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    Default March Giraffes

    Been a while since I started one of these and I may or may not be done for the month. Just locked in Gold IM on FTP tonight and I might take a couple days off before my 21st and get back on it hard on the 2nd or 3rd of April.

    Anyhoo, all hands at 25nl and 50nl this month:




    25nl this month:




    Table prawfits: $334
    Rakebackz: $101.97 (plus whatever comes this friday on the 1st, ~$20-30)
    Gold IM: +$75 (in june for MOTY Bonus)
    Donkaments: ~+$45

    Total: ~$576

    Good to be back!

    Here's to 50k+ hands in April!
    Last edited by Roid_Rage; 03-29-2011 at 12:28 AM.
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    GL bro, just so you know your SN is at the top of the graph still.
    [20:19] <Zill4> god
    [20:19] <Zill4> u guys
    [20:19] <Zill4> so fking hopeless
    [20:19] <Zill4> and dumb
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    there's still time for another 20k++ hands in march...
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    I'm going to be putting in a lot of hours in April and I have some stuff I have to get around before my 21st birthday on Friday and I'm starting a new job tomorrow and thursday so I figured I'd put an early end to March since I exceeded my expectations for the month anyways. *shrug*

    If you want to put in another 20k hands, by all means do so. I got other shit to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    I'm going to be putting in a lot of hours in April and I have some stuff I have to get around before my 21st birthday on Friday
    Your b-day is April 1st? You, sir, are God's April Fools joke on the world.
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    Ha Ha ...Nice one, But I have heard somewhere if you are Born on First April you will be doing good Business in your entire life...May be it is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dag_Arbisa View Post
    Ha Ha ...Nice one, But I have heard somewhere if you are Born on First April you will be doing good Business in your entire life...May be it is true.
    you've never met this dustin character, have you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roid_Rage View Post
    I'm going to be putting in a lot of hours in April and I have some stuff I have to get around before my 21st birthday on Friday and I'm starting a new job tomorrow and thursday so I figured I'd put an early end to March since I exceeded my expectations for the month anyways. *shrug*

    If you want to put in another 20k hands, by all means do so. I got other shit to do.
    have a great few days!!
    i was laughing at my volume for the month, and the fact that i need to somehow get in another 20k hands to even meet my expectations. Exceeding ain't looking likely...
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    All 50nl rush, plus another $400 from rush on my phone while on my lunch break at work. Actually had a day where I earned more in my lunch break than I did from work that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    you've never met this dustin character, have you?

    Haha, nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    Your b-day is April 1st? You, sir, are God's April Fools joke on the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    Your b-day is April 1st? You, sir, are God's April Fools joke on the world.
    Baaaaaahahahahahahahah!
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    march ended today so here is my play. just 8 days cause i just bought PT3 and moved to 10nl.... hopefully april gonna be w/ much more profit and half way to 25nl

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    30k hands in 8 days? Is that rush? If no that's some grinding.
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    Total graph, ran like ass for the first two weeks and took failed shots at HU lulz.


    post deposit graph for final two 1/2 weeks.


    70K+ hands in April, shooting for 100K but with school, work, and sports it might be a stretch.
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    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Meh
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    Last 4k hands are at 50nl. Also cashed in 25k fpp bonus for 300. inb4 busto. Cause I have never posted a good graph and then had a good month. Let's tempt fate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    30k hands in 8 days? Is that rush? If no that's some grinding.
    30k in 30 days is nothing.
    [20:19] <Zill4> god
    [20:19] <Zill4> u guys
    [20:19] <Zill4> so fking hopeless
    [20:19] <Zill4> and dumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyPoker View Post
    30k in 30 days is nothing.
    wat
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    1k per day is legit volume if you're not playing 6+ tables or Rush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyPoker View Post
    30k in 30 days is nothing.
    30k in 8 days is something.
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    Super low volume the first week then upped volume and ran like death the last few days. EV is all to shit, moan, moan, etc
    this is mostly at da fiddies, some 100, some 25.
    Cleared a tonne of bonus, up around $500 playing mtts, etc.
    April gonna be huge!

    Last edited by daven; 04-01-2011 at 12:18 AM.
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    low volume for me

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    no giraffe, like ~500 playing small stakes PLO and hu sngs

    gotta learn to grind again
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    25NL 6max


    50NL 6max still a work in progress...
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    Smith I'll trade playing lessons for grinding lessons
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    Smith I'll trade playing lessons for grinding lessons
    I keep pretty strict daily/weekly goals...

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    Mostly 50NL

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    i think the first ~30k hands were played under the influence of cool runnings.



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    ^wp
    [20:19] <Zill4> god
    [20:19] <Zill4> u guys
    [20:19] <Zill4> so fking hopeless
    [20:19] <Zill4> and dumb
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    all 25nl except the last 2.5k hands are 50nl

    2k hands at FT 25nl ~ -$50
    ~$95 in bonus and RB

    = ~ $385
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    L_Clang_Mang wins for most awesome giraffe so far imo
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    Just me or can others not see Raz's graphs either? Obv. some can see them. I noticed in a previous post of his i couldnt see them either. Everyone else's are fine.
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    #1 I can see Raz's graph
    #2 Nice volume for a lot of people
    #3 Chatzilla niiiiiiiiice hope that stats thread helped
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    make or break April

    either I put in a lot of volume or I go back to the real world

    17 hours in - zero hands played, but I've only been awake for 2 hours
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    Moved up to 10nl and I did pretty well to start out with. So well that I decided to add more tables, and then I began to lose, and decided to add even more tables, and that's bad. Last little upswing at the end I played fewer tables. Lesson learned.

    Also got quite a few bonuses.
    $40 from reload bonus, $10 from stellar rewards, and $22 from 235FPP 6mans.

    Still pretty good first month at 10nl despite my foolishness.
    Last edited by JR9477; 04-01-2011 at 10:43 PM.
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    I haven't seen any losing graphs this month. This is the closest so far.

    10NL
    $20 + $10 stellar reward.

    Explain...what I do for a living without saying "I make monies in da 600 enels by pwnin' tha donk bitches". Instead I say "I'm a online financial redistribution broker". - Sasquach991
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    switched to 10nl 6max for the majority of the month.

    Lots of work to do!
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    nice job harley. If I remember correct last month or maybe the month before your graph wasn't too great so good rebound


    All hands:


    Just 25NL, both rush and non rush:


    Tried RUSH for the last ~week of the month. Love how much volume you can put in 4 tabling. Need to work on my rush game I think. Not sure I'll make the switch permanent, will prob do a combination in april.

    Had another fail shot @50NL. Will wait longer for the next one so that I have a large enough br to withstand negative variance.

    All in all, not too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    make or break April

    either I put in a lot of volume or I go back to the real world

    17 hours in - zero hands played, but I've only been awake for 2 hours
    I learned so much from you when I first started this game pertaining to my fundamentals. I wish you the best of luck sir!
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    Solid Muzz
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    Muzz that graph gave me wood! So sexy!!
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