little token gifts. what an absurd world. | |
12-19-2014 10:32 AM
#16015
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I'm lost on what this argument is in favor of. | |
12-19-2014 12:39 PM
#16016
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Most people in relationships long forgot what regular sex is. | |
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12-19-2014 12:47 PM
#16017
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12-19-2014 01:47 PM
#16018
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The point is kids are irrelevant to the value of having a partner. | |
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12-19-2014 01:47 PM
#16019
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Ps I also am drunk. | |
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12-19-2014 02:08 PM
#16020
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I'd say that increased chance of having kids you 'don't want' or 'didn't plan on' is a notable con to being in a couple. | |
12-19-2014 02:19 PM
#16021
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merp. | |
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12-19-2014 02:44 PM
#16022
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12-19-2014 02:47 PM
#16023
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And I'm quite jealous of daven. | |
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12-19-2014 02:55 PM
#16024
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12-19-2014 03:05 PM
#16025
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Furthermore: | |
12-19-2014 03:22 PM
#16026
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relationships are hard work, yes, absolutely but should ultimately be enriching and fulfilling on every level and should make your life undoubtedly better than it would be if you hadn't met that person. that's what the hard work is for: personal growth. the best relationships inspire you to be the best person you can be on your own, and therefore for each other. the frisson should never dissipate completely. i believe relationships die when codependence reaches the point of no return. | |
Last edited by aubreymcfate; 12-19-2014 at 03:30 PM.
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12-19-2014 03:39 PM
#16027
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i feel like i won't be mature enough for a healthy relationship till im 40 |
12-19-2014 03:47 PM
#16028
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Godspeed, Rand Paul |
12-19-2014 03:50 PM
#16029
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Rainer Fucking Rilke ITT | |
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12-19-2014 03:53 PM
#16030
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Plus, why have kids when you can have drugs? | |
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12-19-2014 03:54 PM
#16031
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I totes agree that great relationships are great, too. I'm just saying it's easy to lose sight of other realities when you've picked one. | |
12-19-2014 03:59 PM
#16032
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I was introduced to him by a friend and architect. His teacher told him he had no idea what was good and what was crap, and the first step to knowing the difference was Rainer Rilke. It's a good sales pitch for a dead poet. | |
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12-19-2014 04:05 PM
#16033
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omg, Rilke appreciation & drugs & one of my fav songs to do my loony robot on lsd dance moves to. this thread just got so real. i am so moved. -wipes away tear- | |
Last edited by aubreymcfate; 12-19-2014 at 04:09 PM.
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12-19-2014 04:06 PM
#16034
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Here's the crux of it imo... | |
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12-19-2014 04:10 PM
#16035
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12-19-2014 04:14 PM
#16036
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quick now somebody post any random shakespeare quote so i can point out how it's senseless harblegarble |
12-19-2014 04:15 PM
#16037
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I wish I could remember the speech I gave for my brother's wedding, I opened with "We met when I was zero years old..." | |
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12-19-2014 04:18 PM
#16038
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im forever saddened there was no recording of my speech at my brother's wedding. was dreading it for months yet knocked that shit so far out of the park |
12-19-2014 04:19 PM
#16039
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12-19-2014 04:19 PM
#16040
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Oops MY kingdom for a fucking horse. | |
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12-19-2014 04:20 PM
#16041
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I don't think either of those quotes are right | |
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12-19-2014 04:21 PM
#16042
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YOUR KINGDOM FOR A HORSE |
12-19-2014 04:21 PM
#16043
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12-19-2014 04:30 PM
#16044
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12-19-2014 04:38 PM
#16045
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Really? I think Miller is goading people to find the artist inside them too in that quote. He's referring to what Robert Graves talks about in this awesome interview: "A source in the primitive. In the prerational." | |
Last edited by aubreymcfate; 12-19-2014 at 04:40 PM.
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12-19-2014 04:45 PM
#16046
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My feelings don't go that deep. To me it's an epiphany. When I see someone lay it out better than I could, I work out how he managed it. | |
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12-19-2014 04:45 PM
#16047
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But then again, the things that strike me as awe-inspiring are often not poetry. | |
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12-19-2014 04:50 PM
#16048
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12-19-2014 04:51 PM
#16049
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I couldn't read through the tears | |
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12-19-2014 04:51 PM
#16050
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For you to see something as revelatory and be inspired to want to work out how they managed it, you would have to have the aesthetic experience first. That's how you know that it's something on the level, something that's tapped into the source. You have the "heartache" (perhaps you wouldn't use that word yourself, but that's just semantics -- the heartache in Miller's quote is simply is the aesthetic experience) and consequently you are inspired. Not everyone is inspired to action, of course, but I guess you're just awesome and a natural born arteest. | |
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