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Which do you bang? II {NSFWLDO}

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  • A: bang the "chick"

    2 7.69%
  • B: bang the "chick"

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    Default Which do you bang? II {NSFWLDO}

    Option A, guaranteed has a vagina:




    Option B, guaranteed has a cawk (seriously.. "shes" got a dong..)

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    WHERE ARE WE HANGING OUT THAT THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS?!?!
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    you forgot to vote Mr. Bicycles.
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    this is honestly one of the hardest decisions of my life
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    Going with penis girl.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Going with penis girl.
    this made me lol

    I think I agree
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    B and it's not even close.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    So I think it will be B by a landslide, and I was worried it would go this way. I wonder at what point B is still winning. Like, how high up the 10 point scale can A climb before B stops winning in votes?

    The thing is, there will be a certain point where the "if you didn't know 'she' had a cock, 'she'd' be really hot, but you do know she has a cock" chick will win in votes by a very slim margin, yet A will be totally doable.
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    so fucked up
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    Even if Shrek has a vagina, you know she's not maintaining any level of cleanliness or upkeep down there.
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    B, naturally
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    B, naturally
    Intriguing. There's websites for this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Intriguing. There's websites for this.
    And you know this because...?
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    i'd let b bang me
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    Are we pitching or catching with B? Totally sways my decision. BTW, me thinks it's a tarp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    So I think it will be B by a landslide, and I was worried it would go this way. I wonder at what point B is still winning. Like, how high up the 10 point scale can A climb before B stops winning in votes?
    Here's a more interesting sliding scale: how gay an act would you have to commit to tip the balance to A?
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    More important questions:
    1. Why was a allowed to live?
    2. Where the hell does wuf find these munters?
    3. Is wuf trying to justify some recent very poor decision making?
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    The answer is w/o a doubt B. I would flip that Sh!t over and go back door!!

    Remember, it's only gay if you're on the bottom!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    More important questions:
    1. Why was a allowed to live?
    2. Where the hell does wuf find these munters?
    3. Is wuf trying to justify some recent very poor decision making?
    This one is on boost, broseph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Here's a more interesting sliding scale: how gay an act would you have to commit to tip the balance to A?

    I think almost anything you think of can be justified after you show the pictures.

    "holy shit man, you sucked a cock?"
    "It was either that, or sex with this"
    *shows A and B pictures*
    "oh, well then, carry on.."
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    This one is on boost, broseph
    Whoops! Missed that.
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    looks like we are all gayer than a volkswagen with vanity plates
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    And you know this because...?
    Tasha, honey, there's websites for everything...

    ...except Vampire Secretary porn. Still waiting for that.
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    Yea I see a ton of votes for B but when it comes down to it, I am not sure most would be able to go through with it.

    FWIW, I know for a fact I can't do fat chicks as evidenced by some of my previous posts about the types of women I like. The only thing that sucks though is I am a big fan of the oral arts to put it bluntly, and prefer it to actual pumping out some reps. So these choices are pretty tough for me since B no longer has that option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim412 View Post
    Remember, it's only gay if you're on the bottom!!
    I totally disagree with this. As much as using the word gay bugs me now, I think it's the other way around.
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    Spoken like a true victim of prison rape!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I gotta go for shrek
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    i think i could live with myself more with A. either way id be drinking a lot both before and for a long time after
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    On the real though, at least with B you're trying something new and adding a new experience onto the list - I wouldn't say boffing a tranny is any more fucked up than piss play or the safe word side of bondage..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I wouldn't say boffing a tranny is any more fucked up than piss play or the safe word side of bondage..
    All I'm hearing is that banging a tranny is something I need to try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    On the real though, at least with B you're trying something new...
    Are you saying that A is not a new experience for you? Because personally I've never done it with jabba the hut
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Tasha, honey, there's websites for everything...

    ...except Vampire Secretary porn. Still waiting for that.
    Do you think there is much of a market?

    So here's another consideration. If A and B were asked if they wanted any of you, who do you think would put in a higher bid?
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    ldo

    Anyone interested in seeing Vampire Secretary porn say 'aye'.
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    These guys are talking about it
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    aye
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    On reflection, I think OP my have been leveling.
    'Tis A that comes with added extras and B that is as the Goddess intended her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On reflection, I think OP my have been leveling.
    'Tis A that comes with added extras and B that is as God intended her.
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On reflection, I think OP my have been leveling.
    'Tis A that comes with added extras and B that is as the Goddess intended her.

    no level. I mean.. I have no proof that A is a genetic female, but disturbingly it is a verifiable fact that B started life with a cock.
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    i don't care if it's homo, B for sure.
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    Is it bad that I might consider anal with B over much better looking girls than A??

    Truth be told if I didnt have to touch the dick and barely had to see it I would be more than happy to plow through that

    EDIT: So long as she acted and sounded like a normal girl, that is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    On reflection, I think OP my have been leveling.
    'Tis A that comes with added extras and B that is as the Goddess intended her.
    The Goddess intended her to shove half grapefruits under the skin on her chest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    The Goddess intended her to shove half grapefruits under the skin on her chest?
    Touche.
    Mind you, if he/used grapefruits instead of silicon then it is all organic and that makes it okay, doesn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Touche.
    Mind you, if he/used grapefruits instead of silicon then it is all organic and that makes it okay, doesn't it?
    Yeah but then when you played with them you'd tun the risk of one squirting you in the eye and it stinging something fierce!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Yeah but then when you played with them you'd tun the risk of one squirting you in the eye and it stinging something fierce!

    alternatively if you suckled.. I mean.. who doesn't love freshly squeeze grapefruit juice?
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    A suckling child would get pre-curdled milk. That's a recipe for an emo kid if there ever was one.
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    I'd be surprised if anyone said A
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    this study proves 92% of FTR likes trannys -- and I'm one of them I guess!


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    I think it is the other 8% you need to worry about.

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