How to Get a Free Sweat Session From Someone Who Would Kick Your Ass at Poker

[spoonitnow]

How to Get a Free Sweat Session From Someone Who Would Kick Your Ass at Poker

Step 1: Go to http://www.thundercity.net/chat/
Step 2: Where it says "Your Nick:", put in your nick
Step 3: Hit the "Connect" button
Step 4: In the Java console that comes up, type "/join #flopturnriver" without the quotes
Step 5: Say hi!

Ask about the free sweat session for coming into IRC.

[daven]

who's giving nutsinho his free sweat?

[CBAT]

Has helped my game immensely.

[daven]

i thought i replied here already, but maybe i forgot to hit submit?

who's gonna sweat nutsinho and the twins if they eventually log in?

also,
1) find online poker
2) read bc stickies and digest
3) get in irc and talk poker
4) pretty much repeat 2&3
5) apply what you learn
6) ............... basically just keep breathing


7) crush micros/profit

[surviva316]

snap! congrats, on getting a straight flush daven!

do i count as someone who would kick anyone's ass at poker? 'cause i offer sweats all the time, and it always ends up being like HU

[Carroters]

If anyone wants to sweat me and listen to me coughing up shit and blowing my nose every 3 seconds then that'll be enlightening.

[nonofyobiz]

is sweat session when someone watches me play and informs me how incredibly wrong I am?

[Sasquach991]

Maybe it's a work thing but here's what I get:

The page or file you requested contains malicious code:
-File Query
-File Write
-Open Socket
-Load Class
-Network Resolve
-Network Receive
-Network Receive
-Network Receive
-Fetch error - unscannable
The Web Security Gateway blocked the malicious behavior.
No further actions are required.

[dranger7070]

lol jk

[tomato paste carnage]

snap! congrats, on getting a straight flush daven!

do i count as someone who would kick anyone's ass at poker? 'cause i offer sweats all the time, and it always ends up being like HU

surviva's sweats are quality. do it.

[dranger7070]

Sweats with me taking rips off my bowl are better, ask Imthenewfish.

[Sasquach991]

surviva,
How about a sweat? You offered.

[spoonitnow]

Maybe it's a work thing but here's what I get:

The page or file you requested contains malicious code:
-File Query
-File Write
-Open Socket
-Load Class
-Network Resolve
-Network Receive
-Network Receive
-Network Receive
-Fetch error - unscannable
The Web Security Gateway blocked the malicious behavior.
No further actions are required.

It's a work thing preventing you from using Java to connect to the IRC server is what it looks like to me. Other people have had similar.

[Sasquach991]

It's a work thing preventing you from using Java to connect to the IRC server is what it looks like to me. Other people have had similar.

that's what I figured.

Maybe I should quit work?

[dranger7070]

^THIS

[Micro2Macro]

guys we all know the IRC is just a place for noobs to wander into and get leveled to shit from long time regulars

[Icanhastreebet]

I help the newbs anyone to confirm this?

[kfaess]

confirmed

[supa]

Confirmed, but with very little time in there.

A newbs perspective-

Regs are so tired of leveling eachother that they jump on any fresh meat, but they'll also tear into a hh like a pack of hyenas and give you some really good feedback. If it's your first time in, have a hh from weaktight ready when you get there. Say hi and see if you can post it before Spoon slaps you with a large trout (I think he enjoys that a little much, but if it makes him happy...). Listen to the feedback, take notes, and go get another hand history. If you're like me, most of these guys are better than you so there's alot to be learned if you can take the rest of it with a grain of salt.

[Sasquach991]

Also copy the text of the chat and save it regarding your hand and look over it later. There's probably something you missed between all the one liners from yaawwn

[surviva316]

Also copy the text of the chat and save it regarding your hand and look over it later. There's probably something you missed between all the derails from dranger trying to get our attention to show off how cool he is for smoking pot

fyp

[spoonitnow]

I help the newbs anyone to confirm this?

confirmed

[philly and the phanatics]

fyp

rofl

[supa]

fyp

I don't think this would be such an issue if he just passed the damn thing every once and awhile. Friggin' bogart.

[spoonitnow]

who's giving nutsinho his free sweat?

we'll pool together and get phil hellmuth to show up

[dranger7070]

fyp

I'm not bragging cuz I think its cool. I just spam the chat cuz I'm under the influence of a mind altering drug.

[kiwiMark]

we'll pool together and get 50 cent to show up

fyp

[Icanhastreebet]

fyp

wp