Found this in the Darkest Dungeon reddit. It cracked me up.
Stupid image wont embed.
EDIT: fine. Here's a link to the reddit post which contains the image.
https://www.reddit.com/r/darkestdung..._heir_is_hard/
Hey gmml... what's up with this?
07-25-2018 05:15 PM
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Found this in the Darkest Dungeon reddit. It cracked me up. | |
Last edited by MadMojoMonkey; 07-25-2018 at 06:20 PM. | |
07-25-2018 05:39 PM
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Won't link either. I've been eyeing that game every sale so far. The 25h playtime is holding me back. | |
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07-25-2018 06:19 PM
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25h? What? If you have already played the game and you know all the million things to learn about it to be good at it, then maybe you could complete it in 25h. No way on first playthrough. The learning curve isn't exactly steep, but it sure is high. | |
Last edited by MadMojoMonkey; 07-25-2018 at 06:22 PM. | |
07-26-2018 10:29 PM
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I tried calling a UK company today for work. Didn't go through. Y'all sallys need to fix ur amateur shit |
07-27-2018 02:10 AM
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You made that post at 3.29am UK time. Try again in a couple of hours, shit doesn't usually open until at least 9am. | |
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07-27-2018 06:29 AM
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I'm looking forward to these thunder storms the weather has gone back to being unbearable after a few days of hot but nice. I keep getting tempted to invest in an AC of some sort. |
07-27-2018 06:32 AM
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07-27-2018 09:04 AM
#25808
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8 hours diff between pacific and UK time, Wuffy. | |
07-27-2018 10:33 AM
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Every single fucking person in this country. | |
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07-27-2018 04:02 PM
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07-27-2018 04:06 PM
#25811
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Summer in StL has a couple of weeks that are miserable. Temperatures over 100 degrees F and humidity can spike to 60%+ even when there's no cloud in the sky. | |
07-27-2018 04:29 PM
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07-27-2018 06:59 PM
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07-27-2018 07:02 PM
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07-27-2018 09:30 PM
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I see all the blowsy cunts got their jammies up in the Queen's Wellington. The numbers the UK company listed as valid were not. In barmy speak, the tippy tappy beep beep machine couldn't w0t mate |
07-30-2018 04:58 PM
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So my personal email address is [email protected] |
07-30-2018 05:19 PM
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Tell him at least one wife does appreciate the gesture. | |
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08-01-2018 09:19 AM
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If you're either literate, or not deaf, and you've spent any time consuming any national news source at all, then how the fuck can you justify eating at Chipotle. |
08-01-2018 09:32 AM
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08-01-2018 09:52 AM
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08-01-2018 09:59 AM
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If we assume that Chipotle are cutting every corner and putting you at as high a risk as possible that they can (and I suffer from a stomach issue that puts me at higher risk from food poisoning) if we put the issues that have come out compared to the millions of meals that they serve it's incredibly minor. If there was lots of competition in a place and the food was comparable (chipotle is meh) then I'd eat somewhere else, if I liked the food I'd probably pick there over a lot of other places. |
Last edited by Savy; 08-01-2018 at 10:05 AM. | |
08-01-2018 10:07 AM
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08-01-2018 10:09 AM
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08-01-2018 10:14 AM
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So you're saying that botulism is an acceptable risk to avoid driving 5 fewer minutes. |
Last edited by BananaStand; 08-01-2018 at 10:16 AM. | |
08-01-2018 10:16 AM
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08-01-2018 10:28 AM
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08-01-2018 10:29 AM
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08-01-2018 10:42 AM
#25828
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I hope you get eyeball herpes, cuck. |
08-01-2018 10:43 AM
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08-01-2018 10:57 AM
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I don't get what that means. |
08-01-2018 10:59 AM
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08-01-2018 11:20 AM
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08-01-2018 11:27 AM
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Progress pictures seem to get the most traction? |
08-01-2018 11:55 AM
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08-02-2018 12:14 AM
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08-02-2018 09:03 AM
#25836
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Last edited by BananaStand; 08-02-2018 at 10:48 AM. | |
08-02-2018 10:28 AM
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08-03-2018 09:04 AM
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/08...n-defense.html |
08-03-2018 04:43 PM
#25839
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Zero casualties. Sounds about right. | |
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08-03-2018 08:28 PM
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I've seen so many people ruin their chances of ever becoming proficient at an instrument simply by making retarded choices like picking bassoon or clarinet as their first instrument. So here's some unsolicited advice: | |
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08-05-2018 11:34 PM
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UTG raises to $11. Skanky cunt calls. Another idiot calls. Hero on the button calls with 65s. 4 ways to a flop of 467r. Pre-flop raiser bets $40. Skanky cunt calls for $38 and is all in. Other idiot folds. Hero shoves. PFR folds. Turn 8, River 3. Skank shows QQ. |
08-06-2018 12:31 AM
#25842
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Seriously, I need someone to explain this to me. How could I have handled this situation differently? |
08-06-2018 05:20 AM
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08-06-2018 09:51 AM
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I doubt it. The word cunt is almost exclusively intended to be derogatory toward women but not used to be derogatory toward men. | |
08-06-2018 09:53 AM
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Honestly, I'm sure the courts would be really sympathetic to anyone who gets thrown out of a poker room for calling a woman a cunt. He should take it straight to the ACLU, no doubt. He'll make so much money he'll never have to sit in a dingy casino with other miserable twats again. | |
08-06-2018 09:56 AM
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So instead of being in a poker game with a bad player who was clearly tilting you got kicked out of the poker game. Sounds slightly less optimal to me. |
08-06-2018 10:31 AM
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So this really isn't a complaint about different rules or double standards. And I really don't want to go out on the sexism/misogyny tangent. |
Last edited by BananaStand; 08-06-2018 at 11:51 AM. | |
08-06-2018 10:48 AM
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This is the biggest myth in poker. I've heard so many people say "be nice to the fish or they won't play with you anymore" |
Last edited by BananaStand; 08-06-2018 at 10:59 AM. | |
08-06-2018 12:00 PM
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I've called men cunts. And this sounds pretty ethnocentric MMM. The British and Aussies say "cunt" all the friggen time without it being specifically directed towards women. |
08-06-2018 08:32 PM
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Playing at my regular casino tonight. Just got back from an herb break. I walk in and who do I see...... |
08-07-2018 07:01 AM
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That is definitely not how the word cunt works here in England. It's derogatory to anyone it is directed at. | |
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08-07-2018 07:02 AM
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It's not about sympathy. It's about gender equality. She called him a retard. He called her a cunt. Both should be seen as unacceptable, and both should be given the same punishment. That they weren't shows the casino are willing to allow women to insult men, but not men to insult women. This is sexual discrimination, sympathy or not. | |
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08-07-2018 08:58 AM
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08-07-2018 09:02 AM
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I'm not angry or short tempered when I smoke weed, so it must be making me smarter. | |
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08-07-2018 09:36 AM
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I know you're just trolling here ("haha I fooled you into thinking I'm a retard again"), but 'sympathethic' in this context relates to the judge's tendency to see things in your favour, not about whether he feels sorry for your inability to control yourself. | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 08-07-2018 at 10:09 AM. | |
08-07-2018 09:52 AM
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To be clear, I was only a public asshat. I have no qualms with the casino other than a simple disgust at the dealer being a feminized cuck |
08-07-2018 10:35 AM
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08-07-2018 03:23 PM
#25858
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You're wrong poop. If I get caught smoking weed in public with some cute lady, and the cop decides to bust me but not the girl, then I have a rock solid case of sexual discrimination. I might still get busted for the weed, but I can also sue the police. | |
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08-07-2018 03:25 PM
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The casino would have to argue that the word "retard" is acceptable and the word "cunt" is not. Do they really want to go down that road? | |
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08-07-2018 03:36 PM
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08-07-2018 03:38 PM
#25861
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Oh you want him to pursue this, really? So, who is going to be his witness to this event? Everyone in the casino who was shocked at his douchey behavior and thought he deserved to get kicked out? You think they're going to help him with his (your) stupid case? | |
08-07-2018 03:39 PM
#25862
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I'd demand the cuck dealer gets fired, I get a written apology off the casino, and I get a tournament buyin, the value of which to be negotiated after legal advice. | |
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08-07-2018 03:40 PM
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08-07-2018 03:42 PM
#25864
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It should be noted that had the dealer or the floorman done their job properly and warned the woman that her trash talking had ventured into the realm of unacceptable, this would not have escalated. | |
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08-07-2018 03:43 PM
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08-07-2018 03:46 PM
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08-07-2018 03:49 PM
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08-07-2018 03:53 PM
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fyp. | |
Last edited by Poopadoop; 08-07-2018 at 03:55 PM. | |
08-07-2018 04:09 PM
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My version of the story is exactly how it happened. |
08-07-2018 05:15 PM
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Gimme a break. | |
08-07-2018 05:27 PM
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4) Threaten to sue them for sexual discrimination. | |
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08-07-2018 05:44 PM
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Its too cumbersome to type on my phone while im playing, but MMM, youre friggen nuts. More to come...... |
08-07-2018 05:53 PM
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All of 1-3 are out as wussy, sorry. 3 is definitely more work than the situation is worth. In order of preference, I would: | |
08-07-2018 05:54 PM
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08-07-2018 05:56 PM
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