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  1. 01-03-2012 02:30 PM #1
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    Default How do I beat better players?

    So this weekend, I'm going to be playing in the toughest live game I've ever played in. Every player that is going to be there (except maybe one) is significantly better at poker than me. My current plan is to get totally eff'ing hammered and gamb00000lll. My reasoning for this is two-fold: 1) why not, 2) it's going to be CAD anyway, which all Americans know isn't real money.

    Would anybody suggest minor adjustments to my strategy?
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  2. 01-03-2012 02:35 PM #2
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    Sometime before the game, you need to find Christ in your heart and pray for da monies. And then pray for forgiveness of your degenerate gambling and drinking lifestyle.
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  4. 01-03-2012 03:11 PM #4
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    Play only suited connectors, and if anyone asks you why..tell them you saw donald negrono do it.
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    play tight J4s or better!

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    and if you dont get that reference than f u

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  7. 01-03-2012 04:38 PM #7
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    i thought it was 93 suited or better. meh
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  8. 01-03-2012 05:46 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Play only suited connectors, and if anyone asks you why..tell them you saw donald negrono do it.
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  9. 01-03-2012 07:23 PM #9
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    Strat is good. Mebbe hire some strippers to give lapdances during the game.
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  10. 01-04-2012 12:34 AM #10
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    Press CTRL + A before you open the tables.

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    If you're serious about winning, find out who's dealing at this game, kidnap, replace with a card mechanic who deals you a hand now and again, you split winnings with 50/50 at the end of the weekend, profit!
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    having studied numerous videos of live play , always have a gun hidden on you but easy to draw. John Wayne never lost a pot with this strategy, although sometimes he did have to fire numerous barrels and occasionally reload.
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  13. 01-04-2012 11:04 AM #13
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    having studied numerous videos of live play , always have a gun hidden on you but easy to draw. John Wayne never lost a pot with this strategy, although sometimes he did have to fire numerous barrels and occasionally reload.
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  14. 01-05-2012 09:51 AM #14
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    suggestions seem reasonable. I will adapt all fo these strategeries and googles this donald guy. He sounds two legit two quit.
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    The best way to beat players who are much better than you is...well you can't. However by choosing not to play with them in the first place you can breakeven!
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  16. 01-08-2012 07:41 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackRain79 View Post
    The best way to beat players who are much better than you is...well you can't. However by choosing not to play with them in the first place you can breakeven!
    You obviously have a wide-set vagene.. I made plays got ludicrously drunks and shipped many pots... rubbing luckboxx and praise donald negrono's skills. all were impressed. shipped moneis.

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    pretty sure the game was rigged. i was taken advantage of by set-up hands. example, dealt J4ss flop J75 turn 8ss river 2x. Lose to 78o! Rigged! This is also an example of the set-up hands that many of the online poker sites use to make their rake greater and let bad regulators and fish win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Play only suited connectors, and if anyone asks you why..tell them you saw donald negrono do it.
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