Operation Poast handz und descrieb butthurts

[dudeman]

So this is really just my own little thread to keep track of my poker playing, and bitch about things one bitches about, as well as post hands for advice.

Introduction: I started playing srs bsns pokar like 4 months ago, and have lost a lot of manies from then because of fail br management, playing poker as a source of cash and not as a game (makes a lot of difference in my mind) and lastly playing more when I'm tilting/under the influence of drugs. My winnings graph would look pretty crazy as it would be sort of like waves: rise up a little bit, get cocky and move up stakes, then play while tilting/blazed and loose all that I made. I'm gonna try and keep my poker play consistent and not fucking move up stakes when I'm on a heater.

we'll see how it goes, will update every couple days or so.

[bikes]

the title appeals to me so i'll read this prolly. your starting story is v close to mine as well except the influence of drugs.

[Shotglass]

GL.
Yeah, that's a prety grabing title...I'll prolly be reading as well.

[dudeman]

So I have decided that I am going to be playing rush poker 6-max because, due to my extremely large hand sample (400 hands) I obviously am really good at it as I have a 75bb/100 hands win rate. (sarcasm) But I will be trying to play Rush Poker 6-max profitably, because it is basically just a cluster fuck of short-stacking feesh and deep-stacking feesh, who think that, because there are 3 less players than FR, shoving with Q8o is profitable (obviously micros).

I put up a piece of paper on ceiling which says "$1000.00$ 105 days @FTP" because I heard somewhere that viewing your goal and thinking about it can make it much more likely to happen. Of course, making a tausandt greenbacks playing 5NL rush poker is like trying to fuck yourself in the ass, so it's just a goal to provide inspiration as well as motivation.

6-max rush is basically like a 2NL FR nitfest, which is pretty loose rush-poker wise. A lot more fish with under 100bb stacks though, so I plan to color code them red for dead when they shove their pocket 9's on a 24Tr board thinking my strong preflop 3-bet and pot sized flop bet is all just a bluff, because, I mean, the odds are 50-50 rite? yu eider win or u loos ror

I think I'll start a Butthurt hand of the Day (BhHotD) series, here's the 1st one of the series

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG IsaCesta ($1.73)
UTG+1 troglodirty ($5.14)
CO deadtime ($6.56)
BTN KevinLTK ($7.74)
SB PPP777AA ($5.41)
BB Anatoliy_vrn ($6.30)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 6 players) KevinLTK is BTN
IsaCesta raises to $0.15, 2 folds, KevinLTK raises to $0.45, 2 folds, IsaCesta goes all-in $1.73, KevinLTK calls $1.28

Flop: ($3.53, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($3.53, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($3.53, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $3.53
IsaCesta shows a straight, Ace high

KevinLTK shows three of a kind, Kings


IsaCesta wins $3.30 (net +$1.57)

KevinLTK lost $1.73

KK
WHY U NO WIN

[Openside]

KK
WHY U NO WIN

Hahahaha.

[Imthenewfish]

im pretty sure u have another account on ftr and idk why you're on this one but anyway glgl

[dudeman]

im pretty sure u have another account on ftr and idk why you're on this one but anyway glgl

I do, but I'm trying to have an account name that I'll use both as my Poker username and FTR username, and I like "dudeman" because it's what I adress everyone as.

[dudeman]

[scott_owen]

I do, but I'm trying to have an account name that I'll use both as my Poker username and FTR username.

many poker forum/education sites were targeted last week for username/password theft. I'm not assuming that you're crazy enough to use the same password on a poker site as on a forum but this is still not the safest of ideas.

I think FTR was targeted, theres a warning post in the feedback forum.

[dudeman]

many poker forum/education sites were targeted last week for username/password theft. I'm not assuming that you're crazy enough to use the same password on a poker site as on a forum but this is still not the safest of ideas.

I think FTR was targeted, theres a warning post in the feedback forum.

I do not use the same password for forums as I do for other types of accounts.

On/off-topic: Does anyone notice that Obamas glasses go over his ear, and not inbetween his temple and his ear like normally? lolwat

[Donachello]

I believe it's called poor photoshopping

[dudeman]

I believe it's called poor photoshopping

mhm hmm


Got 15$ rakeback today for just 3 days worth of rake, and if I play well multi-tabling 6-max rush, I can get assloads of rakeback

[dudeman]

So a lot has happened recently.

Last night I won a donkament and came 5/114 for 30$ when buyin was 2$, so my BR is now at almost 100$. I will be moving up to 10NL when I have 15 buy-ins for it, but will not move up to 25$NL until I have like 500$ because I've been playing 5NL for quite a while now.

I did some rakeback calculations, and I has some pretty nais return just from 2-tabling 5NL rush:
Playing 2 tables of 5NL Rush will get me round 1.15$ of rakeback per hour(27%). I play an average of 3 hours a day, so that's 3.45$ a day. My RB is made during 6 days of the week (for some reason) so I make 3.45$ x 6 = 20.7$ weekly rake, which equals 82.8$ monthly, which is not that bad for just rakeback. Playing more tables and moving up stakes would also have a crazy-ass effect on my RB, so chyeah.

I will sooner or later be making a long post with all of my thoughts about 6-max rush. I notice tons of things about it but always forget them, so I'll be keeping my notepad out to write stuff so to remember it.

I apologize for my unbutthurtedness, I'm running pretty well right now. I'm at 120$, and was at 20$ 4 days ago.

[dudeman]

well,

I was in the midst of writing a pretty big post this morning. And then I felt this burning feeling in my gooch, and so due to the chaotic fear of the possibility of having a UTI, somehow I just lost all of it. so yeah, lessee do it quick!

SO: was at 150$, went down to 69$, am now at 90$ not incl. rakeback, which is 60$ and will be paid to me in the next two fridays. Fucking butthurt downswing sucked dick, so much bad beats, but I managed to remain stoic enough to not tilt during my sessions, so I'm proud of that. I've taken to 4 tabling now, and as long as I break even I'll be shoving dollars up my ass just out of pure joy in the (near?) future.
woop woop