33 185 former provball player could bench press a house deat

[gn2056]

death sentences and im still more pissed off about a five dollar badbeat earlier, ahh life, its a fucking bitch. Anyways, so i got hodgkins, and to be honest im so drunk who cares, but i aint got the time or heart to fight for life so boys and girls be prepared but dont be, fuck we are jus here borrowing life i guess, i am going to fight this, well actually no im not, im going to enjoy my next year or two, fuck i guess im gonna die, weird, dont be hating just be relearning.

[gn2056]

the f'd up thing i have spent the last five years losing every friend i ever had, and now i want em all back.

[Stacks]

I'm very confused. Care to elaborate?

[Ragnar4]

wait Hodgkins Disease ITT?

fuckin' lame. Sorry to hear it.

[givememyleg]

wat???

[a500lbgorilla]

i think this is the strange drunk ramblings of a man given a death sentence...

[Stacks]

Well it's either a death sentence or hodgkins disease. I can see that now. I want more of the story How did you lose the $5?

[Lukie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hodgkin_disease

The disease occurrence shows two peaks: the first in young adulthood (age 15–35) and the second in those over 55 years old. The survival rate is generally 90% or higher when the disease is detected during early stages, making it one of the more curable forms of cancer.[2] Hodgkin's lymphoma is one of the handful of cancers that, even in its later stages, has a very high cure rate, in the 90's.[3]

Most patients who are able to be successfully treated (and thus enter remission) generally go on and live long and normal lives, due to a remission success rate of 90% to 95%.

[a500lbgorilla]

its a light death sentence.

[OP]

Im trying to use my elite cryptology skills to decode the title. Im lost.

[Ltrain]

Im trying to use my elite cryptology skills to decode the title. Im lost.

Excuse me stewardess, but I speak drunk and upset... 33 years old, 185lbs. and still in good shape, prior professional volleyball player, very good bench press, but still got hodgkin's disease.

[BennyLaRue]

Im trying to use my elite cryptology skills to decode the title. Im lost.

He's a 33 year old, 185 lb, former pro volleyball player who is so strong that he could bench press a house and he has been given a death sentence, ldo.

Later, we find out it's Hodgkin's, so not really a death sentence. Scary, sure, but beatable. Try and keep that in mind, 33/185.

[Lukie]

video of said bench pressing of a house or it never happened

[wufwugy]

is it the good hodgkins

[BennyLaRue]

video of said bench pressing of a house or it never happened

imo

[a500lbgorilla]

video of said bench pressing of a house or it never happened

imo

i could easily hit 12 reps. spot me?

[yourfather]

yeah Jon Lester had this and he struck out 12 two days ago. GL.

[jyms]

The Fight to Stay Healthy:

Back problems first emerged in the late 1980s. (Mario) Lemieux had a herniated disk removed in 1990, underwent further back surgery in 1993 and suffered from a rare bone infection. Also in 1993 he was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Disease. Returning to the Penguins on the day he completed radiation treatment, Lemieux won the NHL scoring title despite missing two months of the season. Chronic injuries persisted for the rest of his career. An irregular heartbeat, diagnosed in 2005, led to his final retirement.

[a500lbgorilla]

seriously? comparing Lemeuix to normal people is like comparing Usain Bolt to a cripple in the 100m dash.

[bigspenda73]

if this thread is for real it's serious and ppl should stop joking about it

I'm locking it b/c this isn't a laughing matter whether OP was drunk and making some dumb/level of a post or he actually has lymphoma, a life-threatening condition. Either way I'm a big surprised by all the jokes in this thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

its the internet dude, this is the viciousness of having anonymity. I'm unlocking it because the man made this thread himself. He can ask me to lock it if he wants.

[UG]

RESPECT RILLA'S HOUSE



P.S. I hope nothing but the best for you, OP.

[Stacks]

I'm an asshole.. I've accepted that fact.

[Lukie]

if this thread is for real it's serious and ppl should stop joking about it

I'm locking it b/c this isn't a laughing matter whether OP was drunk and making some dumb/level of a post or he actually has lymphoma, a life-threatening condition. Either way I'm a big surprised by all the jokes in this thread.

what happened to the old spenda???

hyachachach

[bigspenda73]

This seems like a serious situation and while I like to make fun of a lot of things cancer just doesn't seem like one that should be on the list.

[HarleyGuy13]

This seems like a serious situation and while I like to make fun of a lot of things cancer just doesn't seem like one that should be on the list.

^^
MUCH RESPECT EARNED!

OP I hope you make the best of what you have left. You can still do so much and impact so many ppl. Live like today maybe your last and you will live a full if not long life. Wishing you the best!

[Parasurama]

Cancer is funny in a "I never expected my own cells to start killing me" sort of way

[CoccoBill]

Hodgkins has a 90+% recovery rate even when discovered in a late stage. As far as cancers go, it's a pussy. Still, serious business dude, all the best.

[Warpe]

[Lukie]

This seems like a serious situation and while I like to make fun of a lot of things cancer just doesn't seem like one that should be on the list.

i haven't seen anybody make fun of anyone specifically for having cancer.

the op is going to be joked about due to the structure and how it's written, regardless of the content (which is hard to decipher to begin with).

op will most likely live a long and healthy life. i say we continue to joke around and have a good time, like normal, which will hopefully contribute to op's said long and healthy life.