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  • Never. Gross. I'm also a faggot

    4 7.02%
  • Beer goggles = great success

    16 28.07%
  • I'm neutral. Not homosex, not a hater, but just not my type (okay I'm kinda gay)

    6 10.53%
  • I actually like women like her better than most spoiled skinny whores

    23 40.35%
  • Chubby chicks rule! Props to my browugy!!

    8 14.04%
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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    When I saw the pics, I was confused why this was up for debate because I can't imagine that anyone on this forum could say no to her. Or any straight male really.

    It would be more interesting to post an incredibly skinny girl with a nice face and like no boobs or ass, IMO.
    errr



    this isn't pointy elbows or whatever other craziness that OOT members use to demote legit 9s and 10s into 6s and 7s. this is like 6 handfulls of blubber on the stomach.

    imagine if she was sitting down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Nice edit)
    I didn't wanna blow my chance!
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    and my new year's resolution is to be nicer

    perhaps it should be to edit faster
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    There's rather enormous negative stigma for men to be attracted to women who are considered not thin. Just like how Lukie said he would never hear the end of it, when in reality the chick is really hot
    i agree with you until the point where you say 'when in reality the chick is really hot'.

    overly skinny girls i don't find attractive, but she also shouldn't be at risk for imminent heart failure and i shouldn't be at imminent risk of getting eaten.
  5. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    It would be more interesting to post an incredibly skinny girl with a nice face and like no boobs or ass, IMO.
    You mean like Natalie Portman? Already did that. That shit is gross. I think jyms had to go to the doctor

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  6. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    i agree with you until the point where you say 'when in reality the chick is really hot'.

    overly skinny girls i don't find attractive, but she also shouldn't be at risk for imminent heart failure and i shouldn't be at imminent risk of getting eaten.
    Hotness is not exclusive to a flat stomach. While I don't like her stomach that much, there's extra flesh in other areas that is actually nice in a way that cannot be had by a thin girl
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    we agree on the overriding points here, but your threshold for ideal, preferred, and acceptable fatness is moderately higher than mine.
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    how much do you think male genetics has to do with this? maybe certain body types tend to be more attracted to each other and that could explain the difference?

    for reference, i'm 6'3, longish limbs, ecto-meso type build, no fatties in my family male or female. also most people in my family engage in some type of working out/exercise and i've been exposed to that for a long time, but that's probably more of a sociological influence.

    thoughts?
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    my vote for great face no body is Keira Knightley

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    yeah, she's way too skinny but i still find her more attractive than the girl in the OP. plus it's a lot easier to fatten up a little than it is to lose weight for most people.

    pic is a shame though because she would have some really awesome hips if she were a little heavier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    how much do you think male genetics has to do with this? maybe certain body types tend to be more attracted to each other and that could explain the difference?

    for reference, i'm 6'3, longish limbs, ecto-meso type build, no fatties in my family male or female. also most people in my family engage in some type of working out/exercise and i've been exposed to that for a long time, but that's probably more of a sociological influence.

    thoughts?
    It's hard to say because both nature and nurture play pivotal roles in many sexual preferences. I didn't know I liked black girls until I liked black girls, that type of thing. Or like I knew I liked big tits, but didn't like them nearly as much as I do now after all the nurturing of that attraction I've done. I thought I only like petite girls until I fell in love with a voluptuous one. I thought I would never like chubby girls until I saw one I thought needed to be squeezed.

    The way I would describe it is that we have specific genes, but a rather wide and often unknowable range of development those genes can take. This is true for most things too. Humans are all so incredibly genetically similar to each other, yet we seem to have such variety in who we are. I think the best way to explain that is environmental factors molding genetic expression (also the exact same genes/environment themselves probably has a variety effect anyways)
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    When I saw the pics, I was confused why this was up for debate because I can't imagine that anyone on this forum could say no to her. Or any straight male really.

    It would be more interesting to post an incredibly skinny girl with a nice face and like no boobs or ass, IMO.
    +1

    I believe, generally, that most guys are either "Ass Men" or "Tits Men". I asked Andrew once and he said "Assman" faster than you can blink. If I was going to be with a girl, she'd need to have nice tits, but an ass that you can squeeze is crucial, too. My final answer?

    Ass > tits.
  13. #88
    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    +1

    I believe, generally, that most guys are either "Ass Men" or "Tits Men". I asked Andrew once and he said "Assman" faster than you can blink. If I was going to be with a girl, she'd need to have nice tits, but an ass that you can squeeze is crucial, too. My final answer?

    Ass > tits.
    I'm a tit man to the nth degree. Like you don't even know. But tiny tits are acceptable whereas no ass is completely unacceptable. I would say that tits are more of a luxury while ass is a necessity
  14. #89
    That's probably a large part of the choices we make. I am an ass man by far. I don't care about tits, big or small, I'm spending minimal time that far above the waistline anyway. I think most tit men (and women) don't mind the curvy, chunky, BBW's because of the bigger, natureal tits. I've found for me, the leaner, skinnier, or more muscular types to have better looking "whatever you want to call them's" and tend to be more sensitive in the tits as well.
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    is this thread a level?
    that chick is nast.

    however, id bang the shit out of keira...ldo
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    I'd rather bang a Lane Bryant model than a 10 year old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm a tit man to the nth degree. Like you don't even know. But tiny tits are acceptable whereas no ass is completely unacceptable. I would say that tits are more of a luxury while ass is a necessity
    That's awesome, it's exactly what I've always said. Great tits are better than a great ass. But an ass that's bad is a deal breaker where as tits aren't.


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  18. #93
    I'd hit it and wouldn't think twice. Cute chubby chicks are the bomb. Any straight guy that woudn't give that some lovin needs to get the pole out of their keester.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm a tit man to the nth degree. Like you don't even know. But tiny tits are acceptable whereas no ass is completely unacceptable. I would say that tits are more of a luxury while ass is a necessity
    So at the end of the day, you can bang a girl with an amazing ass and minimal tits, but you can't bang a girl with nice tits and no ass. Therefore, the ass is still more crucial. When you're doing doggy style, it's your scenery, baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm a tit man to the nth degree. Like you don't even know. But tiny tits are acceptable whereas no ass is completely unacceptable. I would say that tits are more of a luxury while ass is a necessity
    i'm pretty much backwards. i consider myself an assman and tend not to care too much about how big/small the tits are, but a flat chest is pretty much unacceptable for me. i can handle no ass even if i obviously don't prefer it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    i'm pretty much backwards. i consider myself an assman and tend not to care too much about how big/small the tits are, but a flat chest is pretty much unacceptable for me. i can handle no ass even if i obviously don't prefer it.
    This exactly... I dont wanna bang a flatboard. But NO ass also sucks, so I guess I need the girls to at least have substandard tits AND ass (like, a 3 tits and a 4 ass is better then a 9 tits and a 1 ass)
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    oh and I am snap-hitting pic in OP, im sticking my dick anywhere it'll go on her... under bellyfat, in armpit, behind knee, etc

    lol
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    random tidbit

    if you ever meet a questionably sized girl on facebook or whatever, look at the kinds of pics she has.

    if she's a secret internet fatty, she'll have a lot of the ones like 3 and 4

    if she is in legitimitely good shape, she will have many pictures that undoubtedly prove it
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    wow 7.55% of FTR are gaymos
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    You guys make me laugh. That chick could give you a boner? I'd have to close my eyes and think of Keira Knightley.

    SO who here would be up for a threesome with this fat chick and DTB's av? I think I could get into that after a few beers, just for comedy value.
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  26. #101
    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    When you're doing doggy style, it's your scenery, baby.
    lol, too true

    the OP chick is dinner and a movie, very nice
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    how can anyone not think this chick is hot?

    yeah she has a few extra pounds..but her curve ratio is stellar and she has an awesome face. I bet she's actually fun to be around too and likely a really good lay unlike some dumb anorexic 2 by 4 of a blond slut who's too stupid to know how to suck a dick with any level of competency.
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    Given M2M, but she's probably also one of those compliment digging crazy bitches that always wants one more compliment. Who is always whining about being fat, or ugly, or overwieght, and has serious self loathing issues. Way worse. way... way... worse.
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    why would you assume she has self loathing issues? :S
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    My own personal bad experience with women actually C-Bee

    I've had several women in this range of women (Actually very pretty, tad over weight, just enough confidence to get into a 2-piece) as both friends and lovers, and they were batting 1000 when it comes to self loathing. It's like the same talk once a week for the rest of your life if you make it a permanent move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    You guys make me laugh. That chick could give you a boner? I'd have to close my eyes and think of Keira Knightley.

    SO who here would be up for a threesome with this fat chick and DTB's av? I think I could get into that after a few beers, just for comedy value.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    why would you assume she has self loathing issues? :S
    Because she's a woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Because she's a woman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    how can anyone not think this chick is hot?

    yeah she has a few extra pounds..but her curve ratio is stellar and she has an awesome face. I bet she's actually fun to be around too and likely a really good lay unlike some dumb anorexic 2 by 4 of a blond slut who's too stupid to know how to suck a dick with any level of competency.
    LOL.

    FTW.

    Perhaps the question is not "Rate how much you wanna bang her", but rather, "How likely is it that she knows how to suck cock competently? And if so, is she worth banging?"
  35. #110
    All women are experts at dick sucking. The disconnect is that they only demonstrate that skill when they want to prove themselves
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  37. #112
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    All women are experts at dick sucking. The disconnect is that they only demonstrate that skill when they want to prove themselves
    I disagree. I believe men can tell the difference from enthusiastic girls who get really into it and love swallowing with pride compared to girls who view it as a chore and do it because they 'have to'. I think if you took a poll of many men you would find that they can easily rate girls on ability to suck cock.

    If you've ever had a girl who excels at it, the difference is dramatic. It'll blow your mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    I disagree. I believe men can tell the difference from enthusiastic girls who get really into it and love swallowing with pride compared to girls who view it as a chore and do it because they 'have to'. I think if you took a poll of many men you would find that they can easily rate girls on ability to suck cock.

    If you've ever had a girl who excels at it, the difference is dramatic. It'll blow your mind.
    Pretty much this. First 4-5 gfs I had seemed good/alright at it. Then the next one proved that all the previous ones were basically handicaps at sucking dick.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    While there are different degrees of appreciation, I won't believe for a second that any interested woman provided with the opportunity to blow Johnny Depp wouldn't suddenly be awesome at it.

    It's not a matter of having the talent, but of having the desire to express the talent. In a way, you could then say that women who feel the need to express that talent are more talented, and you would be right, because everybody knows a woman who loves dick is an amazing thing
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    Talent goes much further than enjoying it. It's probable that most girls that truely enjoy it do so because they have a natural talent. However there are girls who really enjoy it and are horrible at it. I remember one that used to beg me to let her do it, her nickname was 'the rake'.
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