Oh My God that's hilarious.

We have the gift certificates and bottles of sample restaurant-quality hot sauce too. Somehow I forgot about those.

The time share pitch is priceless. I've never been to the big tourney in Dallas, so I don't know if that's how they do it here too. Yuck. Seems like with this many people in on it and this many bars pouring this many beers you could get a classier act together. Tell your friend to bring his idea to DFW and I'll help launch it.