My job is so boring that today I took the prongs off a plastic fork and taped them to my fingers to create "claws" I had fun and since my co-worker has REALLY long fingernails, I was able to kinda see what it is like to type and such with these freak-nails. (They are also really good for scratching you back)
funniest thing I've read in a long long time. Thanks for the laugh.