Penny Omaha H/L Makes Me Chuckle

They bet and call all the way to the river, then they all open fold!

PokerStars Game #1695526828: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2005/05/14 - 10:18:56 (ET)
Table 'Euphrosyne' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: friartuck842 ($1.71 in chips)
Seat 2: boyRoy ($2.07 in chips)
Seat 3: georgiapoker ($1.93 in chips)
Seat 4: Gizmonot ($10.02 in chips)
Seat 5: 3Bars ($2.59 in chips)
Seat 6: coolmoma ($5 in chips)
Seat 7: dwarfman1990 ($5.54 in chips)
Seat 8: sharkman9 ($2.91 in chips)
friartuck842: posts small blind $0.01
boyRoy: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dwarfman1990 [6h 7s 7h 5s]
georgiapoker: calls $0.02
Gizmonot: raises $0.07 to $0.09
3Bars: calls $0.09
coolmoma: calls $0.09
dwarfman1990: calls $0.09
sharkman9: calls $0.09
friartuck842: folds
boyRoy: raises $0.07 to $0.16
georgiapoker: calls $0.14
Gizmonot: calls $0.07
3Bars: calls $0.07
coolmoma: calls $0.07
dwarfman1990: calls $0.07
sharkman9: calls $0.07
*** FLOP *** [4c Ts 4s]
boyRoy: checks
georgiapoker: bets $0.02
Gizmonot: folds
3Bars: calls $0.02
coolmoma: calls $0.02
dwarfman1990: calls $0.02
sharkman9: calls $0.02
boyRoy: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [4c Ts 4s] [7d]
boyRoy: checks
georgiapoker: bets $0.04
3Bars: calls $0.04
coolmoma: calls $0.04
dwarfman1990: raises $0.10 to $0.14
sharkman9: calls $0.14
boyRoy: folds
georgiapoker: calls $0.10
3Bars: folds
coolmoma: calls $0.10
*** RIVER *** [4c Ts 4s 7d] [5h]
georgiapoker: folds
coolmoma: folds
dwarfman1990: bets $0.20
sharkman9: calls $0.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dwarfman1990: shows [6h 7s 7h 5s] (HI: a full house, Sevens full of Fours)
sharkman9: shows [2d Tc 5c 3c] (HI: two pair, Tens and Fives; LO: 7,5,4,3,2)
dwarfman1990 collected $1.08 from pot
sharkman9 collected $1.07 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.25 | Rake $0.10
Board [4c Ts 4s 7d 5h]
Seat 1: friartuck842 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: boyRoy (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: georgiapoker folded on the River
Seat 4: Gizmonot folded on the Flop
Seat 5: 3Bars folded on the Turn
Seat 6: coolmoma folded on the River
Seat 7: dwarfman1990 showed [6h 7s 7h 5s] and won ($1.08) with HI: a full house, Sevens full of Fours
Seat 8: sharkman9 (button) showed [2d Tc 5c 3c] and won ($1.07) with HI: two pair, Tens and Fives; LO: 7,5,4,3

Hahahaha! This is so funny!

PokerStars Game #1695543163: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2005/05/14 - 10:24:17 (ET)
Table 'Euphrosyne' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: friartuck842 ($1.80 in chips)
Seat 2: boyRoy ($3.43 in chips)
Seat 4: Gizmonot ($9.84 in chips)
Seat 5: 3Bars ($2.37 in chips)
Seat 6: coolmoma ($6.18 in chips)
Seat 7: dwarfman1990 ($4.26 in chips)
Seat 8: sharkman9 ($3.56 in chips)
Seat 9: KaaapX ($1.88 in chips)
3Bars: posts small blind $0.01
coolmoma: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dwarfman1990 [2h 3h 6h Ac]
georgiapoker leaves the table
dwarfman1990: raises $0.05 to $0.07
sharkman9: calls $0.07
KaaapX: calls $0.07
friartuck842: folds
boyRoy: calls $0.07
Gizmonot: folds
3Bars: folds
coolmoma: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [8s Qd 2c]
coolmoma: checks
dwarfman1990: bets $0.36
sharkman9: folds
KaaapX: folds
boyRoy: folds
coolmoma: calls $0.36
*** TURN *** [8s Qd 2c] [9d]
coolmoma: folds
dwarfman1990 collected $1.03 from pot
dwarfman1990: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.08 | Rake $0.05
Board [8s Qd 2c 9d]
Seat 1: friartuck842 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: boyRoy folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Gizmonot (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 3Bars (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: coolmoma (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: dwarfman1990 collected ($1.03)
Seat 8: sharkman9 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: KaaapX folded on the Flop

[Estrop]

Wow, your obviously colluding with them. I am reporting you

[ihategnomes]

Middle cards are the suck in about every H/L split game.

[Fnord]

Middle cards are the suck in about every H/L split game.

Ditto. The problem with that hand is that if you catch a straight, low is almost always taking half the pot away from you. In hi/low games you should be trying to scoop and 3/4.

[Staple Gun]

Wow, that was a sweet bluff to knock coolmama out of the hand. Maybe he got dealt 4 threes and when he didnt hit his 5th on the turn he gave up.