Randomness thread, part two.

[boost]

Ya, for sure. His quote of his meme was awesome, and the whole thing was far less canned than would have been expected. So I really shouldn't complain. I really think he gets far too much flack. He's got a lot done, considering he has to deal with an immature unwavering congress.

[Chelle]

fml.

neck hurts worse than side at this point. these pillows are too god damn flat. i think i'm on my 5th bag of fluids, mebbe 4th or 5th bag of antibotics.

two hours of sleep, yeah, that's totally enough of sleep. fuck you hospital bed and pillows for being a fucking piece of god damn shit.

i need cuddles.
someone give me some mother fucking cuddles right fucking now, without wanting/trying to put your penis in any of my holes.

[bigred]

[OngBonga]

Poor chelle. What you need is a nice cup of tea and a spliff. And if that doesn't work, morphene. Welcome to lala land.

I don't think cats will suffice.

[Chelle]

So far they've not given me any morphine, but morphine doesn't really do anything for me.

I need human-man-woman cuddles, because even though the wimmenz are soft, they get emotional and needy. Men just get stupidly-retarded.

[bikes]

[Chelle]

i'mma harm you.

[bigred]

Oh internet, you've done it again!

4chan And Reddit Team Up To Make Taylor Swift Perform At School For The Deaf - International Business Times

[wufwugy]

[bikes]

anyone wanna play league? me d0zer and baard rpolly gonna play for a bit.

NA server only obv

[d0zer]

league of legends is the greatest game since super mario brothers 4

[JKDS]

i can play? bronze-silver elo, "Twofer"

[bikes]

accept fr yo

[crazzvette]

[crazzvette]

[kiwiMark]

don't make it all have been in vain!

[crazzvette]

don't make it all have been in vain!

i don't understand what that means , did i do something wrong or did i offend someone by it ?

crazzvette

[crazzvette]

lol . . . . . .
crazzvette

[Chelle]

...What the fuck is going on right now?

[Chelle]

Here, allow me to spam something awesome.

[bikes]

crazzvette try something a little more subtle instead of blatantly spamming in an obvious effort to get the required posts for freerolls.

and since we're posting cool stuffs. her eyes are so ..........

[jyms]

Wrong thread, random boobs are not random. Random would be FTR member boobs. Or FTR members hookup Boobs that had been got.

[bikes]

Wrong thread, random boobs are not random. Random would be FTR member boobs. Or FTR members hookup Boobs that had been got.

a gentleman never tells imo





HUEHUEHUEHUE

[jackvance]

edit: nvm drunken post

[Jack Sawyer]

So I went out and I was with four hot chicks. We were having cocktails, dancing, laughing and like having general fun and shit. The guy who was doing the live singing at the place came to give me a hand and asked my if I was a sheik.

Like a boss IMO

[rong]

If that's true and he actually meant it then that's a seriously cool story.

[Chelle]

This fucking blows.
I'm going to be in here till at least Thursday.

[bikes]

this cover. omg.

[crazzvette]

now this is hot . . . . .



yaaa baby , come to mama , lol .

[Chelle]

....why, in god's name would any woman ever call herself mama when talking about trying to seduce Johnny Depp?

[jackvance]

Because said woman wants to have his babies, which makes her a mama.

[crazzvette]

Because said woman wants to have his babies, which makes her a mama.

seriously . don't tell me you don't think hes great looking , and having a child with him would make us finacially set for life , lol .

crazzvette

[Chelle]

.....Uh, you realize how much of a gold digger that makes you sound like?

Sorry, great looks does not equal great personality or someone to have a child with.

Gtfo w/ your gold-digging ways, it's in no way attractive.

[jackvance]

seriously . don't tell me you don't think hes great looking , and having a child with him would make us finacially set for life , lol .

I like him as an actor, most of his films are good (except the one where he sings, stepped out of the cinema), sometimes he completely MAKES the movie, like in Pirates. He's an attractive man ofcourse, but that is not for me as a male reason to like someone just based on that

.....Uh, you realize how much of a gold digger that makes you sound like?

Sorry, great looks does not equal great personality or someone to have a child with.

Gtfo w/ your gold-digging ways, it's in no way attractive.

In reality it has more to do with genetics. Every woman (you too) strives on a subconscious level to be impregnated by the best male she can get. But we can't peer into someone's genetics so our brains use heuristics to find genetically fit mates. And Johnny Depp is probably very high up there.

[bikes]

sez the guy who's mom remember's the names of his one night stands.

[Chelle]

....Then I suppose it's a good thing that I don't go around trying to figure out which hot/rich guy is goin' to knock me up.

Mebbe my genetics are fucked, either way, GG for me.

[jackvance]

sez the guy who's mom remember's the names of his one night stands.

I deleted that post, total abuse of admin powers :P

[bikes]

no i read it before you went all 'edit drunk post' on it

was a great read imo. ONLY REGRET WAS I DID NOT QUOTE IT

[Chelle]

While in a hospital bed, connected to my retarded r2-d2 IV pump, I just giggled.

Priceless.

[bikes]

so everyone has seen my tits. follow suit imo.

[jyms]

Chelle, any hot nurses yet? Any that you would like to sponge bath?

[Chelle]

One nurse I found attractive, and also I think she might be slightly masochist, she clamped off the IV, forgot about it, retarded r2-d2 pump went all derpy beep on me, had to call her back in, thats when we realized she didn't un-clamp it.

Next few minutes sucked, and she was like hahaha, oh, I should have told you about the pressure that was going to cause.

Thats when I decided I was in love.
I hope she works soon <3

But, sponge baths? sry no.

[wufwugy]

having a child with him would make us finacially set for life

no better way to prove that you are indeed a girl

[supa]

LOL

[rong]

Man, as I guy, even I can understand the Johnny Depp thing, dude is super cool and blatantly, annoyingly good looking, but at the same time incredibly likable.

[bikes]

[Chelle]

is it confirmed i'm no longer a female/girl now?

since like, i wouldn't even considering reproducing with a dude based on money?

hell, i've fixed it to where i won't reproduce ever.
and i know how to cook sandwiches, i'm the fucking shit.

but yeah, johnny is hot and seems chill, and i'd bone him based on those things, money part? meh, idc.

[Jack Sawyer]

She take my money, well Im in need

[Jack Sawyer]

If that's true and he actually meant it then that's a seriously cool story.

True story. I wasn't dressed like an Sheik or anything, he just obviously made reference to the harem.


In other news, this is probably the single most baddass thing I've seen all week.

[lolzzz_321]

Alison wins. Not even all that close.

^^^^^^

[Chelle]

....Y'alls stupid.

[Jack Sawyer]

Marylin Manson vs. Massive Christian

[bikes]

[03:31pm] [bikes] attention fuckers
[03:31pm] [bikes] i gave blood today
[03:31pm] [bikes] be nice to me

[bikes]

body butter op.

[bigred]

Spent the morning unsubscribing to the hundreds of groupon, clothes, ebay, etc emails I get everyday. My inbox was getting out of hand but I'm trying to take it back one email at a time.

[boost]

Spent the morning unsubscribing to the hundreds of groupon, clothes, ebay, etc emails I get everyday. My inbox was getting out of hand but I'm trying to take it back one email at a time.

I need to do this soon.

[rong]

I just change email provider every year or so.

[Chelle]

...I just delete everything unless I know who it's from.

[OngBonga]

crazzvette makes chelle look sane.

How she does that idfk. But she does.

[Chelle]

I'm sane.

It's the other dozen or so pieces of myself you might have to worry about though.

also brb being a gold digging cunt with no morals.

[OngBonga]

Come play WW with us chelle.

[Chelle]

i don't play video games, is it a video game?

[OngBonga]

Nah not video game, funnily enough I thought it was related to World of Warcraft before I actually had a look.

It's a nerdy forum game for those of us who spend too much time on the internet.

Werewolf Village

[wufwugy]

i don't play video games, is it a video game?

Dude you would probably be hard as shit to play against. Which is a good thing. For you

Plus you get to post all you want and lie to people all you want

[jackvance]

It would be like having another bigred we can't read!

[rong]

So today o bought a chocolate bar, just a regular cadbury bar, 120g, and I left it in the car for most of the afternoon. It was a hot day so when I got back in the car it was completely melted, practically like a bag of milk. I didn't try to open it til about 3 hrs later.

When I did, it had solidified again, but as it was still in the packet it pretty much kept its shape. I went to snap a bit off and it was still really soft as its a warm evening. It was so soft it was awkward to break, so I got q knife and fork out and ate it like a meal which was kinda weird but also kinda cool and I really liked it.

Tl;dr I ate a chocolate bar with cutlery and it was awesome.

[eugmac]

cheap chocolate needs to be refrigerated to taste decent imo.

[rong]

I hate refrigerated chocolate, too brittle.

[eugmac]

CHOCOLATE DEATHMATCH

[rong]

I'm bringing a toblerone!

[OngBonga]

I eat at least one lion bar a day. They're on offer at Nisa, 4 for a pound. I count three discarded wrappers strewn around the room. And an empty can of sprite, an empty box of cherry bakewells, and two aluminium pie trays turned into ashtrays.

[BooG690]

So today o bought a chocolate bar, just a regular cadbury bar, 120g, and I left it in the car for most of the afternoon. It was a hot day so when I got back in the car it was completely melted, practically like a bag of milk. I didn't try to open it til about 3 hrs later.

When I did, it had solidified again, but as it was still in the packet it pretty much kept its shape. I went to snap a bit off and it was still really soft as its a warm evening. It was so soft it was awkward to break, so I got q knife and fork out and ate it like a meal which was kinda weird but also kinda cool and I really liked it.

Tl;dr I ate a chocolate bar with cutlery and it was awesome.

How do you eat it? With your HANDS?

There's nothing that hasn't been done on Seinfeld.

[Chelle]

Dunno what the fuck I'm doing, but joining the werewolf shit.

If anyone whiteknights for me, I'm calling you a faggot, and laughing in your god damn face.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'd whiteknight for fucking eugmac before I'd even consider whiteknighting for you.

[Chelle]

who the fuck is eugmac.